Political Success of Disney Princesses

Why not?

it is now

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I would say being the spawn of a flower grown from a magic drop of sunlight and born with the ability to heal any illness and reverse aging made her the messiah

Because she lost it at the end of the movie

It was pretty iconic to her look, user. I kinda wish they'd let her keep it at the end.

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Disney doesn't know how to market Anna. Do you put her in her winter travel outfit? In her coronation ball gown? Her forest travel outfit? Queen dress? Pigtail braids? Updo? Hair down? White streak? They don't know what is iconic.

Belle taking the throne is a realistic possibility, we all know Pocahontas does, and Tiana just runs a restaurant

That’s because they took the Barbie Doll approach and made a million outfits for her.
What is interesting is how they market aurora. She doesn’t actually have a canon color for her dress and there are two versions of nearly every toy so you can buy her in blue or pink. You rarely see her in her peasant dress

Yeah, I’m terms of leadership, Moana is undoubtedly the most confident. Not to mention she was shown as being a capable leader in the beginning

Parks wigs for sure used to have the streak

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Pretty sure Disney sees pink as the official colour. I was collecting the princess dolls a while back and I don't recall seeing a blue option.

didn't they change one of them before the movie was released because of racial complaints?

They made Tiana darker because her nose and lips were too small the trailer. I shit you not

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Who would dare defy Queen Anna when she has a Goddess for a sister?

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Elsa should never have given up the throne to Anna

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She should have annexed the forest ducks

God-Queen Elsa could literally rule the world if she got over her anxiety and depression

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anna at least gives a fuck about the populace

you give ten girls the exact same tweaked model, people are gonna notice.

Off topic, but I really love the faces of Ariel, Moana and Merida

>Mulan
>Princess

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It's not the canonical Anna, it's the version of her that exists on the Oh My Disney website in-movie. Same as with all the other princesses, they're not the actual characters but representations of them.

>Want to add things from Tangled into fic
>Watching the animated series and it adds a ton of things to the setting including over Kingdoms and shakes up the geography

... I think I may just have to limit myself to just what's on film to preserve my sanity.

Also Pascal is best boy.

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not very Ctrl+F friendly, OP.

Why don't the princes bulk up?

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At least half those guys have jobbed less than Vegeta.

>anna at least gives a fuck about the populace
Anna doesn't even recognize the castle staff as people. When we see her in-town, all she does is bum around with her boyfriend, his dog, and Olaf. She gave power to Hans and the trolls to go on quests that would be far better suited for others to go in her place.

What do you expect, when you place your child in hiding for years their diplomacy tanks. Shoulda went intrigue for plot defence

all of those dudes are more successful than vegeta

I miss our One True Queen

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That all depends on the framing, one could also say she has reverted her people and their society to a less stable way of living.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZT6Qo146Ncs

I think in their case it's more of a nomadic thing.

But Vegeta married a rich woman

This is some galaxy brain shit. Next thing you know this man will be joining the #freehans movement

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Unlike Vageta, none of them failed so badly their entire race was genocided off the universe

He was two faced, but he did put the needs of the people first during a time of crisis, and Elsa did indeed commit treason by freezing everything

>less stable

They had the potential to be wiped out by a single coconut blight. At least this way they have backups.

Some of this is a bit too ridiculous. Moana had a majority female cast, but it had a rather small cast for a feature. The imagery seems more coincidental than intentional. Moana using Maui's statue to escape? I mean, of course a guy who is full of himself is going to construct a statue of his likeness while in exile. That's just funny. Hei-hei is just a dumb chicken. Disney was going to have him be proud, but they thought a dumb chicken was way funnier (it was).

The majority of time they'll be at seas with no access to coconuts and are at the mercy bad weather and various monsters.

>Disney was going to have him be proud, but they thought a dumb chicken was way funnier

Female audiences are less intimidated by dull cocks.

But wasn't the food shortage resolved when Te Fiti's heart was restored? Why leave Montunui when you already got infrastructure established and everyone is situated?

>forbade a highly advantages political marriage between her sister and the prince of an allied nation
Which was a good move, because it turns out he was a murderous cretin.

