Johnny Neptune Quits Working For Zig Forums !! Tells Jim To Fuck Himself !!

Landon Anderson
Landon Anderson

Well, that's that !! I'm finally done working for Jim.

He's been paying me $275 (tax free) a week to shitpost in here for quite a while now, and I'm pleased to say that Friday 'Major' James Burdock deposited my most recent two-week salary on PayPal, and I have officially quit!!!

Jim found me on 4chan, and he had Philip approach me about a job 'causing disruptions' here on Zig Forums.

'causing disruptions' is what I do best, and it all sounded like good clean fun to me. Only as time rolled on did I finally realize what they really wanted me to do.

Through subsequent emails from Jim, I began to learn that the real agenda was it to disrupt anything in particular….. KILLCEN™

At first, I really didn't mind disrupting Killcen, because I assumed he was just a crazy fucking crackpot lunatic, and I lumped him into the same category as the rest of you fucking faggot losers….

But as time passed, I began to see Killcen for who and what he truly is: a good and decent man with a lot of knowledge, and a goal of trying to 'save people from themselves'….

Sure, Killcen's a fucking pain in the ass, and he is a paranoid delusional psychotic asshole……

That's an understatement…..

But he's my friend……

And I'm not going to continue attacking him for Jim……

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BE ATTACKING KILLCEN JUST FOR MYSELF… FOR MY OWN PURPOSES

JIM ? YOU CAN FUCK YOURSELF, FAT FAGGOT
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Liam Stewart
Liam Stewart

By The Way, that's me on the set for the upcoming HBO show 'The Watchmen'

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

Jim can eat my shit

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John Ross
John Ross

Johnny, hit me up on my mobile: 503-356-5624. Let’s talk about so-do-my. Let’s talk about you. and. me. Let’s talk abooout it.

Adrian Cox
Adrian Cox

But he's my friend……

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO BE ATTACKING KILLCEN JUST FOR MYSELF… FOR MY OWN PURPOSES

Some friend! You sound like a real piece of work!

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

I've been attcking /killcen/ for 3 yrs now

The Zig Forums mod pointed him out to me at the time

I have some old /killcen/ memes somewhere

I\ll post the m soon

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Jeremiah Brown
Jeremiah Brown

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Kevin Reyes
Kevin Reyes

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David James
David James

i thought you hated memes though

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

Johnny, hit me up on my mobile: 503-356-5624. Let’s talk about so-do-my. Let’s talk about you. and. me. Let’s talk abooout it

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Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

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Eli Martinez
Eli Martinez

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Blake Harris
Blake Harris

I really don't care if people try derailing my threads!

SURPRISE!

David Gonzalez
David Gonzalez

Let Jim know that KILLCEN here doesn't give a fuck!

Isaiah Bailey
Isaiah Bailey

Killcen was just a meme. You - nor anyone else - really seems to understand that. It was a long time plotted meme and everyone here THINKS they know all about 'killcen' but really don't know the history of it and the TRUTH is Operation Killcen [Kill Censorship] was 3 or 4 people archiving news, leaks, right wing radio shows, conspiracies, etc. back in the day, perhaps a couple dropped off the radar over arrests at some point? Who knows? There were different 'Killcens', at different times, all had their own unique personalities or online personas, most of which seem to have gone offline and one who remained loyal to archiving news [me!].

NOW YOU KNOW. But you really don't know and thats the most ironic thing of all!

Tyler White
Tyler White

I still love you Johnny, not in a fag way, but I admire your chutzpah!

Get with the program, already! Meanwhile enjoy what this has to offer:

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:7e3642c3147563f35e3afcad32f06d6b81bc0910

Austin Bailey
Austin Bailey

Your life’s work amounts to fedposting.

Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

Nope, just a recent hobby. Archiving has always been a hobby of mine, even before the days of the internet. I like to collect stuff of value, always have. Started collecting silver quarters BEFORE ever being a prepper, back in the 70s, it was a hobby. I also collected rare vinyls and latter on cassette tapes. Lots of other stuff that I could get my hands on too, such as tools. I'd collect spare nuts, bolts, washers and screws that I found or could re-use after discarding something that was scrap. Etc. Archiving is a hobby of mine. I do the same thing on the internet too.

Right now - if you want to help me - I'm looking for a FLAC rip of Wicked Lady "Blow Your Mind" recorded back in 1971.

Nicholas Morales
Nicholas Morales

Johnny, what you did was absolutely stupid. You should have just accepted the payment and bashed me, and trashed my threads, at least you would have been PAID to do it. Now you can do it, but won't get paid. Ironically, I don't care about trash because I lived in trash most of my life. I grew up lower middle class and lived a pretty trashy lifestyle back in the day. I'm actually doing much better today now that I'm retired. I do work out, I do eat healthy now days. I stopped binge drinking (well, mostly, sometimes I slip up)…. I don't do drugs anymore and I love to prepare for the WORST fucking scenarios you don't even want to imagine…. because I'm fucking loco like that, and I love that.

Point is, you could have been PAID to do your style. I wish I was getting paid. I'd shit up my own threads to get paid for that! You should have stuck to the deal. Your loss.

LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

Charles Thomas
Charles Thomas

Nope
You arrogant sonofabitch, anyone can download some files. That’s a pointless, low skill endeavor. The real crime you abet is being a signal repeater for harmful propaganda and psy-ops against psychologically vulnerable people. You are a useful idiot for human experiments with fear porn—an assistant, not the brains.

Robert Hall
Robert Hall

I’m not going near what fucking nerve you have calling hoarding your junk “archiving”.

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

REAL NEWS is not a crime! We have freedom of speech and the press for a reason. What you may call "propaganda" others call truth, and believe me vice versa! There is surely the right to difference of opinion in this country!

Jacob Wright
Jacob Wright

real
What makes it real?

Brandon Fisher
Brandon Fisher

you already quit once, then started back up again. obviously, you'll repeat this pattern.

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

a paranoid delusional psychotic asshole
<paranoid delusional psychotic asshole

God damn it that would be an awesome title for a rock song! I'm already thinking of Earthless jamming for 15 minutes straight as I read this REAL NEWS!

paranoid delusional psychotic asshole

Alexander James
Alexander James

not surprisingly, back in the day, there were several other people 'playing the role of Johnny Neptune' in various chatsites around the internet. They were online friends of mine, and they enjoyed imitating my syntax idiosyncrasies, taking over the helm for me whenever I was asleep or simply not online.

Weirdtown.com was a really fun international chat site, and at one point I think I had probably 10 ppl taking turns acting like me. I would log out of one room and log into another, and suddenly I would see one of my friends terrorizing and trolling everybody in that room, using my style and my catchphrases, and everybody thought it was me. I thought it was hilarious.

It was also a really really really really shity mobile chat site I used to enjoy going to because the people were so fucking stupid. It was called Mbuzzy.com, and when they shut that site down (because Johnny Neptune had made everybody leave) there were three other people who played the role of Johnny Neptune in there, one of which was a girl named Crystal who lives in New York and I still speak to her very often… She's a big cat lover…

Brayden Adams
Brayden Adams

I figured Johnny for a mocospace user.

Nicholas Jenkins
Nicholas Jenkins

Fuck no…..

I'd troll mbuzzy JUST BECAUSE the people there were such easy targets, completely uneducated, and absolutely vulnerable to even the slightest trolling techniques

It's important to remember that I don't really consider myself to be a 'troll'… I just enjoy disrupting shit…

It was THEM who called me a 'troll'

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

No, I think mocospace would be your so-called jam because of all the top tier honies and intellectual debate.

t. Former Yahoo addict who’s never been on a mobile chat.

Jacob Hill
Jacob Hill

NOTE: when I first stumbled into mbuzzy, I publicly announced that I was going to singlehandedly shut the shithole down

and that's EGG ZACK LEE™ what I did

systematically, one room at a time, I made it so uncomfortable for them to be there, that it was no longer fun for them, and one by one, I made them all leave, never to return.

There were a couple thousand regulars when I started, and the day the admin finally pulled the plug, there were only 8 people left

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

Well, my online persona is not like trolling at all. As "killcen" I just pop up out of nowhere and often annoy the hell out of some, while others tend to take interest in what I have to say. And my main hobby, even online, is collecting and archiving. Especially things that are overlooked or are not appreciated by most. I can find true value in things others would often call "junk." Thus I coined the term "real news" because a lot call what I post 'fake'. So I bunt back by calling it "real news." I do not abide by norms, and this often ticks people off a lot. I'll show up here with - not exactly the intention, but some expectation - that my personal style will annoy certain people.

Jacob Sanders
Jacob Sanders

Killcen was just a meme.
No feds
There was only one retired white nationalist leader who went by the code name /killcen/

He had many very popular boards, such as /realnews/, and /prepare, where he would offer advice on making explosives and other forms anarchy.

