THIS BOARD NOW BELONGS TO DA ORKZ
THIS BOARD NOW BELONGS TO DA ORKZ
Ethan Hill
Mason Rivera
Welcome to our board, my fellow greenskins.
Leo Collins
Cue the boss music
Kevin Howard
'UZ LOOK ALOT LIKE 'AN HUMIE BUT 'LEAST YOU'Z A GREENSKIN
Tyler Scott
those bastards need their own miniseries
Aiden Hernandez
Not so fast, foul mushroom xenos!
How much Dakka is enough?
Cameron Fisher
GHAZGHKULL! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!
Fuck Ragnar, it should've been Yarrick
Leo Nelson
Benjamin Myers
Celebrimor, grab The New Ring
Nicholas Foster
‘NOT ENUFF DAKKA ‘YA STINKIN’ HUMIE!
Alexander Harris
>tfw no animatrix styled anthology series with different artists working on different stories within the dark future
Wyatt Allen
Joseph Cruz
Why don't you shove your references to Fuck Tolkien: the Game all the way up your fucking ass, faggot?
Jayden Ortiz
OOOOH, SO ANGRY! BE CAREFUL user, TOO MUCH SALTINESS CAN GIVE YOU A HEART ATTACK!
Hunter Watson
God damn I need that
Jayden Perez
OH WAIT, WHAT AM I SAYING? PLEASE, CONTINUE! NEVER MIND WHAT I SAID!
Noah Allen
I unironically think he would do them good
Brayden Jackson
WAAAAAAAGH!!!
Jaxson Martinez
He has the mentality for guns, explosions, and gratuitous violence, so it makes sense for the Orks. I’m not sure about the cheeky Britain humor of the Orks tho.
Aiden Fisher
Well, who would be the best artists/studios to recruit for it? And which will do the "Second Renaissance" styled origin story for the Horus Heresy?
Christopher Martinez
>imagine gw shilling anything but Primaris
Another faction suffers due to furries
Brandon Howard
Studio La Chacette or Studio Madhouse, maybe Bones or Titmouse Studios.
Daniel Thomas
But I thought Orcs are now cancelled because they are racist?
Jackson Kelly
Not 40k orks, DnD orcs and Tolkein orcs the ones that are racists
Isaac Collins
Its specifically D&D Orcs that are being "cancelled" but all the boyz gotta gather up cuz we like greenskin badasses. But anyway D&D has always been under fire, been accused of worshiping Satan and now being racist, I'm sure they're immune to bullshit now
Aaron Phillips
The only good orc is a dead orc. Death to all knife ears
Julian Martinez
>not sure about the cheeky Britain humor
Yeah, at the most he'd find the accents funny, but I still think an Ork production by him would be fun
Lincoln Thompson
Why doesn't GW put out good comics anymore?
Nicholas Fisher
Wtf based
Jaxson Perez
Because they still haven’t collected the stories from Warhammer Monthly, those soggy bastards.
Ryder Clark
You talking about Orcs or Elves?
Lucas Gomez
Yes
Chase Cox
I SEE 'UMIE
Jordan Bailey
Owen Sanchez
CATAPULTS!!!
Chase White
Surprise bitch
Justin Reyes
ORKZ land on the last Zig Forums related media you saw, what happens?
Caleb Davis
Fook off ya overgrown fungus
Asher Nelson
Warhammer orcs are soccer hooligans not blacks so it's fine
Jacob Foster
Oh so they're Everton fans
Levi Sanchez
By the Omnissiah, you go into your sleep cycle for 6 hours and suddenly your board has a fungal infection. Welp, better call in the Centurio Ordinatus.
Colton Clark
WAAAAARGH
Jackson King
hehehehue
Lucas Nelson
>Poncy Eldar, eh? Well, I guess dis might count as an ambush. Limber up at least, boys. Don't strain yer'selves.
Ian Perez
>Enuff dakka
>That unobtainable standard we must ever reach for
Anthony Bailey
BRING IT ON YOU PUNY 'UMIZE I'VE BEEN WAITIN' FOR A FIGHT
Kayden Parker
>Landing (crashing)
Isaiah Adams
So we can all agree space marines have no dick but what about Orks they don't reproduce sexually so they have no need for an extra physical weakness
Jaxson Gonzalez
"Giblies" are occasionally referenced.
