Science Proves Blondes Have More Attractive Vaginas And Buttholes

I like blondes. Some guys don't.

Good !!… More blondes for me !!…

Blondes have certain phenotypical
features that extend far beyond the
color of their hair, like better nipples,
better vaginas, and yes, they even
have better buttholes !!!……………….

There's nothing nicer than a small
patch of trimmed blonde pubes

Especially when they're attached
to a hot as shit young blonde girl

Brunettes make me nauseated…

Redheads are disgusting………….

BLONDES ARE THE SHIT !!!………

like I said, lots of guys disagree
with me, but they're stupid and gay

You can keep the redheads………..
You can have the brunettes………..

I'll take the BLONDIE BEE every time !!!

fuck yourself

cosmopolitan.com/uk/beauty-hair/hair/a38237/ways-blondes-have-more-fun/

mtlblog.com/opinions/10-reasons-why-brunettes-actually-have-more-fun-than-blondes

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The most rewarding thing on Earth:

Waking up next to a blonde chick

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Performing Oral Sex On a Blonde Simply TASTES BETTER

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Even just a few blonde highlights give me an erection

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Very, VERY rarely, you'll see a redhead that's almost as hot as a blonde

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And every once in a while, I'll see a couple brunettes that have what it takes

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And occasionally, I'll see a 'Sandy Blonde' that's smoking hot

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THIS IS REAL SCIENCE:

I even like a Strawberry Blonde

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Or a platinum blonde

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Or just a fine ass natural blonde

Natural blondes have amazing vaginas

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congratulations on the 'spelling science correctly' thing

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Brunettes are only attractive if they have a really nice body and face

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what criteria did these scientists use to determine what makes one rectum more attractive than another?

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sciencists say a lot of bullshit but they're scientists so it's clearly not.

Bumping Blondie Bee™

Like I said…..

Once every Blue Moon, I'll see a brunette I'd like to fuck

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Thank God Blue Moon is located less than a block from my apartment

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But I usually convince them to go blonde.

Makes the Amber Alert less effective

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Amber Alerts are a pain in the ass

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Scrumpy Bumpingsworth III

From now on, the punishment for sliding my news threads like children, will be routinely updated links to the REAL NEWS every my news is slidden. Enjoy!

REAL NEWS
Third World USSA: Collapse of Oroville Dam Has Become a Distinct Possibility

Wild Bee Population Collapses By 90% In New England Due To Chemtrails

Stunning New Material Invented In Turkey Makes Wood Bulletproof, 5x Stronger Than Titanium

WIRED: Big Tech Wants Centralized Censorship

As Predicted, Governments Around The World Are Pushing Mass Online Censorship

Russia Plans Total State Control Over Internet, Re-routing Internet Traffic Through Domestic Cables

Vietnam Bans Toxic Glyphosate As US Agriculture $ecretary Throws A Fit

RED ALERT! Human Brain-Cloud Interface Being Tested To Spy On Thoughts And Control Subjected Slaves!

Two More Teslas Crash In One Week, Woman Killed, Three Executives Leave Company

Shocking Leak Reveals Facebook Leveraged User Data To Reward Friends, Punish Enemies

Amazon Workers Caught Spying On Alexa Users

Facebook Quietly Notifies Public That Millions Of Instagram Users Had Passwords Exposed

Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov Says A Multipolar 'New World Order' Is Being Formed

Leftist Media Screams And Panics As Mueller Report Exposes Collusion With ISRAEL, Not Russia!

REAL NEWS

Bumped and slidden

REAL NEWS
Third World USSA: Collapse of Oroville Dam Has Become a Distinct Possibility

Wild Bee Population Collapses By 90% In New England Due To Chemtrails

Stunning New Material Invented In Turkey Makes Wood Bulletproof, 5x Stronger Than Titanium

WIRED: Big Tech Wants Centralized Censorship

As Predicted, Governments Around The World Are Pushing Mass Online Censorship

Russia Plans Total State Control Over Internet, Re-routing Internet Traffic Through Domestic Cables

Vietnam Bans Toxic Glyphosate As US Agriculture $ecretary Throws A Fit

RED ALERT! Human Brain-Cloud Interface Being Tested To Spy On Thoughts And Control Subjected Slaves!

Two More Teslas Crash In One Week, Woman Killed, Three Executives Leave Company

Shocking Leak Reveals Facebook Leveraged User Data To Reward Friends, Punish Enemies

Amazon Workers Caught Spying On Alexa Users

Facebook Quietly Notifies Public That Millions Of Instagram Users Had Passwords Exposed

Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov Says A Multipolar 'New World Order' Is Being Formed

Leftist Media Screams And Panics As Mueller Report Exposes Collusion With ISRAEL, Not Russia!

REAL NEWS

even YOU preferred blondes back when you could still get an erection back in the 80s

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Bumped and Stumped

Back then I wasn't old like I am today.

You remember those days, don't you?

back when your tinky still got hard

and the Farrah Fawcett hairstyle was popular?

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Oh yah?

Stunning New Material Invented In Turkey Makes Wood Bulletproof, 5x Stronger Than Titanium

Turkish inventors have created a new building material that is five times stronger than titanium and has the density of wood planks. Most remarkably, this new “Metallic wood” is lighter than titanium and still has the chemical stability of metal for use in manufacturing applications.

The new material is made out of nickel-based cellular materials as small as 17 nano-meters in diameter. These electroplated nickel nano-particles are strategically arranged in struts to maximize their load-bearing strength as a whole. This strategic arrangement of nickel makes the material four times stronger than bulk nickel plating. By tinkering with nano-meter-scale geometry, the inventors can increase the strength and density of the new material. This geometric arrangement of cellular materials is spatially organized and repeated to generate the new “Metallic wood” material. This geometric nano-meter engineering feat produces a very dense material, like that of wood. The inventors have even made the material as dense as water (1,000?kg/m3).

Each 17 nano meter strut has a tensile strength as high as 8 GPa, an unprecedented measurement for something this small in size. Through compression testing, the inventors found that these nano-pillars can be reduced in diameter to increase the load bearing strength of the entire material. The problem that often occurs in developing new materials is scaling the material to meet real life applications. The macroscopic properties are just as important as the strength of the nano-pillars contained therein. The strength of the entire material can vary at different masses and shapes. For example, in nano-pillars made from nano-crystalline metals, there is an increase in strength at a certain mass, but a decrease in strength when the overall mass is reduced to the size of a grain.

In real-life application, this new “Metallic wood” does have enough mass to support various loads in industrial manufacturing and construction applications. The new material, although very light, has the density to stand up to real-life applications.

This new material is the first of its kind to multiply a nano-structured cellular material to develop a workable material for manufacturing, with a specific strength that is above 100 Mpa/(Mg/m3). Most nano-scale pillar materials lack the density needed to be used in all manufacturing applications.

The development of these nano-structures started with the fabrication of opal material, monodisperse polystyrene particles, and gold/chromium coated substrates. The polystyrene was stabilized at just the right temperature to increase the diameter between polystyrene spheres. This allowed the inventors to deposit nickel into the voids of the polystyrene structure. The interconnected spherical pores were oriented in a cubic formation. Additional nickel was added to increase the volume fraction of the nano-pillars, their diameter, and their mass.

Figure 1 image is taken from “High strength metallic wood from nanostructured nickel inverse opal materials” published in Scientific Reports volume 9, Article number: 719 (2019).

In figure 1 a) you can see the fabrication process for a unit cell of the nickel inverse opal material.

In (b–g) you can see a cross section of the nickel inverse opal material.

In (b,c) the inventors show a nickel inverse opal with no coating.

In (d,e) you can see a nickel inverse opal material with a 21?nm coating of additional electrodeposited nickel.