>Hans would have only needed to keep up the charade for three years

He's probably kicking himself for firing off early.

>Which was a good move, because it turns out he was a murderous cretin.
He was a politically savvy individual. Morality isn't especially important in a royal marriage. It's all politics. Imagine how Arendelle would have done with that mind working in their favour.

He was also supposed to be on the boat because it was his favorite spot. Watching deleted scenes and special features really shows how fucked the movie was in editing. Probably the most butchered Disney movie since the black cauldron

Especially after cutting ties with their biggest trade partner

They all fail and their societies collapse because women are shit at everything.

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and the dumpster princesses shitpost

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One of the primary roles for the non-crown princes and princesses is to marry royalty from other nations to build stronger ties.
You’re more likely to trade and not go to war with the country your son/daughter/brother/sister currently lives in because they married into that country’s royal family.
Anna willingly getting engaged to a lesser son of the Southern Isle would have been the best possible way to serve her country before Elsa gave her the throne

I think that might be why the film didn't have the lasting effect that Disney wanted. Moana just didn't resonate with audiences. For me personally I amped up like I normally do when watching an adventure flick, hours after the movie ended I didn't really think or want to talk about it.

Rapunzel: Best girl (Auroa close second) Wiener Blut, money and they pope declaring me good boy of the year? Yes Please

Allies: Auroa for knights and Cinderella for Diplomacy

Enemies: Vanalope, Kida, Jasmine and Elsa for hardmode

It’s universally agreed that his plan would have succeeded if he didn’t blow his load early and start gloating

>lead a foreign indigenous tribe
Is that what she’s doing? I honestly had no idea what to make of Frozen 2’s ending. I thought the granny was the leader.
Was this info in a book or am I just stupid?

Eilonwy has the official uniform now, and is therefore a true Disney Princess.

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>Tinkle Bell
>Not elastic af when it matters.

Don't let the junk graphic fool you. Tink and all the other fairies are very stretchy. Just pull them on like a condom and fill them up. When you are done, they will eventually regain their normal shape.

Daphe is fucking tempting af
So I guess I would have to go "black knight" mode and use the gold to take over a kingdom?

>Snow White
Probably would just get manipulated by her advisors and the aristocracy. At least everything would be really clean.
>Cinderella
Pretty good I'd imagine. Outside of needing Fairy Godmother for help to get a new dress, she's pretty on the ball.
>Aurora
Awful, would lead her kingdom to ruin.
>Ariel
Would be the sluttiest one.
>Belle
Would create a technocracy that's superficially sound but would get crushed by any invaders, then she'd have a ceremonial role which props up the foreign regime.
>Jasmine
Would probably start an empire and cause several genocides.
>Pocahontas
Would die really early on from disease.
>Mulan
Would dominate and unite all of China's surrounding neighbors and start a dynasty that lasts for centuries.
>Tiana
Would craft an industrial powerhouse and economic/militaristic hegemony.
>Rapunzel
Basically Switzerland.
>Merida
Would get her entire kingdom cursed.
>Elsa
Would abdicate the throne almost immediately and plunge her kingdom into anarchy as different warlords vie for control.
>Anna
Would become a vassal state.
>Moana
Would craft an oceanic empire that lasts for centuries but eventually gets crushed by foreign invaders.
>Vanellope
Would get overthrown after five minutes, and then raped and murdered.

why do you guys always have to go full Zig Forums?

>highly advantageous
He was dead last in line from a kingdom even smaller than Arendelle. There's no proof of them being allies or even caring about each other in the slightest. And royal marriages are decided by the ruling monarchs, with very specific rules about how courting is meant to proceed. He had no right to ask Anna to marry him before getting Elsa's permission.

Hans was literally the worst option at that party and telling him to eat shit was the right thing to do.

Save for Tianna its not very pol
Unless you are a staunch protostant/catholic living in the wars of religion

Nah, man, this is too wide-topic. We had a good 50+ posters to sustain a Tangled-Frozen exclusive thread.