Jayden Wright
I don't know how cannon it is but I belive in DOW2 an ork says something along the lines of
>Its gon' be a long trip, you boyz better pee before we go
so they at the minimum pee, at least in that games canon anyway. Whether that means they have a dick or not is still up for debate though
Grayson Wood
>Its gon' be a long trip, you boyz better pee before we go
That reminds me of a really terrible short story i wrote about Abbadon the Despoiler.
The joke was that his legions acted like his kids and had to be strapped into car seats on their Space Hills and it ended with a Creed joke.
The forum I posted it to no longer exists, thankfully.
Bentley Rogers
Now you've got me thinking Guy Ritchie should make it.
>you gotta take the rings off before you feed em to the squigs, gives em a bad stomach it does
>just kidding, squigs eat everything
Joshua Mitchell
WE
ARE DA CRYSTUL ORKS
WE ALWAYS KRUMP DA GITZ
AND IF YOU SEZ WE CAN'T
WE'LL CHOP YOU INTO BITZ
DATS WHY DA BOYZ OF THIS WAAAAGH
BELIEVE IN
GARNACK
HAMMERFIST
AND PURL
AND STEVEN
William Peterson
What I wouldn't give for a Deff Skwadron animated series.
Lucas Anderson
youtube.com
How are the orcs still a thing when the other races are so fucking crazy?
Is it just the amount of orcs that keeps them alive?
Leo Powell
Why is /tg/ the best board on Zig Forums and not only? they're the best DnD groups out there. Any other DnD/rp/writer group is abysmal.
Hudson Russell
Orks are actually fucking terrifying in the setting. Big enough WAAGHS can produce Orks that are almost as big, if not bigger, and stronger than Space Marines, and whose gleeful attitudes towards war makes them kill their opponents in the most brutal ways imaginable. They have the numbers and the firepower to bring entire Hive Worlds to knee and at the height of their power almost achieved what Chaos couldn't, destroy the Imperium.
Tyler Cook
They reproduce via fungal spores which release when they die. Also they’re tough and can make weapons and vehicles out of scrap.
Zachary Brown
wut da zog iz da larst ouf uz?
Levi Nelson
Mason Fisher
I love how Ork tech just works because they believe it does.
Robert Parker
You forgot they are incredibly resilient and self-healing. They can literally stitch an ork's head into a different ork's body with fucking gum and he will stand up in a matter of hours... just a headache and some teef missing but he's a-okay.
Blake Anderson
Here, have this
Dylan Allen
Sing you gitz
youtube.com
Hudson Martin
>Remove squigs from tender areas
>Lore states that squigs are bred in latrines leading to the occasional incident.
Jaxson Hernandez
James Baker
There was probably a discussion about this but How would the 40K universe react to Ben Tennyson?
This isn't about powerlevel wank but more about a story standpoint.
The Mechanicus and Imperium would probably see a dude using a magic watch and turning into Xenos as extremely heretical fuckery.
The Orks would want to fight him all the time, Ben could probably blend in with several of his aliens as long as he paints himself green, Just imagine Rath or Jury Rigg infiltrating the Orcs
The Tyranids would want to eat him for all that sweet sweet genetic material the Omnitrix holds
Brayden Turner
Orks are basically war loving brits that somehow can or never will be obliterated completely, and that’s why I love those green gitz.
Bentley White
>Orks are basically war loving brits
Why repeat yourself?
Andrew Stewart
Asterix: The Mansions of the Gods.
-KILL THEM ALL OBELIX!!! KILL THEM ALL BY TOUTATIS!!!
Parker Cook
Because there might be some brits here.
Gavin Jenkins
We need a 'We da numa one" version
>Are you real orky?!
>Nah, not really
>'ave you ever put a bigwig to your bosspole like a commissar?
>Nah *grots shaking head*
>'ave you every looted a Baneblade?
>Nah, nah *furious headshaking*
>Olright! I see it iz up to me to tech you gitz 'ow to be ORKY!
Levi Smith
What was the sphere at the end of Astartes? My brother thinks it is something to do with the Necron and I think it has something to do with the Ctan.
Parker Ortiz
Probably Ctan but I want Dark Age Tech.
Thomas Stewart
you know what? good for them, this place is a fucking dump
paint some red on it and make it go somewhere
Wyatt Richardson
Primaris still haven't get their plane
Joshua Sanders
Go read Deff Skwadron ya git
John Roberts
Forgot the picture
Hudson Rivera
Jonathan Morales
I'm pretty sure even peak human tech wasn't that eldritch in nature.
Juan Lopez
The Warhammer galaxy is big, and considering it was an original astartes chapter vs. some original enemies (the psykers), then the guy could have made up his own thing.
That said, the sphere looked like they could have been made of living metal like the Necrons, so them bring C'tan related is possible. On the other hand, the golden man statue they walked past might have something to do with the Men of Iron/Gold, though that's a bit far fetched.
James Reed
AL ‘ROIGHT, WHO’S DE GIT WHO GONNA STORY ‘IME DIS?!
Elijah Walker
I love baalbuddy
Asher Thompson
It was confirmed by the creator as an artifact from an original minor xenos race, just like how the chapter, evil psykers etc are OCs.
Leo Powell
I can hear him
Jaxson Thomas
wot
Noah Ortiz
Doomguy would be too busy destroying Chaos to bother with the Orks
James Cook
Baalbuddy seems like a funny fellow.
Carter Bailey
Indeed
Juan Ortiz
Follow up it seems
Noah Thomas
Back to the subject at hand
Kevin Sanders
Peak comedy right here lads. But for real though, it made me chuckle quite a bit.
Owen Barnes
That's all I got orc related.
Jackson Morales
Thank you my fellow user.
Matthew Gomez
He was the one that brought us "no way fag" btw
Jayden Johnson
Cameron Diaz
>no way fag
I thought that was Plague of Gripes?
Matthew Reed
Chestlets, when will they learn.
David Hill
Huh, I did not know that Baal was such a legend.
Adrian Powell
It's generally agreed upon by the civilized races that if the Orks were to ever truly unite they would wash away all opposition. Luckily they're as enthusiastic about killing each other as they are about killing others
Charles Cruz
That's right, I'm wrong
John Flores
Yu'vath.
Christian Scott
It is plaugeofgripes, sorry for the lies.
Although I find the follow up much funnier.
Cooper Torres
What defense do Orks have against biological warfare? I get that the Old Ones probably gave them the best immune system in existence, but still. All you have to do is find that one perfect virus and BAM, you've destroyed every aspect of Orky ecology and industry. Furthermore, I don't think their duct tape and dreams centric technology would fair well against an invisible threat like a virus.
Kevin Wright
Okay this is actually funny, but why did you fumble your words and lie about this?
Josiah Rodriguez
>Orkus negra
Basado
Matthew White
I hadn't seen it in a while and the styles were similar enough.
Have my favorite Baal as recompense.
Hudson Edwards
>a succubus with a good lawyer
That is the scariest thing I've imagined since I saw the last episode of Primal.
Xavier Ward
If it would have worked they'd have tried it by now is all I can say on that matter
Adrian Robinson
Gork and Mork beat up Nurgle so now Orks can't get sick anymore
Luis Torres
>Orks believe that shit ain't gonna get them sick
>Reality bends itself around so they can't get sick
It's like you know nothing about 40k.
Robert Scott
>big titty darkelf gf
Lincoln Howard
I think in the octavia war the nids amd the ork spores were fighting on a macroscopic level. Orks are more tham just the bodies of Orks, they're an entire ecosystem focused on war.
Robert Murphy
Their "it works because I think it would work" powers doesn't extend beyond the metal boxes of scrap they call technology. If it did then it would allow them to win every single engagement 100% of the time just because they think they can take that well fortified hill or destroy that baneblade with a headbutt. It would no more work against a virus than it would against a laz beam or an exterminatus.
Owen Scott
I think the GW writers have just successfully avoided every engagement between a Nurgle daemon and Ork? I'm not too deep in the lore myself, but I think its best to assume they'd react like a human would to sickness, coughing sneezing and all that jazz
Adrian Nguyen
their ungodly immune system would krump the virus
if the virus DID kill them chances are the spores are gonna spread anyway birthing new orks
orks are sturdy bunch of motherfuckers who can survive a lot of shit
if you want to put orks infestations away you should always have a flamer on hand
Xavier Parker
The fungas that create the Orks would recognize the problem and start creating orks and fungi thay are immune to it.
Caleb James
Yes, that's what immune systems do. The problem is that any immune system is not truly perfect, just like how any antivirus software or tank armor isn't perfect. There is always a backdoor to exploit. That's why pathogens still exist despite every organism having an immune system.
Tyler Brooks
>It's a Ben accidentally wakes up the Necrons episode
Just imagine what an upgraded Mechanicus could do.
Ayden Hernandez
His art works good for these short comics with a joke
Less so with porn
Parker Flores
Will you fight for her?
