Idiots In Zig Forums Fail To Create Thread About Fake National Emergency

Let's see how long it takes the Zig Forums geniuses to create a thread about Trump declaring a false 'national emergency' o try and build his stupid useless wall.

The idiots who create threads here in Zig Forums aren't known for keeping up with the news, and they are generally the last ones to learn of current news events.

Several hours ago, Trump announced that he was going to declare a fake national emergency, but the idiots here in Zig Forums still havent created a thread about it.

Trump also announced that he would sign a spending bill to avert another government shutdown, but of course nobody here in Zig Forums has created a thread about it….

That's because Zig Forums is full of idiots

And watch : when they finally DO create a thread, they'll insist this really IS a national emergency, and neglect to mention that Trump is completely illiterate.

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I heard this news early this afternoon and it's really not surprising that nobody has created a thread about it here in Zig Forums because these 'news experts' don't keep up with the news at all.

I've always noticed a pattern in Zig Forums, where the people who create threads are usually the last idiots on earth to finally hear a news story, and you'll generally find threads being created days, if not weeks after the original event occured.

by the time the idiots in Zig Forums finally COPY AND PASTE a news story, all of the legitimate news organizations are already done with the story, and have moved on to the next more current story.

I cant wait to see how long it takes one of you Zig Forums douchebuckets to finally create a thread about this latest (old) news

HERE'S ONE OF THE MANY, MANY, MANY EMBARRASSINGLY LAUGHABLE FAILURES OF Zig Forums :

you guys all bitch and moan about how bad and fake 'mainstream media' is, but you COPY AND PASTE all of your stupid fucking threads directly out of existing mainstream media articles.


and even THEN, you still do
it a day late…. and a dollar
short. you can barely COPY
AND PASTE without making
tons of stupid mistakes…..

you guys fancy yourselves to be 'news aficionados' but to be quite honest, you're some of the least informed, least up-to-date novices when it comes to news events

Of course there's KILLCEN, who is a pretty good man, but because he has an agenda of paranoia, and he is compelled to insist that everything is a 'conspiracy', he only reads 'news' from a handful of paranoid conspiracy fake news websites.

So none of his threads have any credibility

his handpicked selection of 'news' is nothing more than a bunch of exaggerated lunatic fringe hocus pocus conspiracy tinfoil hat nonsense.

but at least Killcen TRIES…………..

which is more than i can say for the rest of you

Its been 46 minutes since i created this thread


and still NOBODY has created a thread about the stupid fake 'national emergency'….


waiting, dumbasses

You're not wrong about that

Its been 56 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Q: why would anybody wait around and wait for you guys to finally get around to 'publishing' stories about crap that has already become OLD NEWS?

especially when all you're going to do is COPY AND PASTE it from other websites ?

Its been AN HOUR since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been 61 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

lmao nigga are you even trying

Its been 80 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been 81 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

SINCE NOBODY ELSE IS GOING TO COVER THIS STORY:

I'll do it for you….
Trump desperately tried to save face

and hes going to announce a fake national emergency

but he has to get it cleared through congress

and theyre going to say no

All the news organizations published this story over 5 hours ago

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Its been 113 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been TWO HOURS since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been 169 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been 3 hors and 3 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Its been 4 hours and 26 minutes since i created this thread

AND STILL NOBODY HAS MADE A THREAD ABOUT TRUMP'S ANNOUNCEMENT THAT HE'S DECLARING A FAKE NATIONAL EMERGENCY

Prolific Zig Forumsposter here
I was binging on 12 monkeys and shut the news out for 3 days.

Fuck the news

r/news
Copy the links and copy the best comments and appear smart Andy.

Reddit is the front page and 8ch is the rear end so it gets them later

the laziest way is boards.4channel.org/news/

just copy the best news items and comments and even the pix

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He said different intelligence, law enforcement, and military agencies found evidence that the October caravan from Honduras to the U.S. — which at one point contained about 40,000 migrants — was organized in advance.

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He said the main organization behind the caravans was a non-governmental organization based out of Chicago, called Pueblos Sin Fronteras, led by organizer and pastor Emma Lozano.

“They started working with Honduran, Guatemalan, and Mexico counterparts,” he said. “The organization was impressive to say the least. They used mainly [social media apps] WhatsApp and Facebook.”

He said Bartolo Fuentes, a Honduran activist, was the main leader of the caravan on the ground, and that he came into Guatemala beforehand to scout and send money to places migrants could stay as they moved through Guatemala towards Mexico. Duarte said the group also connected with international NGOs like Oxfam.

He also gave details of the tactics the caravan used as it pushed into Guatemala.

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Hitler had his berlin wall.
Trump has his border wall.

Need I say more?

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America never got a wall, which is absolutely needed because of the illegals flooding into the country along with the skyrocketing crime it breeds.

Yes. You need to mention that according to Stormy Daniels and Hitler's physician, both of them have abnormally small penises.