Daphine, loyal rich bimbo sounds like a perfect waifu

Favors: Get the popes blessing from Rapunzel, and Buy a fuck ton of knights from Aurora

Belle better counter her days as numbered because I'm leading a coup d'etat that will end in her surrender or coup de grace

Doubles verified the truth.

I kinda blame it on Lin-Manuel Miranda too. His songs were contemporary, but none of them had any sort of staying power. Especially reprising how far I’ll go 3 times in a row.
No joke I’m the theatre everyone laughed when she shouted “I am Moana” during the third version of the song

Hell, he would have likely planned his assassination of Elsa for longer than three years to build trust anyway. All he had to do was bone Anna(and who doesn’t want that?) and he would have won

They don’t say it out loud, but it’s clear that she’s their leader at the end

Most accurate answer

>she would abandon her post to lead a foreign indigenous tribe
Sounds like porno

Regardless, they are all wary of the country/world-hopping thorns-in-the-side known as Sora (and his two freakish friends)

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Except Ariel, she had musical adventures with him

Moana was a very linear story with a lot of different motivations going on. Moana has to pick up Maui, retrieve his hook, and restore the heart of Te Fiti. The Kakamora and Tamatoa were inconsequential in the long rung, just moreso video game villains. The setting was just a wide empty ocean for miles and miles for over half of it so that got old real fast. I hated the ocean as a literal character. It killed people and we just shrug it off. Plus I really hate any chosen one/prophecy narratives. At least Moana had the ocean literally choosing Moana instead of "great scheme of things" bullshit with Frozen II.

>Jasmine
Would she really tho? The land she got to rule was already a large empire, she didn't seem to have expansionist goals and was fairly kind to the commoners.

>impossible to add to the pillar
you could crush the shell.

For the most part, Maui was inconsequential to the plot too; all he did of value was teach Moana how to sail.

learn to spell.

The last one isn't a problem if Christa shrinks you down

Moana is weird. It feels like they started with a princess movie, got carried away with Maui and the Polynesian stuff, got hijacked my Lin Manuel Miranda as he's b
the "in" guy and then they forgot it was supposed to be a out Moana.

What throne? Adam was a backwoods noble.

Being a pet is not 'being successful'

Traditionalists will fucking hate her though, Especially with her giving Varian a position of power that allows him to modernize Corona.
But on the other hand, everyone gets plumbing and hot water thanks to that.

Pretty much. If you watch the bonus making of content, you see that the film had an extremely convoluted production cycle with dozens of changes.
The weirdest one was a mini character arc where Moana is angrily smashing the ruined coconuts with her paddle like playing baseball only for her to have a callback when battle the kakamora. The weird part is the pay off of the arc was left entirely on the movie with the original script, you very clearly Moana say “coconuts” and her face comes to a revelation. But the set up was removed because Polynesians claimed “no one would damage a food supply like that” which is a mute point because the coconuts were rotten.
Tiny seemingly inconsequential meddling like that was so rampant in Moana’s production that it’s a miracle the movie was ever finished

dude
you are SHIT at making these

just using the garbage:
>Marry Daphne, Favor from Anastatia, enemies are Alice and Nala
>make a good family, Daphne doesn't matter if i can make 3-5 good kids with her and teach all of them how to be boss.
>gold buys the means to make a war industry, Anastasia shares your lesser war-materiel you make so you can ally in war
>my war is Safari and Ripping up incompetent card-men
>my Reward is all of africa, which i pull a full Sauron on so i can gain resources to be a renaissance-level army with Daphne-school fantasy magic...so i can take out enemies from the 'real' princess list. and win the world.
>My Kids lay siege to Disney if i am killed, to avenge their loving dad.

i just went from garbage to being a worthy BBEG for le femenists.
fite me.

Moana, Mulan, and Tiana are the only ones primed for any success. Moana basically has the personal blessing of gods and goddesses. Mulan gets the entire Chinese Empire. And Tiana isn't even a princess except in title, so unlikely to be a threat to any real powerbrokers.

wait, why the hell is Anastaia your ally? Shes kinda useless
But yeah Daphne is best girl but raw sum of gold isn't as good as having a steady income

does she rule them both?

>why the hell is Anastaia your ally?
Fuck her, i want Russian Soldiers at my flanks!
she does nothing

Elsa and her Wife are a beautiful couple.

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>country/world-hopping
A more accurate phrase would be universe-hopping, remember that each world has their own physical laws. Also...
>thorns-in-the-side
Better to let them pass through and kill of the scourge of demons plaguing your lands then trying to deal with them yourself, it'll become very clear to you that you have no power over them and they'll lead your kingdom into the depths of DARKNESS.

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oh, forgot this
>raw sum of gold isn't as good as having a steady income
seed money: i make the industry, i don't buy weapons

(and i am an IRL war-hobbyist / mechanical engineer in training)

is it okay to keep posting Elsa?

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I really hope there are no more of these threads. There was no interaction between fans, just a convoluted mess of posts that didn't belong together. Never again.

Actually now that I think about it, at least the movie version of Rapunzel paints her as a bit more shrewd than most Disney princesses. That and basically divine blood probably bodes well for her.

No, they crown Anna queen of Arendel. That part actually is said out loud

Every time you post Else, she must remove one more article of clothing.

Always, regardless of thread context

But then she will be naked!

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Only if you keep going.

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>Better to let them pass through and kill of the scourge of demons plaguing your land
Do any of the Princesses' Kingdoms have a way to combat them? Maybe Tiana decides to team with Facilier?

It's the only way she'll learn.

you don't want a naked Elsa do you?

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>woman in nothing but jewlery
>tfw your super nieche fetish gets satisfied

Would your dick freeze if you stuck it in?

about fucking time.

Rules are rules user.

That’s common in middle eastern harem art

>super niche

I'll give you a tip, boy, it isn't niche, you're just poor.

The success of a number of them depends on how much power they had as a queen married to a queen.

I don't see Aladdin as being much of a major political strategist as Sultan, so he's not the real power behind the throne. Even if we don't go by anything from the play version (that they used for the live action too) then Jasmine's still the most capable.

I think Ariel has enough sisters that having abandoned her people for dry land she's not really going to inherit much power. I think She and Jasmine rank the most and least successful potential rulers.

>Second most successful is Venelope. Her game was a massive success after she returned to it. It likely saved all their lives.
>Moana was a very successful leader and likely united a vast number of isolated tribes across a vast ocean, but wields far less power and wealth so she gets 3rd place.
>Merida is 4th place. Another tribal leader who is successful in their own realm, but her reach and abilities are more narrow. She's not likely to win over and English nobility from her mother's side.
>Tiana is the most personally successful but her prince lost his inheritance. There's a chance his parents might see potential in the girl who got their loser son to not be so pathetic, but all she's got is a restaurant. She ranks 5th.
>Belle is the brains behind the throne type, but too much of an introvert to actually lead anything. 6th.
>Snow White and Aurora can probably handle the life of nobility but not rule and are never expected to. Snow is a great housewife but that's not much use to a prince with servants.
>Mulan and her 'prince' are military types, great leaders in time of war but not meant for rule.
>Rapunzel is too sheltered and not fit for politics, Ariel is not much different.
>Pocahontas (just the fictional one, ignoring the irl one) was successful in stopping a war but it was all downhill from there.

And I'm going to admit I still never saw Frozen.

ok then

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Why did she have to be sullied by twitter making her a dyke?

What Personas would the Disney Princesses have?
Pic Related is Elsa's

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They all already have suspiciously clever animal sidekicks.

What's wrong with Elsanna?

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You're forgetting the diminishing wardrobe rules.

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Seriously, they even gave Elsa a gecko thing AND an ice horse because there wasn’t enough frozen toys they could sell

What’s perfect about this ship is that because they spent the majority of their lives apart, they’re basically not siblings. They know close to nothing about each other and don’t have similar interests, they’re basically just two sexy young ladies who were sheltered and ready to apart experimenting

Trying not to get banned my dude I got the pics i just can't do it here

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And experiment they do

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But Anna will get her tongue stuck.

So this is just an Elsa thread now?

OH NO SHE DID GET STUCK

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Yes

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A lizard and a horse you say? Why that sounds awful familiar.

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If you're going to post lesbian lewds of Elsa and Anna, the least you could do is post the same number of lesbian lewds of the other princesses.

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I'll give it a rest for now so others can post just one more for the road.

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>mass effect sweater

Wouldn’t be the first thing Froze stole from tangled

>Do any of the Princesses' Kingdoms have a way to combat them?
Not in any meaningful way, that's why said "thorns-in-the-side" get involved. Remember that the Heartless destroyed countless worlds and that includes the homeworlds of 5 Disney Princesses (Snow White, Aurora, Cinderella, Belle, and Mulan) between the events of BBS and KH1.
>Maybe Tiana decides to team with Facilier?
Facilier would end up being Clayton 2.0 and you know it.

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Does Moana have a single lesbian lewd to her name?

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Why is it so much hotter when their boobs are lightly touching through two layers of clothing instead of just nude?

>Rapunzel unshesthed her frying pan and pointed it at Anna. "YOU! You think you're all high and mighty with your billion dollar movie and your sequel! Your merchandise? Your broadway stage play and your mobile games? Well, I was here first! We paved the way for your success! Never forget that!"

>Anna batted the frying pan to the side with the kind of nonchalant abandon of someone swatting away a fly. "Rapunzel, the day Frozen came out may have been the most significant day in your life."

>The Queen of Arendelle turned her back on the Princess of Corona.

>"But for me? It was Tuesday."

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Only seen solo stuff of her, her setting is pretty isolated

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Because their relationship works above just a carnal level

I like it when one girl uses gravity to her advantage

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This scene had so much potential.

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Frozen+Tangled was fine, there was some interaction and both franchises aren't that different.
This though?
This is just a mess, there was no need to bring every fucking princess into the mix at this point in the game. It kills cohesion.
I hope next OP isn't this much of a faggot.

It sure did

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I don't think this was meant to be any cohesive thing, OP just wanted to talk about princesses and Frozen + Tangledfags descended en masse

They were great and had some good cross-talk. You will not divide us.

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I don't know. I'm autistic to have noticed this thread went up immediately after the other one went down.

*autistic enough

Well maybe, I didn't notice it for hours because the beacon was unlit

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oh god oh fuck

I enjoyed the debates about Frozen Vs Tangled back when there was a debate to be had. But now that F2 and Tangled the Series are done any argument feels like punching down

I think it was more about the collaboration of keeping both parties alive rather than the debate.

Who is the lady Kida kisses to

>Morality isn't especially important in a royal marriage.
Basic intelligence and competence is, however.
>Imagine how Arendelle would have done with that mind working in their favour.
What mind? Hans is the kind of dipshit that would have a meeting with a foreign dignitary, wait for the meeting to end and shout "AND NOW WE SHALL SECRETLY GO TO WAR WITH THEM! THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! MUAHAHA!" and then realize the dignitary hasn't left the room - in fact, has not even gotten out of their seat - yet.

Raps x Cass may be good for lesbian bait, but Raps x Eugene are still the OTP

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Audrey from the same Atlantis movie

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very few of them are actually functioning governments

Fishing, man. Fishing.

If Elsa refuses to be penetrated she's not a very loyal wife, is she?

it was partially a joke and partially a way to nerf her ability

Also she can still give bloey joeys

There’s a porn comic where she has a three way with Maui and Pochahontas. That’s the closest I’ve seen

OP here:

I haven’t been on Zig Forums in a few months, I’ve been really busy working on projects of mine. I just watched frozen 2 for the first time today and thought the topic would be fun

JESUS--oh it's a cherry stem.

It's a good thread user. Don't let these assholes get you down

Even if all we do is post art it's still a good thread

I’m not worried about that, I just wanted to dispel rumors that it was an intentional continuation of another thread

Comparing the princesses these days just makes me sad since there will never be an official crossover (WiR2 doesn’t count)

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Everyone knows Merida is worst princess lets just get that out of the way

Post moar art

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It really wouldnt make sense for the medieval princesses (adora, marion (kings ward/niece), snow white) to be on the same level as the ones from the renssenance, early modern era and so on

> Hans is the kind of dipshit that would have a meeting with a foreign dignitary, wait for the meeting to end and shout "AND NOW WE SHALL SECRETLY GO TO WAR WITH THEM! THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! MUAHAHA!" and then realize the dignitary hasn't left the room - in fact, has not even gotten out of their seat - yet.

I want a sitcom where that’s the main character. A leader of something who means to do evil but is adorably incompetent

I have a moment of hesitation every time I start a new thread because I worry I’ll inadvertently use some trigger word that causes a bunch of weirdos to pour in

>“You’re too old fashioned father, it’s the 14th century”
Which a prince that liberal, it does make sense for Aurora actually

I’ve been using Zig Forums off and on since 2008. I like the weirdos, they’re my people and the reason I still browse

well it’s not a “power level” thread, it’s how good they’d be at ruling
modern princesses are Strong and Independent and more likely to ditch their kingdom entirely, so they’d be last

It’s not so bizarre that a princess thread would attract die-hard fans of specific princesses.

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>Elsanna filename
>No Anna
Cmon user

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Don't forget: She's French. Any day now, the peasants are going to raise gibbets and guillotines.

Especially when Rapunzel exists, who just might be the perfect woman. Strong and confident enough to not annoy sjws, but vulnerable enough to be a real character and allow her personality to shine.
And that’s not even bringing up how hot she is. Though I prefer the brown hair version overall

>God-Queen Elsa could literally rule the world if she got over her anxiety and depression

Pretty much.

Do you think the people high up in Disney know that they have created a God like character in their princess brand?

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I mean, they'd have to be pretty oblivious not to. Elsa's probably one of the most powerful characters they've created in general.

It reminds me Moana had a name change of Italian version because she shares the same name of their famous porn actress

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This bothers me a lot.

Rapunzel, the bohemian princess who most embodies freedom and independence matures organically into a great leader who chooses her kingdom over her dreams

Elsa, explicitly a ruler of conservative discipline and duty, ditches her kingdom to go native with faeries

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Nigga she doesn't even come close to the Blue Trinity of Reality Warpers

Blue Fairy of Animation
Fairy Godmother of Transmogrification
Genie of Conjuration

It's just habit.I started saving everything as "Elsanna" when I didn't have very many pictures and now I've got a shit ton and some are only Elsa, some are only Anna. I need to go through and fix this at some point.

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I said "one of," not "the."
>Reading is easy and fun!

Right, and it’s true in the same way that my house is one of the tallest buildings in the world. It’s just a silly comparison

How? Who is stronger than Elsa aside from like... Genie, Rapunzel, the upper tier villains, and *maybe* a few of the older magic users like Merlin, Fairy Godmother; and Flora, Fauna & Merryweather? Even if Elsa's near the back end of the top, say, twenty most powerful characters, that still makes her one of the most powerful characters.

>Fairy Godmother
But she's powerless without the magic wand. And I'd add full-sun powered Raps into the contender

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Why no thread bitching about Frozen II?You mean Pua? Pua was supposed to come along but they found his presence unnecessary. At least Hei-Hei grabs the heart at one point.
Who do you think would make for a more competent ruler? Hans or Anna?

Don't forget

Cassandra
Gods of Olympus
Maui
Te Ka/Te Fiti
Chernabog
Kingdom Hearts Characters
Hercules
Or Pecos Bill

She's behind all of them too

No, I’m the earliest version when Moana was a talented sailor by her father chose her older brother to come with him on a trip instead of her, her brother says she can borrow his boat but “watch out for hei hei, this is his favorite spot” and you see hei hei sitting on the tip of the boat,

Interesting. I'm glad they didn't make sexism an issue in the final product.

Agreed, but there’s plenty of other continuity issues and character issues that arise from the more they meddled. Moana once looked up to Maui, her argument to her father was “I wanna be a great sailor like Maui” and in the final film Maui does basically nothing. Maui was also supposed to have an extended battle with a bat monster, complete with a song in the realm of monsters, both were removed

>Cassandra
Haven't seen Tangled: The Series yet. I merely included Rapunzel because of all the posts of "SHE WRECKS ELSA CAUSE... NEW POWERS!" So, fine, Cassandra.
>Maui
>Hercules
Bah, I knew I was probably forgetting a few.
>Gods of Olympus
>Te Ka/Te Fiti
>Chernabog
I feel like these shouldn't count in this list as they're on a completely different level from the other characters.
>Kingdom Hearts
Oh, those don't count.
>Pecos Bill
I was unaware there was a Disney Pecos Bill.

Oh, and throwing her out there cause I just thought of her: Magica de Spell.

But none of that matters anyway. I didn't say Elsa was the strongest. I said more than once there are other characters stronger than she is. With that in mind, how is Elsa not ONE OF the strongest Disney characters? With all of the characters Disney has created, even if Elsa was strongest character #25, "one of the most powerful Disney characters" would still be an accurate statement.

I always 'felt bad' for the sea serpent on the tapestry at the start of the movie since Tamatoa actually got to be in the movie, but he didn't.

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He's in Melody Time

Dug the Rio Grand
Lassoed a twister
Flooded the Gulf of Mexico
Shot stars out of the sky
Seeded the desert with precious metals and then painted it
Wrestled a lake monster for 3 days

Dude was Texas Beowulf

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How has no CG porn animator done an orgy based on this scene yet?

Right? Come on, Internet. What else are you good for?

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*why don’t the princesses bulk up
Noble ladies should rule through strongth

Let’s be real, even with her full incantation Cass was kind of a joke

I'm still mad they put the shoes on Raps' feet

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Oh of course she's a complete jobber.

But her ability to project her power across an entire continent with the Fear Rocks puts her well above Elsa's measly blizzard

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Would be better with short haired Raps

One that was trying to pull a coup, no less.

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Ana almost drowned her entire kingdom because she thought the wind told her her grandfather was a racist. Typical self-hating Scandanivian cuck.

>Pascal is best boy.
Yes, this is correct.

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This isn't the thread.

What thread?

I like to see Pascal playing instruments

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Pascal sucks. Bruni is best lizard.

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Bruni's design is more precisely engineered for maximum qt. But Pascal has an actual personality and gets a lot of shit done in the story. He's a proper character, there's no contest at all imho.

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Mulan isn't a Princess so its all good, the black girl from the Princess and the Frog gave up their royalty status for life in America and her Prince has a younger brother so its all good, Arielle's father is a God and is ruling over Atlantis for all time, and that's basically what I know.

Pochantos is going to die and her people bred by the Americans. So her kingdom is far worse than all the others.

I assume Bruni is immortal like the rest of the spirits, so all he has to do is wait for Pascal to die

The thread with the power

Let's not like Pocahontas didn't play her own part in that. She got TOBACCO'ED.

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>Zig Forumsutist tries to derail thread #34667

Pascal's "personality" is just smug. I hate smug.

Why wait? He breathes fire.

Hot :p

>Anna
>Would become a vassal state
Wut?

>princess thread
>first example is a queen

And Elsa nearly destroyed it twice. Arendelle's whole royal family is an embarrassment and they need a republican revolution.

You can always get another, non-magical blight. Monocultures are extremely dangerous in the real world for the same reason - some stray fungus/bacteria could easily wipe out your whole economy and food supply in a few months.

He learns well from his best friend

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Bros...?

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I love this geriatric lizard

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His lifespan may be extended when Raps first used healing incantation on him.
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My god that was beautiful

Overpopulation.
Can't risk Moana 2 having cannibals as villain

It's interesting just how much of an inversion she is of the ideal ruler, no sense of duty or purpose to her people.

What power?

I fight the nigger, the ginger, the islander, and Belle.
I ally with Ariel for navy and maybe Aurora for cavalry
I marry Vanellope because cute and funny, also to bribe the niggers and arm belle's peasants.
I crash steel eagle to >comfy fortress