David Jenkins
When did Earth-chan get oppai?
Carter Cruz
I like to imagine they have balls but no dick. It's in this sack where all the spores are held and upon death it explodes, sending the spores in all directions.
Jaxson Howard
God I love them.
Adrian Long
NYAAH! Fuk u ORKS! ti's a night Goblin board!
Justin Rogers
t. Whitestrake Pelinal
Grayson Barnes
fucking elitist ORKS! always shitting on the Goblins. The Night is ours!
Lincoln Green
Shut your mouf and git in the gun
Tyler Bailey
Are Uruk-Hai welcome?
Henry Sanchez
I miss the Chris meme
Charles Barnes
Wez tired of your shit, ORKS! either you give us the Night or were forming a union.
NIGHT GOB-LINS!
NIGHT GOB-LINS!
Brandon Kelly
Alright, that's a whippin
Christian Sullivan
AHH You fokken smelly willies! One a these days you'll find your gear not-maintained and your choppas malfunction! YOU'LL REGRET THIS.
Camden Carter
Uruks are always good for dissecting lowly orc maggots.
Alexander Johnson
Ryder Powell
The White Hand of Saruman is an awesome symbole, and i'm sad that we don't get to see it more
Carson Richardson
Eli Taylor
Apparently MARVEL's been handed the task of colouring some old comics.
Imagine trying to make any kind of sense from Deff Skwadron. It's like Casablanca- there's no need for colouring in when it's just so perfect as it is.
Carter White
You'd think so, but there's a lit of people who can't appreciate black and white films. My roommate thinks they're all trash and won't watch anything older then ten years ago(save for some movies from his childhood). I try to explain the artistry of it, and he says "yeah but that's subjective. You might think its pretty, but I and everyone else think its ugly". I try to explain the historical and cultural importance of certain movies and he says " yeah, sure, they were great back then but they're not great anymore. Who cares? Watch something recent. It is, by definition, better in every way because of technology and how the industry has evolved".
It fucking infuriates me because he won't watch Seven Samurai but hell watch a double feature of Avengers End Game and Avengers Infinity War. He won't watch Bubblegum Crisis, but hell watch some garbo anime about chefs that cook so good they make people's clothes explode. Why am I best friends with such a fucking plebeian?
Kayden Brown
That's the cinephile trap of wanting your friends to appreciate film the way you do. It's never gonna happen. You ain't ever gonna convert him. Just watch what you like and leave him to his own devices.
Andrew Davis
Jesus Christ what is wrong with your friend
Samuel Sanchez
As expected, they fall distracted discussing each other for useless things.
Activate the throne.
James Long
Such a curse. He does have a point that Im too critical about new movies tho. I watched Infinity War on his request and it was... okay. There were some aspects I liked but in general the scenes and the overall movie had a weird pace(It's like it's a set piece or something, like an arena) and I found the humor 50% of the time groan worthy and/or out of place(why is chris pratt and green woman having a super emotional scene, then Batista batista-bombs the the scene with a "I am le sneaky" joke? It completely deflates the moment. Was that the intention? What the fuck?). But some shots looked really beautiful.
I will still continue to call the movie Purple People Eater and the Jazz Hands of Doom just to piss him off, though.
I don't know. But there are some things he's introduced me to that I think are legit great, so, like I said, he has some validaty for saying I need to give more modern stuff a chance(my media consumption putters out at around 2010 and full on stops a couple of years after that. I mostly watch 70s, 80s, 90s, and early 2000s stuff, with a fair bit of 60s and 50s. 40s and 30s I like as well, but 20s and earlier are extremely hit or miss for me)
Ethan Thompson
Orks are the best.
They literally have the ability to alter reality just with their belief.
Orks will paint a car red because they believe red cars go faster, and because they believe it, it's true.
They can fire empty weapons because they believe they are loaded.
They can also do interstellar travel in crudely welded together "spaceships" made of trash because they believe that it will work, so it does.
Camden Taylor
>What if the Blood Ravens are just a clan of Orks who looted a Space Marine chapter?
Isaiah Campbell
When she changed from being a weak planet to the most important in the whole galaxy
William Wilson
To defend her and the son-leader she gave us.
Of course.
Joshua Lee
It has been said that Orkz sometimes follow a nurgle unclean one beliving it to be an avatar of Gork or Mork.
They have also turned sometimes to follow Khorne because the warboss is from a klan that loves rulez so they follow the martial and fighta ideals of Khorne as well as the blood spilling, but those are small cases.
As far as I've seen Orkz rarely fall prey of daemons. Ork skin is already covered in parasites, grease and exhuding spores, they rarely get sick and when they do if the bozzes and the big bozz order them to ork up and stop acting like gitz they either fall and are killed or git gud and feel better as their communal psychic abilities probably protect them.
Kevin Bailey
WE'LL KRUMP DA ENEMY OF TERRAH
'CAUSE WE ARE DA EMPERAH'S GREENEST!
WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHGG
Easton Robinson
>Loads Bolt Pistol
>Puts on helmet
>Picks up chainsword
Its go time.
Isaiah Mitchell
yeah,don't
Daniel Reyes
Reported for racisms.
Dominic Stewart
He's one of the Lost Primarchs
Guess who the other one is?
Carter Williams
Also they have bullshit hax force field technology that gives them the best short distance teleportation technology in the galaxy, absurd and dangerously ingenious weapons, and significantly tougher ships than their scrap covered facades would lead one to believe.
Zachary Morris
>At the point in time when bullets can pass through the interdimensional walls. When firepower takes up the entirety and eternity of space and time, all beings stuck in a neverending life and death cycle as bullets recover and destroy their bodies in quick succession. No one is able to think about anything but the sheer force of the bullets rapidly flying literally everywhere in the materium turning the warp itself into nothing but a sea of semi-automatic weaponry. Then there will be enough dakka. Or, at least almost.
Caleb Sanders
You know, I think it would actually be really interesting to see how having a sister would effect the Primarchs on a personal level
as someone who has a sister myself, I can safely say that the big brother instinct to protect her does exist, and it never really goes away as you get older
Christopher Torres
I say, now that the presence of all of us has been established, would it possible, I venture, under the rules of sporting philosophy set out by Friedegger, the great philosopher of Uberwald, to engage in a resolution of the physical conundrum of militaristic tribalism being used to a collective societal advantage, that resolution being the use of 'teams' to strive for a ball in a competitve game of a good and friendly, if ferocious nature, to wit: does anybody fancy a bit of a kickabout?
Orcs vs. Night Goblins?
Sire, your friend would do good, if he cannot abide black and white films, to watch The Elephant Man. Truly moving.
Isaiah Morgan
it would go like this:
>half the primarchs want to protect her
>the other half wants to fuck her
Jace Bell
>Not wanting to watch one of the pillars of Cyberpunk
What a fucking pleb your friend is.
Henry Torres
>good, those are good brothers
>disgusting, fuck those degenerates
Brandon Wright
Did anyone actually build this army?
Isaiah Morris
If anything, the Orks would probably think of Doomguy as one of thier Boyz, just smaller and oddly shaped, for some reason. Hell, I could see a band of them making him thier warboss
Kayden Rodriguez
>I'm pretty sure even peak human tech wasn't that eldritch in nature.
Jeremiah Price
>lands on planet full of Orks
What happens?
Grayson Turner
Basically Planet Hulk followed by World War Hulk
Kevin Jones
>orks find out Doomguy is human
>they don’t care because he’s one of da boyz
Carson Ross
To be honest I feel like she'd prefer to go towards Tau at least considering her bird parents but I ain't a metroid buff so I don't know for sure
Carter Cook
as late as this is you know nothing about 40k
Thomas Sanders
He wouldn't concern himself with orks unless they went war of the Beast and threatened Terra again. He's got other fish to fry
Brody Sanchez
I love doomguy/doomslayer but that's some trash tier fan fiction, the warp isn't something that be "defeated", nor the Gods of chaos. Cool idea and I'm sure Doomguy could run around in it for eternity killing daemons but "beating" it? No.
Levi Turner
He's right. The "it works because they believe it" has always been overblown fanon
Carson Price
>Ya know Boyz, stardin' ta 'dink dis Emprah git might not be so bad....
Dylan Lopez
That's literally how WAAGHS work, people overblow how big one has to be to circumvent the laws of reality but shit working because they think it does is how orkzoperate. He's also asking why Mycoviruses don't work like regular viruses. That user's a retard and you shouldn't defend him.
Connor Cox
Think again boyo. You ought to read the priests of mars books
Jacob Sullivan
Becomes the new Warboss after krumping half the planet.
Alexander Gray
I forget where this comes from, but the Eldar believe humans might be the most dangerous thing in the universe because they out number the Eldar 100 to 1. The humans worry the orks might be the most dangerous thing in the universe because orks outnumber the humans 1000 to 1.