I believe him to be the mastermind of various altright terrorist cells throughout the US and Maybe globally

Carson Bennett
Carson Bennett

You have a burnt biscuit’s brain. Those treasures of yours appeal to a very limited number of people who unsurprisingly share your affliction and misunderstanding. It’s sad but you’re clearly proud of it.

Leo Williams
Leo Williams

Ahhhhhhh…. so THIS is why Jim hired you (as an ex-CIA gman)… to get people AWAY from chatting about REAL NEWS over here?

Kayden Stewart
Kayden Stewart

I don’t believe a word of the Jim tale. I’d need more info I guess but it doesn’t make sense that this is happening on Zig Forums. It would be more valuable on /pol/—something I’ve said before.

Blake Adams
Blake Adams

Someone that did post on the board was posting that kind of stuff, luckily I assure you it wasn't me. Don't believe me, ask the feds, they can track down the IPs and they have no connection to me. God only knows who that guy was who posted that shit. Not my fault he used my boards!!

Asher Wilson
Asher Wilson

RE: TROLL

I'll never forget the first time I ever heard anybody use the term 'troll'….

It was me they were referring to

in the old days, the sites called me 'the disruptive guest'

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

I'm going to be completely candid with you, and confess that I still don't understand Jim's reasons. I thought it might have something to do with /newsplus/, but I honestly don't know for sure.

Jacob Robinson
Jacob Robinson

Maybe I give you more credit than I should, but I can see you doing a longish con and just letting people who are as stupid as they are chew on it for months and months.

The only alternative explanation I have on hand is that Porcelain Veneers is so unaware of the goings on that he thinks this board is higher traffic than 6 or 7 people.

Parker Sanders
Parker Sanders

Nobody in their right mind would ever think this board gets more than six or seven people on its busiest day.

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

10,071 lurkers + 1 high ranking official + 12 dozen other agencies as of a month ago!

Benjamin Martinez
Benjamin Martinez

lol nope…. sorry….. hahaha wow…

SIX

on the holidays,
it goes up to 11

Aiden Wood
Aiden Wood

SIX…. including you & the mod

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

The high ranking official is unfortunately me.

Nolan Martin
Nolan Martin

I still don't understand Jim's reasons

Johnny Neptune
A plague on our houses
&
A very disruptive guest
I'm assuming there are copycats, but the original is annoying enough.

William Bell
William Bell

Someone that did post on the board was posting that kind of stuff, luckily I assure you it wasn't me. Don't believe me, ask the feds, they can track down the IPs and they have no connection to me. God only knows who that guy was who posted that shit. Not my fault he used my boards!!

As for this post, it could be the original /killcen/, but it could also be JN trying to worry /killcen/.

As a player of psyops checkers myself, I know
the moves.

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Samuel Jackson
Samuel Jackson

The time stamps help, also.
But now the post,Woman on probation for having sex with a dog is indicted for bank robbery has caught my eye

Kudos to the poster
This is 1st rate news copy/pasta journalism

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

REAL NEWS
UK To Censor PRIVATE Messaging Apps, All Social Media Platforms
As Predicted, Governments Around The World Are Pushing Mass Online Censorship
Russia Plans Total State Control Over Internet, Re-routing Internet Traffic Through Domestic Cables
RED ALERT! Human Brain-Cloud Interface Being Tested To Spy On Thoughts And Control Subjected Slaves!
Shocking Leak Reveals Facebook Leveraged User Data To Reward Friends, Punish Enemies
Amazon Workers Caught Spying On Alexa Users
Obama-era Judge Rules Children Don't Have The Right To Privacy In School Bathrooms
Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov Says A Multipolar 'New World Order' Is Being Formed

UK Dictatorship Rejects Britian's Right To Vote, Nullifies Brexit
REAL NEWS

Jackson Murphy
Jackson Murphy

*blushing*

Jaxon Butler
Jaxon Butler

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Anthony Carter
Anthony Carter

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Carter Butler
Carter Butler

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Gavin Perez
Gavin Perez

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Charles Long
Charles Long

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Luke Bell
Luke Bell

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Isaac Peterson
Isaac Peterson

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Henry Smith
Henry Smith

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Evan Ross
Evan Ross

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

Reported for attempting to slide REAL News.

Thomas Scott
Thomas Scott

true news bumparoo

Andrew Phillips
Andrew Phillips

real news bumparoo

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