The Chad Joker vs the Virgin Batman

Thanks for this thread, i just learned that in #93, that hasn't been published yet, Catwoman will learn that Batman has been cheating on tax throughout the Wayne Foundation and that this will rock her world because she'll see Batman as the world's major thief.

Goddamn, i am so tired of this couple drama.

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Dude the best part of Heroes in Crisis is the cheesecake art.

Forget all the rest, look at the hot bods dude. No way dude, are you serious?

Source: Trust me bro

bleedingcool.com/comics/bruce-wayne-tax-cheat-batman-93-spoilers/
>The plan is described in Batman #93, thus, talking about Selina Kyle, "She'd hack her way into the accounts of the wealthiest man in Gotham City. She'd learned that the Wayne Foundation is funded by off-shore accounts. With the account numbers in hand, she is able to drain their full assets and redistribute them as she sees fit. She becomes the richest woman in Gotham overnight and becomes—"
>I'll stop to avoid bigger spoilers there. But Selina then picks up the thread describing that "Wayne Foundation is a front. It holds the Wayne fortune outside of all regulatory bodies in a constellation of untraceable shell companies. Which in turn own and operate Wayne Enterprises. Bruce Wayne the person doesn't own much of anything. don't think he even owns the manor. Bruce Wayne the shadowy configuration of shell corporations is one of the richest people on the planet. Nobody with that kind of money wants the world to know how they spend it."
>Then concluded "but will Selina Kyle's discovery that Bruce is a bigger thief than she ever was, change their relationship for good?"

>>The plan is described in Batman #93, thus, talking about Selina Kyle, "She'd hack her way into the accounts of the wealthiest man in Gotham City. She'd learned that the Wayne Foundation is funded by off-shore accounts. With the account numbers in hand, she is able to drain their full assets and redistribute them as she sees fit. She becomes the richest woman in Gotham overnight and becomes—"
>>I'll stop to avoid bigger spoilers there. But Selina then picks up the thread describing that "Wayne Foundation is a front. It holds the Wayne fortune outside of all regulatory bodies in a constellation of untraceable shell companies. Which in turn own and operate Wayne Enterprises. Bruce Wayne the person doesn't own much of anything. don't think he even owns the manor. Bruce Wayne the shadowy configuration of shell corporations is one of the richest people on the planet. Nobody with that kind of money wants the world to know how they spend it."
>>Then concluded "but will Selina Kyle's discovery that Bruce is a bigger thief than she ever was, change their relationship for good?"

NIGGA WHAT

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Just gonna contribute.

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>tfw the Joker has a more stable relationship than Batman
kek

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Ivy is missing her skin in that pic which kills the sexiness.

Thank god Lex sent her some fertilizer to grow it back right after this.

>Bruce Wayne embezzles funds to fund Batman's war on crime
We know. Everybody should know. He publicly came clean as being Batman's backer in Batman Incorporated.

One; how is this drama? I highly doubt Selina Kyle gives a shit about Wayne's tax fraud. Hell if anything it might turn her on, or even teach Bruce how to hide his finances better.
Two: Are we really pretending this is a shocking revelation? Of fucking course Bruce Wayne commits tax fraud and embezzles from Wayne Enterprises. We've known this for decades. What, you think a billion dollar rocket car can be swept under the rug?

>One; how is this drama? I highly doubt Selina Kyle gives a shit about Wayne's tax fraud. Hell if anything it might turn her on, or even teach Bruce how to hide his finances better.
Because the guy who's leaking tidbits hinted that Selina is going to be shocked and feel indignant. Remember that she's trying to go legit for Batman and discovering that Batman embezzle shit will make her feel stupid for trying to stop stealing for his sake.

That's why this is stupid forced drama, if anything this should make Selina more attracted to Batman. Why the hell would it make her angry???

>discovering that Batman embezzle shit will make her feel stupid for trying to stop stealing for his sake.
Has she? Didn't she steal her wedding dress and blow up the store in the process just for shits and giggles?

And he was still going to marry her.

I don't really see it that way. She's not going to leave Bruce over this, that'd be fucking stupid. If anything she'd be pissed about Bruce making his transactions and shell companies so easy to find.

Here's how I see this playing out; they'll somehow pin this on The Designer or Riddler, and then Selina will be hired as Wayne Enterprise's new head of security ala an Ant-Man thing

>Batman has relationship drama
>Joker gets a hot and loyal 20 year old gf/right hand
Feels good to be a clown.

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>Punchline
The punchline is she has a dick

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>I don't really see it that way.
Read what is being written. The guy is saying that the comic treats this as a wench in their relationship. The comic has been nothing but drama between them. From Bruce closing himself up following Alfred's death to Selina revealing she created plans to destroy Wayne Enterprises together with the Designer which is now coming up to bite their asses. This is going to be a new one.

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Hey there, you must be the old model.
I love OG Harley so much lads.

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Harley was Joker's girlfriend for like decades before breaking up, Batman can hardly keep the same girlfriend through one story arc

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>The comic has been nothing but drama between them
Not really. It was mostly feeling guilt about not telling Bruce about her old plan to rob him blind. She felt personally responsible for The Designer's plan because it was based off her work. The only drama I see coming from this is Selina (somehow) not knowing about this and feeling left out.

I'm invested thus far in Tynion's run so at this current time I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt. We'll see. But yes this breaking them up would be dumb bullshit

i'm not saying they're breaking up, just that it is more couple drama and it is annoying.

Has Batman ever been cucked as badly as Spider-Man has?

Catwoman cucked Batman with Slam Bradley and Wildcat once. and if Brubaker had gotten his wish she'd have gotten pregnant without know who the father was too.

>caucasian """woman"""
>hot
Maybe if you're a white roastie. Not a beta weeb btw.

I just watched episode 1 of the new harley show does it get better or is it all just joker abusive and randumb jokes with naughty words or should I just drop now

While she was dating Bats? Damn.

Still not as bad as Norman fucking Gwen and her having his kids behind Peter's back.