Jack Sanders
can we all agree that japanese pig orcs are the worst
Adam Williams
*the best
Jaxon Garcia
This happened in reverse once. In one of the final stands the imperium was doing on some shit hole planet the guards were running out of ammunition. In desperation one guard pointed his rifle and yelled "bang". The ork he "fired" at exploded like he got shot from a sniper shot. Long story short, the guardsman survived long enough for extraction, but the event hasn't been repeated anywhere else.
There are also accounts of orks who have been infested by demons. Its the only time I've read frustration on a level it could be felt. Essentially ork hierarchy is so ingrained, its not a conscious choice. If there is a dispute, the bigger ork is right. If they are the same size, they fight to determine whos right. So a demon infested ork would sadly be smaller than a warboss, so even though the demonic powers would make him stronger, it literally cannot convince to ork to fight the warboss for dominance, nor command the other orks in the area because the ork it infests isn't the biggest.
Leo White
Oh obviously, any ork over those
Christopher Gonzalez
Do you even know what you are arguing anymore? Orks can't do literally anything because they think they can. There are limitations.
Nathan Phillips
Imagine being a centuries old warrior monk, who has spent every waking moment of his life preparing for battle, only to get trampled by a horde of screaming green retards who were literally born yesterday.
Luis Powell
I presume that only applies to warbosses, else ork on ork battles would be battles, it would just be a bunch of orks running at each other and then thousands of tape measures being broken out as orks shuffle past one another seeing which army has the bigger orks, because no smaller ork would dare shoot a larger ork.
Christopher Rodriguez
When someone stole all her oceans. Now she fights to find the fucker who did it.
Dylan Rogers
On Octarius, apparently the Ork Spore can resist the Tyranid phage cell. When they engineered the Krork, the old ones didn't leave much of an opening to beat them on a biological warfare level.
Oliver Powell
Maybe, but even in the case inter ork conflict its mostly each side believing their warboss is the biggest, and they take orders from the biggest. Their warboss sez krump dem grotz, dey krump em.
Jeremiah Howard
Discworld is a good pull, but I'm not sure it's going to land here. Good luck anyways.
Jace Perez
do know what you are? the argument was made that a virus could be effective against sentient fungi. Fungi viral equivelent to a virus is mycoviruses. Secondly orkz tech is routinely dysfunctional outside of Waaagh! fields which by themselves are a rule of cool field that lets bullshit happen like summoning Gork/Mork in to the material plane. the moment a warboss hears that a subsection of his force is somehow sick and unable to fight and decides to beat the crap out of them until they stop being lazy gitz it's over. They fucking fight Nurgle's daemons and recover with a medical system that works because they think it does.
Gavin Cook
Exactly This!
There is the tale of an Ork Warboss that literally began a fight so bloody and terri le that Doomguy would feel a bit jealous at the least.
Tuska and his massive crew of orkz were flying through the warp, when he heard that some monstrous thing had invaded the ship, a daemon wthat was killing da boyz, so he rushed with his powah klaw to face it, the battle was titanic and although he was a bit hurt, da boss had a pair of new horns for his trophy rack.
He then went to get as many weird boyz as possible, got as many more orkz as well woth the promise of an eternal war and invaded Cadia system by surprise, the orkz were so fucking quick that the Imperium was scared that if a Waagh reached Cadia they would be trapped between daemons and orkz, but the huge ships just ignored hummies and went straight into the eye of terror.
There Tuska and his boyz fought daemons for who knows how long.
Jackson Torres
Depends, saying "full of orkz" is a bit difficult to answer.
I asume you mean a planet were orkz have been fighting over themselves for a while so the planet is full of small medium and huge warbandz fighting over each other all the time.
Two psossibilities. Hulk is confussed by an ork and by anger grows into power of one of the many tribes, then if things go well he can ascend to be the ultimate warboss in the planet but since he is no ork, he would miss to have the orky logic of ordering the orkz to do a waagh, so he would lose power constantly and regain it in an eternal cycle.
Other option is if any warboss has a good smart-boy as a kouncelour or he has the smarty hat then the boss could understand Hulk is not just a huge beast and want to either caught him, alcohol him and drug him, to make him the orkz new fighta mascot, if enough orkz believe this to be possible then it might happen - same scenario if smart boss decides to use waaagh power, weird boyz.
Hulk has been demostrated tl be particularly weak against magic and psychic powers with small exceptions like valkyrie blade (happened once) and proffesor X mind control (also happened only once).