In (f) the inventors show a nickel inverse opal material with a 25?nm coating of additional electrodeposited rhenium-nickel.

In figure (g) you can get a closer image of one of the struts in (f).

In (h) you can see the final close-up of 2?cm2 nickel inverse opal material with 500?nm pores and 15?µm thickness grown on a gold/chromium coated glass slide.

Finally in (i), you can see a nickel inverse opal material with 300?nm pores grown on gold/chromium coated 20?µm thick polyimide.

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I know you like blondes

Back then I had boners harder than titanium too!

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Blondes have good tits and cunt, but redheads undoubtably have the best.

The pinkest nipples, vag, and anus you will ever see belongs to redheads.

I was just giving you a time frame reference….

No need to take that penis topic any further

I'd appreciate it if you keep the conversation limited to the subject of blondes

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fuck it,(sac)
Once you go black
dar aint no turnin' back

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I'm made a crude joke, thats all.

Anyway, what shalt I drink tonight? Thats what is on my mind… what kind of scotch? Dewars? or something a little more classy, say Ardbeg?

Wrong

Scientists Disagree !!

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RE: titanium

That was from all the methamphetamine

I hate dark nipples… Brunettes often tend to have darker nipples…

Blondes tend to have lighter colored nipples

I like slightly puffy nipples the best

I did speed before, but never touched meth in my life. Disgusting. Three things I NEVER did and NEVER wanted to do: LSD, meth and heroin. All three are totally degenerate drugs. I don't recommend any drugs. Only REAL medicine (scotch on the rocks), thats all.

I know how you like them. Blonde hair and blue eyes

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You might not like LSD meth or heroin

But there's some things you like that are even more degenerate

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I never liked fake tits, synthetic is junk! I rather have those little pear tits than fake gell-stuffed sacks of glutatous bags of crap!

Titanium driver, huh?

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YOU'RE FUCKED IN THE HEAD! I'M OUTTA HERE!

During the nearly 10 years I spent working up in the DJ booth at strip clubs…..

I can't even begin to tell you how many times the dancers would come up into my booth and asked me the same two questions……

1: "what would you think if I got a boob job?"

2: "what would you think if I got a big tattoo right here?"

……………….. I would always answer the same way

"I think that would be the second stupidest decision you've ever made in your life, the first one being to become a stripper in the first place"

OH, NO YOU DI'INT!!!!

You're the one that just got done saying you like teeny tiny little breasts

came here to watch some buttholes, found niggers and little girls photos. fuck off

Feel free to supply butthole pics

(Just not pictures of your own)

I'm not really crazy about curly for wavy blonde hair… I like blond hair that's straight

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Bumpity Bump Bump

Bumping this motherfuking thread all the way to the top

There are no Amber Alerts if you have taken her in a way they don't know who you are

Have you ever noticed that ALL Amber Alerts are one of the parents taking their child from the other parent?

It's cold as shit here in Georgia today, like winter time again…

I'm about to go home, make Eggplant Parmesan, get in bed under the comforter, watch my LivePD, and enjoy an AMBIEN ALERT

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Best God Damn Thread EVER

NOBODY has even mentioned that today is Earth Day

I noticed blonde have short hands.

Personally speaking, I think redheads actually have no soul, but the only 10/10 i met was redhead so blondes have to make room.

Picky, Picky, Picky

Of All The Pussy I've Ever Eaten, The One That Tasted Best Was HUMAN

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

And because I'm Jewish, I'm superior to ALL of you cavemen

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

HAPAS ARE SUPERIOR TO WHITES

my cock is…astirin'

my prostate is arelaxin'

firm blonde flesh

my GF….she left me when I started saying the fluoride in the drinking water was makin' me soft….o no, no bottle water back then I saw a picture of Audrey today\


with a fart as old as me

woooosh…Me Softie

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when i was 22, iwanted to fuck old ladies

i was a real perv

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16° C…cold…old man bones

watch my Live PD…old man tv

Fox news next

Does this also apply to crabs?