Is it sign? Huge wooden cross washes ashore on Fort Lauderdale beach…

Is it sign? Huge wooden cross washes ashore on Fort Lauderdale beach…
A large cross washed ashore over the weekend behind a hotel along Galt Ocean Mile in Fort Lauderdale.

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Bales of drugs, derelict vessels, seaweed, whales, and driftwood are among the many items to wash up on South Florida’s beaches, but the latest flotsam and jetsam has made believers of some beach-goers. A very large, barnacle-encrusted, wooden cross washed ashore behind the Ocean Manor Beach Resort along Galt Ocean Mile in Fort Lauderdale, during the weekend. “It is fantastic,” said Mary Ann Smolinski, visiting from Michigan. “It’s amazing. Very spiritual.”

A group of people dragged it up onto the beach from the water’s edge behind the hotel at 4040 Galt Ocean Drive, she said. “We were just lying on the beach and we saw a crowd of people around and I just got up to see what was going on,” said Smolinski. “It was a cross that was laying right in the water.” John Skorupa, 74, of Fort Lauderdale, said he was walking along the beach early Saturday afternoon when he came upon the cross swaying in the surf and he took a few pictures. “It was 20 foot long, like railroad ties,” he said. “Really big, really big.” Speculation around the hotel tiki bar was lively. Everyone has a theory about where it came from, Skorupa said.

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Yep. Looks like the support beams of a billboard that probably got washed out to sea in an earlier hurricane.

Deep ones finally ditched Dagon I take it, took em long enough.

based h.p lovecraft poster

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Maybe it's a relic? Shouldn't the Diocese send someone to investigate the issue?

Yes this is absolutely a relic… probably washed up from noahs time finally because of global warming, really trump is even more a moron for ignoring the very obvious signs such as this…

(keked)
Plot twist:
If the ebil Drumpf hadn't accelerated the global warmings, we would never have been graced with this Noahide relic. Checkmate, libtards.

If only gadolics could do the same.

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Are fishers of man seen as pagan now?

Nope. Just the leftovers from Babylon.

You must be brand new here. That book about “Babylonian mystery religion” is a work of fiction.

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based and breadpilled

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pagans btfo

I see nothing wrong with this.

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A cross? Certainly.
It's a sign of God's undying love for us that while we were still sinners, Christ died for us.
Yes, that's a sign that someone threw some wood over the side of a boat.
Or a storm broke some wood off someone's yard and washed it out to sea.
Or, it could be that some random pieces of wood were just floating out to sea and then the angels took a nail that crucified Christ and nailed the two pieces together and made that. OML, it's HOLY RELIC> QUICK! VENERATE IT!!
Whatever it is, it's NOT the last one

You seem to have a problem with relics.

How can you be so sure?

Fren, if the desiccated bones of Saint Elisha can resurrect the dead many years after his spirit returned to the Father, than one of the Nails of the World which was drenched the True and Sacred Blood of the Christ himself would most assuredly be causing divine miracles all around itself.

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