This board will cry and bitch about anything but how many of you entitled faggots have actually contributed to...

I submitted a patch to scp

right after you, user.

i fixed a couple bugs in this open source game that pissed me off other then that i have no time for helping

I work in a call center for POS systems; some days it's a rewarding experience, other days I want to put a gun in my mouth.

I wrote a driver for my laptop's ACPI things. How do I upstream it to Linux?

shitposting productively or productively shitposting?

*sips*

Put it in GitHub and get experienced people to look at it first, after that send a message to the kernel mailing list.

I wrote and submitted an updated coc that was more gender neutral and welcoming of diversity and non cis people. Anyone who breaks the coc will be forced to write an essay explaining why they're privileged and how they intend to demonstrate their denouncing of said privilege. We don't tolerate nonsense on our team and all projects require an equal representation of diversity.

I made a logo for netrunner. What have you done?

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I pajeeted levels into an Asteroids clone written in Java, I'm still not sure if that counts as actual programming. passed the class though

i mine data

I don't endorse harmful software.

I used to write a lot of open sores. I have code in ESR's stuff, Bruce's stuff, Mozilla, Linux, PHP, KDE, xemacs, led a project for Miguel re Mono, and probably a lot I've forgotten. I've not done much that wasn't by force (having to release to satisfy the GPL) since getting into industry. My hobby programming these days is reverse engineering.

Well, I developed the initial version of netrunner.

Don't blame me. I only started browsing a week ago.

I wrote a fucking compiler from the command line nigger.
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I come here to be anonymous, to speak my mind freely with others doing the same, not to flaunt my achievements.

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If this wasn't a troll thread OP would have picked a better image

If only you knew.

I jerk off regularly to anthropomorphic porn and perpetuate its influence over western culture. In some small way I set the stage for the transhumanist movement to surface from advanced virtual reality or genetic engineering tech. Bopping the bologna for a better future.

>>>/hydrus/
>>>/poltech/
>>>/gnosticwarfare/
Do us a favor. GET ON IT.

I try making nice minimal replacements for bloated GNU stuff but nobody is interested

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I installed Gentoo.

you can't dox yourself on an anonymous board. Worst you can do is give away that you browse 8ch. Even then, you don't have to post proof that you are who you say you are, so you can still deny it publicly.

how about no, Shlomo
>>>/oven/

I decided to sage when I posted in this thread.

the mere fact that some obscure hacker is mentioned on this board makes it very likely that he browses this board

What the fuck did you just say to me, you fucking faggot? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at cprogramming.com, have been involved in numerous raids on proprietary software companies and have over 300 confirmed software patches. I am trained in Lisp, Haskell and C and am the top contributor to the Mach microkernel. You are nothing to me but just another shitposter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the internet and your MAC is being traced right now so you better prepare for the raid, maggot. The raid that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hack you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my cell phone. Not only am I extensively trained in cracking, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Space Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the net, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

Then larp as some other obscure hackers to obfuscate who's real.

github.com/user234683/youtube-local
Locally hosted Hooktube alternative

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now this is coolio

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Lmao

>oxwugzccvk3dk6tj.onion/file_store/34de81b8bfdcb2795e7ce7cd535119ad352709bb3fef6c15460f5669944073c8.png redirects to media.8ch.net/file_store/34de81b8bfdcb2795e7ce7cd535119ad352709bb3fef6c15460f5669944073c8.png
REMOVE CUCKFLARE

>to media.8ch.net/file_store/34de81b8bfdcb2795e7ce7cd535119ad352709bb3fef6c15460f5669944073c8.png

it redirects to 8ch.net fuck your rewrite shit

I wrote or contributed a major part of the code base to software that is used by most major websites on the web. It's becoming less popular in the last few years because of the move to soyboy technology like node.js and related cancer. I still pick up a lot of side work from websites that refuse to move away from it and need someone to maintain it. I don't see the software ever really getting phased out all together. Thankfully, I wrote shitty code in my teens so the source is littered with SQL exploits the company that owns it now refuses to fix. So I currently get paid a good bit of money to fix exploits I am responsible for in the first place.

This board suffers from high technical intelligence but low emotional intelligence. Or at least the posters who make the most replies do. It's to be expected; people with high emotional intelligence are drawn to non-anonymous discussion sites.

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lol was this gayass faggot chart made by fucking google?

Well gitgud.io/m712/goyt already did it

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but shitposting is more fun than actually doing something?
nice try

Typical low-emotional-IQ response.

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Didn't think this would be a thread that hurt people's feelings.

Like reddit and youtube?

I like how left and right sides are basically mean the same thing and you cannot pinpoint even minute differences reliably. Left side uses synonyms with bad connotation and right side uses synonyms with good connotation.

Besides, it's a well known fact that there are no different kinds of intelligence - it's unary, there's only one of it and it covers everything. The rest is simply demeanor. So, clearly, the chart is made by sub-90 IQ (honorary) nigger.

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This guy is right. EQ tests (which are bullshit) just ended up highly correlated with IQ. Just like everything else thats good.

I went for a drive and then I wanted to add to that
Lets consider specific example: patience. Suppose one was impatient forever but then patiently waited for something specific. Does this mean they're emotionally stupid but then instantly becomes emotionally smart? And then goes back to e-dumbass the moment they the thing they waited for arrives? Or if someone naturally patient loses their shit over something they're extremely excited about, does this instantly makes them e-dumb?

All of that bears relativism which is unacceptable in objective measure of anything. If you insist that emotional intelligence measure is objective then you're insisting that a statement "I currently like this guy therefore he's smart, and I currently don't like that guy therefore he's an idiot", in a long-winded fashion, is a scientifically valid intelligence theory. And if you forfeit pretense of objectivity, then you're saying that statement outright. Either way that's a load of pseudo-science horseshit.

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emotional_intelligence
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Goleman
tl;dr bullshit invented by a professional bullshitter with a suspiciously Jewish mug

github.com/mrjkuhl/NSAFlood

One of the few things I know was made by a /g/entooman to solve/combat an actual problem.

It's been a long time, but I don't think anyone has their servers of this up anymore.

Genius.

good. isps should become unusable so people stop paying them.

Sweetie, you can make that same kind of argument for IQ. Someone can be intelligent enough to create an operating system while at the same time not knowing the difference between a hamster and a gerbil. That wouldn't mean the concept of IQ is invalid because you've concocted a paradox, hon.

You're conflating knowledge and intelligence.

wrong

Explane,... what is differents?

What did you expect?

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Navy seal copypaste is old as fuck. It is not longer funny. Whoever said puns are the lowest form of humor hadn't heard of memes, and this is a fucking dated and done-to-death meme at that.