Brit/pol/ #2311: emergency election edition

Youths are filmed stabbing their armour underneath hooded tops as they prepare for street battles, at a flat in South London

thesun.co.uk/news/6203650/video-shows-stab-vest-tested-out-by-teen-amid-gang-crime-epidemic/

'Threatening' mob of mourners throw punches, rocks and eggs at journalists outside funeral of Hither Green burglar in "terrifying scenes"

mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/live-hither-green-funeral-burglar-12472692

"Community 'shocked' by Dunfermline mosque bacon attack."

kingdomfm.co.uk/news/local-news/community-shocked-by-dunfermline-mosque-bacon-attack/

Female officer 'sexually assaulted' as she arrests a man accused of rape

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/04/28/female-officer-sexually-assaulted-arrests-man-accused-rape/

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wew

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If Joe loses…

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thotperium tbqh

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smh when will we just grow up?

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for him

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when we all buck someone's ma

Every other thread is an emergency edition tbh

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WEW

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Lmao

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FUCKIN WEEEEEEEEEW

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Post them lad

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MR SLIPPERIES BACKYARD


tbh we've all been in a ma's vagina

Just how crippling is your autism lad?

Not too bad tbh, I've kissed quite a few lasses tbf. Bitten one lass' boobies tbh

STOP

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FOR BRITAIN SURGE

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journo intern here
LEAKED BEEB EXIT POLL

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still the best memi Zig Forums has ever produced

WOAH

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inb4 it's more than Joe gets

unironically Joe will win

you'd hope so considering they're meant to be a nationwide party with loads of members and support and Joe is just Joe being local

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Don't make me feel lad smh

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Send Joe your energy lads

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Don't worry lads we will make Joe the leader of the secret police and then get our personal bodyguard units to kill him when he's got rid of all the spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine).

oh im enjoying this

I'm putting a shirt on for good luck lads

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Fuck you, stop posting thots. I'll get Helmer on you lad

UuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuUuU
HAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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was he spies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine) all along?

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Smh lad, I warned you

the electorate just realised that the based tories are based

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༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つJOE TAKE MY ENERGY༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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maybe the windrush (((scandal))) was actually a dogwhistle to the electorate?

Shepherdspies (Nick Lowles, Hope not Hate, Gerry Gable, Searchlight Magazine)

the shirt is on

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Thanks Helmer lad
He was a cunt

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John McDonnell has a real mean streak to him
I bet he'd starve kulaks epic style

leel

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Joe Owens got 114 votes. Came in third. Beat by Green and Labour. Labour hold.

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I bet she's a 24-26 year old postgrad cat lady.

You all owe me a coke in the race war tbh lads

What the fuck, that constituency is fucked

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You can drink it before you're executed.

y'dont say…

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not bad tbh

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LOCALISM FINALLY AND UTTERLY DISCREDITED

ELECTORAL POLITICS EXPOSED AS JEWISH SHELL GAME

DAFTYISM CONFIRMED ONLY VIABLE ROUTE FORWARD

Cos my father voted labour and his father voted labour and so did his father before him.

No she isn't lad, I'm watching HD on the telly and she looks older. BBC Iplayer is low res

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Time for some Clown Core tbh

This is the end of the line mate.

can't wait for the stories, hope he gives us a long rundown of it all

lad he literally said so on facebook

Aye he told me he'd be back.

VIVA LA BIN REVOLUTION

I'm just waiting to collect any loot he drops tbh.


Fucking top lad tbh.

The citadel rises.

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yeah it'd be good to hear what went well, what didn't, etc

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Wait till Woes bullycides him.

Damn right lad, exactly.

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tories got BINNED in Kenya epic style

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Kek

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I will fuck Wews up if he does anything like that.
t. have his dox

Lad

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What'd happen if you combined localism, daftyism and exploited mummies for your cause?

Good lad
>tfw I originally outed him to HopeNotHate
Literally used the contact form on their site and sent them his facebook name

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lad, the papers doxxed him already

There will almost definitely be a fresh cuppa Joe tomorrow.

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BUF

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Labour won in my ward, got over double the amount of votes the Tories got (who came second)

anyone else vote?

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wtf is it with scousers and the greens?!

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they think it's for their old country, the emerald isle

bretty gud first attempt tbf

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Dude weed lmao *hits blunt*

hullo
any lads on fb, tell joe he did good
okthankyou

In 30 years time he might even be 2nd place

Tbf all the Greens are probably all the fucking students they've decided to bombard the city with.