Caleb Baker
>Fungi viral equivelent to a virus is mycoviruses.
As if that pedantry matters. Mycoviruses are viruses. The rest of your post isn't much better. Goodnight.
Jace King
>Mycoviruses are viruses
the way they infect fungi cells differ greatly from how viruses affect us and are closer to a parasitic organism. the entire premise is flawed due to ignorance like your understanding about Waaagh! fields and ork tech, ork physiology and your understanding of the setting as a whole.
Ian Fisher
>he keeps going
The minutia about exactly how bits of genetic code in a casing of lipids co-opt cellular machinery in a fictional setting doesn't matter and the fact that you think it does is almost funny. Almost.
William Martin
see
Jordan Hernandez
i thought you were going to sleep. But before you do read up on the life eater virus and it's affects on orkz during the second war for Armageddon.
Hudson Robinson
I'm now posting from my bed.
Isaac Wilson
>Guess who the other one is?
The other Doom. Samus being a f*male who was modified by aliens disqualifies her. Both Dooms embody Emp's autism perfectly
Christian Brown
>sufag is ignorant about college level bio and 40k orkz
next time announce you're low IQ so I don't mistakenly direct my autism towards you.
Jordan Roberts
Orks aren't natural creatures, they were designed from scratch by the most scientifically advanced race that ever existed for the sole purpose of fighting and winning.
Kayden Ramirez
Kudos to your consistency pretending you have some sort of intellectual high ground by spouting inane wikipedia facts as if because you are the one the that brought them up (despite not mattering) that you deserve deference.
Hey, Ottawa is the capital of Canada. I said it, not you, therefore you need to shut up and go learn something before talking to me. You obviously don't know anything.
Joshua Nelson
Hmmm, what a magnificent artifact. May I have a look?
Ayden Roberts
Perturabo snapped her neck after going full cyka blyat on his foster planet.
But Perty's never been the poster child for being well-adjusted.
Juan Cooper
> they were designed from scratch by the most scientifically advanced race that ever existed for the sole purpose of fighting and winning.
So are tanks.
Angel Rogers
What's up with itehattsd? It started before Games Workshop split the WH40K galaxy in two, right? So why did the emperor say to deactivate Guilliman's life support? It sounds like itehattsd predicted Guilliman waking up before it happened.
Tyler Sullivan
>consistency pretending you have some sort of intellectual high ground
how is regurgitating info from college intellectual posturing? If you read lore you'd know about the bullshit that orkz pull off in proper Waaagh! fields. At least have the decency to say you don't know much about the setting if you aren't going to argue in good faith.
Evan Ramirez
It was originally just a joke because TTS Emps was being tortured with the endless chanting of the Ultramary Sues, and just wanted to take it out on Girlyman, and tell his smurf village to shut up.
Liam Sullivan
*takes it from you*
Justin Collins
God I hope so. I'm pretty partial to the loyalists, so I might make these boys if I ever buy an Ork army.
Michael Cook
I also love Doomguy, but I have to agree. He could probably undo quite a few daemonic incursions, fuck up a few daemon worlds, murder some traitor marines, and generally make eternal war in the warp to an extent that the Imperium could tangibly benefit from, but he alone couldn't unmake the Chaos gods.
Mason Young
Don't you fucking dare you smug egyptian cunt
Brandon Russell
He actually could if he has the right equipment, knows what to do and when to do. It would take countless millennia but he's capable
Levi Cox
Well, as somewhat of an expert on the subject, I can say that while I don’t know how they’d interact in 40k, I DO know how it’d happen in warhammer fantasy, because a similar event already happened.
Several centuries before the end times, a greenskin waaagh was smashing through the empire until they got to Nuln. While there, the shaman found a strange book. He decided to read it and then accidentally opened a portal to the realms of chaos. A titanic battle between deamons and orcs ensued. Focusing on the Nurgle bit, there were two very interesting things that occurred which were highly unexpected.
Firstly, while the orcs were indeed killed by nurgle super aids (the kind that cause stuff to die and disintegrate within seconds), the viruses were incapable of spreading from one orc to another. It had to be directly administered from the demons, other wise the others wren’t Affected.
