Things you can do right now to prove that the title is wrong:
Markov chain generator (github.com
Text-to-tweet (github.com
Basic text movie (github.com
Web scraper (github.com
Software bending (github.com
Project thread, or "how Homestuck is better than Zig Forums"
Ryan Price
Other urls found in this thread:
github.com
pastebin.com
git.teknik.io
myredditnudes.com
twitter.com
Owen Evans
>>>/g/
Dominic Bennett
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Camden Lee
Yes, I'm glad you called me a nocoder. It's a badge of honor. Now you must go or you'll miss your diversity and inclusion classes at your prestigious university, where you are taking your CS course. Don't forget your soy milkshake.
Easton Sullivan
No, YOU go to your synogague and pray that Linux will always be CoC-up-ass.
Grayson Cook
Yes let's act like a bunch of autists re-inventing the wheel for nothing. Excuse me, but I have actually useful software to write.
Juan Torres
Then make it. Zig Forums is a desert at this point.
James Fisher
Ever heard of ATCs or the central european version of it? Not every country is like Ameriburger and treats programming and CS as a difficult thing. Designing software, learning about all the different data strictures and algorithms from the 80s and using shitty frameworks and abstracted to all hell OOP Agile reactive buzzword fiesta strategies is not something you need a college degree for. Computer Science is not a hard nor large field of (((science))). Go study something not every second european or australian 15 year old learns in school. Study something real instead you amerifags.
David Myers
More like you europoors don't have a real technology industry and are so far behind there is no demand for high skill labor. AND the few number of companies you have that do succeed just end up moving to America.
Matthew Barnes
We only want high skill labour. All the low skilled jobs are taken up by Poles and robots
Liam Sullivan
Jeremiah Cook
>Web scraper (github.com
Why bother publishing a use-and-delete script like this, let alone writing a readme for it?
import urllib.request, requests #File retrievalfrom bs4 import BeautifulSoup #Scrapingimport os #Filesystem work
Oh.
Brayden Watson
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Gabriel Gonzalez
thii2 ii2 true.
Logan Green
thx bruv, looks like Zig Forums can't program for shit.
Connor Fisher
I could do almost all those and I don't even consider myself a programmer.
Nolan Phillips
then prove it faggot, show your repo in GitHub/GitGud/BitBucket
Bentley Jenkins
I'm not a coder, I'm an Engineer you nigger.
Hell I know niggers that are actually competent engineers, you're a fucking hipster loser faggot
Christopher Peterson
Here, have a fucking toy project done for "the chans" from some time ago, if you're that upset.
pastebin.com
Carter Perez
is scripting (braindead python / bash) considered as programming?
Noah Hughes
No it's called "cracking".
Julian Lee
hahaha
also wtf is homestuck? classy way of saying neet?
Aiden Carter
MSPA
Michael Gutierrez
Get a load of this underage faggot.
Liam Howard
Fine. Come and throw shit at me.
git.teknik.io
Julian Evans
Oh look at that fucking faggot bloated sack of shit written in one of the worst languages known to man. Please fellate a shotgun.
Logan King
One point for /v/irgins!
Jonathan Ortiz
Lurk more
Asher Evans
WTF is homestuck? Is it even tech-related?
Jace Martin
People make more software related to cartoon than Zig Forums ever could
Kayden Moore
There's a board for cartoons, this isn't it. If you got actual technical stuff to discuss, then fair enough. So either put up or shut up about your homefag shit.
Nolan Reed
Never heard of it, seriously, just now.
searxing it now
Is homestuck that mspaint webcomic?
ugh. this is Zig Forums ffs
based
Afaik /homestuck/ or /homosuck/ was a board about being neet or am I wrong?
Just looked at it now and seems like some kind of undertaleslashtumblr-tier art work of generic western try-hard anime style. Homestuck need some moe tbh.
Xavier Cooper
Homestuck is a "webcomic" (sometimes with animations and illustrations rather than comic panes) series about shut-in children and some intergalactic, hyperdimensional online game that results in the creation of a universe.
Brandon Gonzalez
Themed code is cool FFS