Too bad for Cap

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Captain AmericaaAAAAUUUGGGGHHHHHH

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Oh shit Cap's shield obliterated whatever that used to be!

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What a pussy. Even I could kill a bear and this guy gets eaten like he's a fucking penguin

You couldn't swat a fly

I can and did swat two flies once.

Now we speculate if the super soldier serum affected the bear!

It's true, I saw him do it.

Someone explain this photo to me, shields shopped in right ?

>Fug

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The shieldis real, the bear is CGI Andy Sirkus

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Who is the Red Skull of the bear world?

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It's ok everyone, Aquaman will save us

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I don't get this joke if Cap was frozen in the stealth bomber ship. The bear would have to get into that first.

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I feel like giving peak human abilities to a bear would nerf it in most respects.

I mean sure, it'd get peak human intelligence and stamina. Those are massive pluses. Best in the animal kingdom. But strength and speed take massive hits and it still doesn't have thumbs.

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The caps are melting.

>Who is the Red Skull of the bear world?
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?

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"It’s not gonna suck itself."

Fortunately the bear ingested so much super soldier serum in one meal the Avengers were able to train him, resulting in Captain AmeriBEAR

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Best pun of the day!

You should read the original story in AVENGERS# 4 from 1964.

Every time I see this webm I'm reminded of my ADHD ass twirling a remote.

But if it got peak bear abilities?

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>But if it got peak bear abilities?
Why would it get peak bear abilities? Cap doesn't have peak bear abilities.

>AmeriBEAR
ABEARICA WAS RIGHT THERE GOD DAMMIT

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