COMEDY GOLD: Neptune Replaces Ethiopian Children With Yemeni Tots

Even though there are only four people who visit/n/, thousands of them have loved Johnny Neptune's trademark comparisons between 'starving Ethiopian children food critics' and 'videogame sissies who offer advice about women'.

"It's my favorite comparison ever", said one Zig Forums reader who prefers to remain anonymous "it's the only reason l come to Zig Forums, obviously."

Reports have surfaced that Neptune will now be replacing his signature 'Ethiopian child's with the more current 'Starving Child From Yemen'.

"I can't wait", said somebody who has no choice but to wait, but still makes statements about his inability or refusal to wait.

"Everybody loves it when Neptune compares us to Starving Ethiopian Children who stand outside of busy restaurants, critiquing the menu", said the Zig Forums reader, "it's a perfect comparison to one of us complaining about women."

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All these endless wars have wasted trillions of taxpayer dollars and have resulted in the deaths of millions of innocent people. We live in a cruel declining Empire that needs to just fucking collapse already.

One time, I used the word "cuck" in a sentence, and Johnny reminded me that the only humans who use the word 'cuck' are sexually failed adult males.

He compared me to a Starving Ethiopian Child who's obsessed with the visual imagery of other people eating my food while I'm forced to watch.i think the new STARVING YEMEN CHILD analogy is going to be more current and politically correct.

Looking forward to it.

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"Cuck" is UK slang for a cuckold, I think. Cowardly men who allow others to fuck their own wives, even in their own homes. Its a degrading insult saying someone is "a cuck." It basically means you are a coward and a traitor.

true. my lack of 'expertise' about women equates more to a Yemeni Child's culinary 'expertise' than to an Ethiopian's.

Ethiopian kids are fat slobs, comparatively

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AGAIN: the only humans who actually incorporate the word 'cuck' into their vocabulary are adult males who can't get any pussy

sexually successful men NEVER use that term

sexually accomplished men never even think about that idiotic telltale terminology, or about the concept at all.

nobody has ever heard a married man say it

nobody has ever heard it said by a guy who gets pussy.

RE: United Kingdom

Nobody has ever seen a masculine male from the UK before

it's like they've all been born with a congenital birth defect, where they are all swishy effeminate genetic homosexuals.

so yeah….

not surprising

That doesn't make much sense considering the term is typically used to insult the men who allow others to fuck their loved ones. Zig Forums did not come up with that term, they just misuse it all the time.

IRONIC: a man who can't get any pussy is fixated on the concept of being forced to watch other people fuck their woman

like a Starving Yemen Child obsessed with the concept of being forced to watch other people eat off his plate…..

got it 👍


nobody ever mentioned Zig Forums

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Hint: jacking off to porn is the fodder of losers

losers who can't get any pussy

how 'ironic' that they'd fixate on the notion of being forced to watch other people fuck their woman.

Lame

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I don't hang out with losers…. never have….

if a guy can't figure out how to get girls, he's a fucking loser……

I've always hung out with dudes who are good at talking to chicks, who fuck lots of women, who have girlfriends, who have wives….

and none of them ever say 'cuck'

never…. it's not part of our vocabulary

MGTOW:

that's just another bullshit fabricated excuse

as if it's their choice that women won't fuck them.

That's almost as convincing as a yemeni child refusing a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Got what, nigger?

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Say what, nigger?

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I think it's distasteful and unfair to compare imageboard sexual failures with Ethiopian kids.

Compared to Yemeni children, nowadays Ethiopian kids are morbidly obese.

I'm glad Neptune is updating his geographical references in the name of political correctness

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MGTOW, my ass

the Yemeni child might pretend like he's not hungry when refusing the quarter pounder…..

but they're still going to eat SOMETHING

that's guaranteed

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really?…. weird, because that's not an 'insult' I've ever thought of before.

how Freudian…..

nope, that's not an applicable insult…..
'loser who can't get laid' is the only relevant observation

Zig Forumssucks

Zig Forums sucks

imageboards suck

imageboard culture is for faggots

adios, videogame douchebags

BASED AND REDPILLED!!!
😂😂😂💀💀💀✅✅✅💯💯💯🆒🆗🆙👌👌👌

??????????

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Adiós! Au revoir! Sich verabschieden!

Yall faggots can project all you want
Get on my level.

Samefag here, also have like 20 gigs of porn on my computer. Forgot to mention that. Most of it is hentai. I cant find an anime girl irl.

certified homo

got it 👍

everybody knows a faggot when they see one

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i cock was literally so starved for pussy one day that i ass fucked my starving ethiopean adopted refugee child

He looked like a waifu, all frail and like

he was called starvin' marvin

i am clueless

Im somewhere inside your house johnny

He's just the loser. Maya McKinney is the faggot.

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Only a moron could write something like that. Or a woman.

Leaving aside historical uses of the term, actual cuckolds use it all the time and their women are getting ploughed by other men. You cuck. Married 6 years next month; kill yourself and learn how to type properly while you're at it.

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REMINDER: If you use the phrase "Comedy Gold" you might be a faggot.
Dost deez nutz

So are any of you queers cultured enough to know who first used "cuck" the way it is used nowadays? It was this glorious french faggot, troll extraordinary, u will never be as anti-Semitic as him face it

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