I ate my wife today, oh boy

I ate my wife today, oh boy...

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WOKE UP

FELL OUT BED

HIT MY WIFE ACROSS THE HEAD

CUZ IM THE SNACKSMAN
YEAH IM THE SNACKSMAN

ID RATHER SEE YOU FED LITTLE GIRL
THAN TO BE ON A DIET PLAN

HEEEY BUFFALO WINGS
WHAT SHOULD I EAT
BUFFALO WINGS

IMAGINE THERE'S NO SALAD
I WONDER IF YOU CAN
NO GREENS OR RUFFAGE
ON THE PLATE THERE'S ONLY HAM

AND IN THE END
THE PIE YOU BAKE
IS EQUAL TO THE SIRLOIN STEAK

I WANT AN EGG, MAN
I WANT A CHICKEN LEG
I'D EAT A WALRUS
OM NOM, NOM NOM

>Please Feed Me
>Meat The Beatles
>A Steak Bar's Night
>Eat!
>Rubber Stomach
>Magical Takeaway Tour
>The Fried Album
>Arby's Road

HEY FOOD
DON'T BE FAT FREE
TAKE A SANDWICH
COVERED IN MAYO
REMEMBER
AN EXTRA SLICE OF PASTRAMI
THEN ILL BEGIN
THE SECOND LAYER

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>Chef Ham's Culinary Arts Club Cooks

Kino thread

Fat Beatles threads are legitimately the only worthwhile threads on Zig Forums.

BUT THE FOOD ON THE GRILL

WHEN I WAKE UP HUNGRY IN THE MORNING
FRY SOME BREAD
SOAKED IN MARGARINE

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKES FOREVER

>Let Me Feed

>Arby's Road

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Ahhhahhahhhahhhhahhhahhahhhhhhhhhhh
eat a pony

HAPPINESS
IS A WARM PLATE
(NOM NOM, CRUNCH CRUNCH)

I WANT FOOD
I WANT FOOD SO BAAAAAADDD

OH I GET PIE WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS

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would you believe in love at first bite?

WHILE MY ARTERIES
GENTLY WEEP

IM SO

DUN NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH

HEAVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BANG BANG
MAXWELL'S LIVER PLATTER
CAME DOWN WITH PEPPER

Dubs and I record covers of the highlights of the thread in the morning

The Meatles - Rubber Stomach

1. Drive-Thru Bar
2. Norwegian Food
3. You Won't Outeat Me
4. Takeaway Man
5. Eat For Yourself
6. The Burg
7. Wendy
8. What Goes On The Grill Grate
9. Food
10. I'm Cooking Through You

WELL I
I TELL YOU SOMETHING
I THINK YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
YEAH I
I TELL YOU SOMETHING
COOK ME UP SOME HAAAAM

I WANNA EAT SOME HAM
I WANNA EAT SOME HAM

A LARGE NUMBER 9

A LARGE NUMBER 9

A LARGE NUMBER 9

A LARGE NUMBER 9

BOY
YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT WEIGHT

I'D LIKE TO BE
DOWN BY THE SEA
WITH A HOTDOG AND A BURGER
AND SOME FRIES

Stupid, the Beatles would never write something so unimaginative

i am the walrus

WE'RE ALL EATING SOME YELLOW MARGARINE
YELLOW MARGARINE
YELLOW MARGARINE

STRAWBERRY SHAKES FOREVER

I WANT SOME SNACKS, MAN
YEAH SOME SNACKS, MAN