>old Godzilla was hoppin' around
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>Tokyo city like a big playground
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>When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
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and hit godzilla with a bat grenade
>Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
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>Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
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>this is the ultimate orgy... of homosexuality
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>But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
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>who preceded to open up a can of shaq fu
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when eric carter came outa the blue
AND THEN HE STARTED BEATIN UP SHAQUEIEL O NEIL
AND THEN THEY BOTH GOT FLATTENED BY THE BATMOBILE
but before they could make it back to the bat cave
a nigger stole the batmobile
>But before he could make it back to the Batcave
>Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
AND THEN HE PULLED AN AK-47 OUT FROM OUT OF HIS HAT
AND BLEW BATMAN...
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>But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
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CUZ GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE
cause optimus prime came to save the day
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
OF FINAL DESTINY
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GOOD GUYS BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS
AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE
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smacking my balls with a hammer
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AND ONLY ONE WILL SURVIVE
I WONDER WHO IT WILL BE
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THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
of ultimate destiny
There's a second verse scumbag
GODZILLA TOOK A BITE OUT OF OPTIMUS PRIME
LIKE SCRUFF MCGRUFF TOOK A BITE OUTTA CRIME
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THEN SHAQ CAME BACK COVERED IN A TIRE TRACK
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But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
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AND BATMAN WAS INJURED AND TRYNA GET STEADY
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>When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
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when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete