Why is Carl such a perfect template for everything? Also,Carl thread. Post all of your Carls

Why is Carl such a perfect template for everything? Also,Carl thread. Post all of your Carls.

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But can Carl beat Nigel Thornberry?

I don't know, does it look like im more usable then that limey asshole

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That depends. Has he just consumed an entire case of Milwaukee's Best? If so then probably not but at least he won't feel anything until tomorrow.

>My good man, please, your vehicle has become the nesting spot for the rare and endangered Silvery pigeon you can't remove it, how curious it's here instead of Malay-
>Look pal, I don't give a crap bout your crumpets or whatever, just let me get in my friggin car! I need to make a quick stop somewhere, I got a lady friend comin' and I need to be ready if ya know I'm sayin'

He's the perfect template because he's just designed to be an unimpressive average joe living in New Jersey.

>carl
>unimpressive
Have you SEEN his crabs?