WHAT. THE. FUCK!?

English is the mutt of languages

Non-native speaker or just retarded?

56% Norman

NO RULES HE SAID

Return to Anglo-Saxon, remove Norman and Latin filth.
youtube.com/watch?v=zfaEGU45lKA

Anglosaxon a shit. We Romans row.

Be proud of what you are.
You'll never be Roman, and they will never be Nord.

It's more like we have several comprehensive-yet-conflicting standards (e.g. the apa) that literally no one listens to.

yeah, if you're a nigger.

white men say "pee in gee"

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i'm a med tho

My mouth is mine, I'll pronounce it the way I want.
PEE N' NIGGER GEE

wtf do you pronounce it as instead, pang? pung?

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People who gall a GUI a "gooey" need a glass rod inserted into their dickhole and then broken with a hammer.

Agreed.

I am so sorry

Guh
Yoo
Ih

Seems pretty close to me

Might I suggest

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Asarlaí/Germanic_and_Latinate_equivalents_in_English
is pretty useful

gif = jiff
png = ping
jpeg = gee pig

Fuck this world

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It has always been that way (pic related), but we all still pronounce it pee-enn-gee.

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PNG
nigs
png = ping
apng (animated png)= aping
ape+ing = nigger ape

if png is ping then what in fucking fuck happens to 'ping'? fucking redundancy

what asians and whites use
png = pee n G (lewd af)
apng = ayy pee n G (ayy lmao)

GIF
nig
gif = jif
jif peanut butter? you sound like a hungry afro boy

what asians and whites use
gif = gee ayy ef

I pronounce it as "png", as my masterious mother tongue allows me to pronounce everything as written. In due time, Finnish Brotherhood waging secret war against Jews and Anglos, will make everyone speak this ultimate language rivalled by none. Then, world will be united under Finnish rule and travel to stars.

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Are you a nigger who just spells out the extension?

I pronounce it poo in loo

gif = /xif/
png = /penx/
jpeg = /ipex/

wtf i hate png now

pinge

He's the same faggot that pronounced it My Ess Quu ell in front of a crowd that all laughed at him. Pay him no attention.

Honestly tho, MySequel is fucking ridiculous like nigga are you making a movie about databases

IBM couldn't get the trademark for SEQUEL (Structured English Query Language), so they changed it to SQL. It's still pronounced sequel though.

Of course. That's pure logic.

Welcome to the club faggot.

That's how faggots pronounce it. Same as the faggots who pronounce gif as "jif".

This.

I don't know but goatse.png is pronounced "gaping".

es cue el nigger.

At least it doesnt generate the argument that gif did when the correct way of saying it was found out

Nice one faggot

Excuse me but that's the correct way to pronounce it.

Most people don't even speak/type it properly. English de facto has no rules. It's the C++ of spoken languages.

Still butthurt ##Zig Forums is the most active channel on Rizon

How's that corporate cock taste niggerfaggot?

in chinese they say "da pong" instead of "dot ping"

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I pronounce as "pe en ge"

GUI is "gui"
PNG is "pe en ge"
JPG is "je pe ge"
JPEG is "ji peg"
MP4 is "em pe 4"
MP3 is "em pe 3"
MPEG is "em peg"
tty is "tty"
GTFO is "ge te fe o"
TXT is "ti ex ti"
DOC is "dok"
WEBM is "webm"
TIFF is "tiff"
CPU is "tse pe u"
GIF is "gif"
GPU is "ge pe u"
IMG is "img"
PDF is "pe de ef"
DJVU is "de je ve u"
VHDL is "vi ash di el"

png is pronounced pung as in punk without the u

GTFO is promounced gitfo

I expand all names that I pronounce.

Portable Network Graphics, Graphics Interchange Format, Structured Query Language, etc.

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How about "titty"?

Slav spotted.

who makes those rules?

fuck off commie

(checked)
dog bless :DDDD

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Fuck all of this, it's 'peng'

Biggest fuckup of all is calling a gif 'jiff'. Last I checked, 'graphics' doesn't start with the 'j' sound

no graphics is pronounced hjraffics and the j is silent