Secondly, and hilariously, the baby nurglings and the coward goblins ended up saying to hell with the battle and went off to find the best place with a view of the battle. The gang of gobbo’s found their way to the top of a bell tower, and the lil nurgle imps got to the roof of a wizards tower. The two groups proceeded to have friendly exchanges of joking insults before deciding to play a game. They ended up spending the entirety of the fight bellow by flinging garbage at each other and trying to score points based around the rules that they all agreed upon. After the crazy chaos portal started to close/fade away, the demons all began to weaken and retreat. But before the nurgle ones left, a Great unclean one went to pick up the lil imps, and after he saw how well the gobbo’s treated them, he asked for the flag the the goblins used. After handing it over, the demons left with a goodbye. There are in fact, rules in the demons of chaos 6th edition that allows for a player to include an orc banner in their nurgle army which gave a ward save to everyone nearby.
Dominic Jones
Orkz vs Orcs, and it's beautiful
Brandon Rivera
There has been codex art with Nurgle-corrupted Orks within it. Considering that the Codex in question was somewhat recent, it's safe to say that this happens.
Jackson Allen
>wasting precious tactical dreadnought armor on a rouge trader
Henry Kelly
Based future cyborg terminator.
Brandon Bell
Your friend IS that NPC meme.
Robert Sullivan
Yeah Ork's won't be cancelled but we might see a rewrite if this gets too huge. Hope not.
Before all this shit started my godson, who's black, wanted to be a Half-Orc for his first ever game i'm gonna DM. I'm putting in chaotic evil drow with the black skin now, cause fuck it, lets go all in on the stereotypes. Probably work in some Gnolls to.
Carson Foster
The real problem is when Ben inevitably gains an Orc form.
Caleb Taylor
Oh ho, you're approaching me, greenskin?
Jaxon Fisher
“I CANT BEET ‘DE SNOT OUTTA YA WIT ‘OUT ‘GETTING CLOSA!”
Charles Robinson
former brothers why must we fight?
Jonathan Cook
OI! WUTZ GOIN' IN THIS TH-... ZOG ME!
Alexander Moore
FUCK the ORKS! The Night is ours, praise Skarsnik!
Joshua Morales
I hear you, brother. And fuck the Skaven too! Waaagh!
Bentley Rodriguez
Urist... get the book...
James Morris
Only the mighty Lord Skarsnik could praise us with trips like dis! Chaaarge!
Cooper Sanders
Leave Grobi, or face the full might of the Ancestor Gods! For the Karaz Ankor, and for the Angrund Clan!
Kevin Thompson
You seem lost and outnumbered, little dwarf waagh. Bringing singles to fight Skarsniks blessed trips?
Chase Taylor
Forgot my face.. too many battle-shrooms.
Jordan Cruz
Aw, that's sweet.
Levi Peterson
Why's there no proper Orkino
Jonathan Phillips
WE AIN'T HAD NOTHING BUT STEVEN UNIVERSE THREADS FOR THREE STINKIN DAYS
Kevin Gutierrez
>Gobbos and Nurglings being friends and playing games together
That’s strangely adorable and wholesome.
Hudson Martin
Cameron Sullivan
I liked the Warcraft movie.
It wasn't good but I liked it
Kayden Peterson
If it had been two movies, it would have been way better. One movie showing only the human side, the other showing only the orc side. Especially if both movies released very close to each other. Hell same weekend would have been a super interesting experiment.
Samuel Roberts
>blessed trips
Bah! As if those trips of yours are gonna stop me from killin’ ya!
Owen Williams
what about 12 angry men?
John Lee
praise the Emperor.
Landon Clark
Defeat them the same way as Lotr
one ring to rule them all, in4b hal
Ian Robinson
Doug Jones apparently kept a diary of all the executive nonsense, he says that representatives of the Chinese firm that funded the movie were on set daily making demands
Ryan James
>Chinese firm
Why is is always the chinese that somehow ruin everything?
Julian Cooper
There was so much to like about it, but also so much wrong. The orcs looked amazing. I actually liked the change that it was dwarven handguns that turned the tide at the final battle. But... all those things done bad.
Jaxon Jones
Got it
Noah Reyes
Matches the MO and the few visual desctiptions we have of Yu'vath technology.
Jordan Edwards
>leads an army of orks
>are actually shorter because they can't get bigger than the boss
>all orcs become stronger the angrier they get
Hulk leads an army of overpowered manlets.
Jaxon Clark
No.
Brayden Richardson
CUZ YOU'Z NOT AN ORK
Michael Carter
Yes
Connor Collins
>I think it would actually be really interesting to see how having a sister would effect the Primarchs on a personal level
Said girl already exists. And it's a pretty one
Parker Young
Forgot pic