"Theologians" wanting to create a "Feminist Friendly" Bible

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About 20 "theologians" are trying to create a revised version of Bible which satisfies their self satisfactory needs of narcissism.

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There's already the gay """Bible""".
Katherine Emmerich was right.

There'a already the Queen James Version

They believe you have to throw out the feminist to be a bible?

There might be soon a new "transsexual" friendly version.

That would not be an inaccurate statement.

Nice

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Throw the Bible at the feminist.

Let no one say that burning heretics is contrary to the Spirit of God

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Hey prots thanks for this

You and I both know if they hooked Martin Luther's corpse up to a turbine generator he'd produce more electricity than the hoover dam at this point.

I thought editing the Bible brings with it a curse that damns you to Hell or some hint like that?

According to Revelations, yes.

Please for the love of St. Winnie of Pooh, it's Revelation not Revelations. That's how you spot idiot LARPer Christians or Fedoras, if they say Revelations.

satanic af

As far as I heard King James himself liked to pretend he was a queen with other gentleman.

It only applies to the book of revelation.
There wasn't a complete Bible yet. (at least a compiled one)

female literacy was a mistake

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STAHHHHPPPPP!!!

Not if it's no longer in the bible

It's called Apocalypse

These people are "atheist Christians" right? There's no way anyone could actually believe in the God of the Bible and think this okay when He literally tells them that it's not

That's the argument these feminists would use

That is from one letter that came out after his death, and was probably an attempt to slander him since no one could verify its contents.

Why not just write your own gynocentric scripture and start a cult, or join one of the existing ones?

we all know the answer: so Satan can revel in mucking up the body of Christ

Yes, they and most other Christians run contrary to God. Any values society deems good are satanic without exception.

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rekt

Somebody should tell these kinds of people they aren't Christians, they are obviously heretics, but heretic doesn't hit as hard as directly claiming they aren't Christians.

It's more like dealing with blasphemers.

Oops, those black toes seem to have slipped out of your mouth.

Capped for posterity.

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