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Ha.

Homestuck^2 wouldve been better if gay people didnt exist.

This was a dumb writing decision

Rose Can You Stop Farting In Me Face While Shouting "Hong Kong Phooey"
Its Honestly Quite Disgusting And Im Not Even Sure It Makes Sense In Even Human Culture

LMAO
this bothered me until i remembered the candy offshoot of earth c is supposed to be like a shitty soap opera, and i think it was intentional

like a soap opera parody

just to emphasize how shitty this timeline is
except for davebot and obama
and gamzee fucking dying sajdhjkas

also, poly relationships are the norm on alternia, of course kanaya was okay with it

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It's 100% on purpose in sounding stupid, the issue is how much people are willing to accept bad writing even if it's purposely bad.
There's not enough hint at a payoff for people to put up with it.

>yeah the comic is trash but at least gamzee is dead so I love it

Everytime, are you trying to push a forced meme or something?

Yes they do poly but humans dont and Trolls are a degenerate race.

>Cucknaya is canon
OK, they're definitely getting ideas from the threads now.

I'm okay with it being shitty fanction parody but ins't it supposed to be you know...funny and self aware? Like you know Caliborn homosuck?

I MEAN, we haven't seen yiffy yet, have we?? hsjhfkj

although the fact that jade fucking named the kid "yiffy" is also??? man. yeah.
vriska was the best part about that whole scene

That's what the bonus update was kind of for, that they probably should've just added to the regular update

Let's give them more
>Karcuck

Pretty sure she's shown in a patron thing.

>we haven't seen yiffy yet, have we
all we've got
Though Jade naming her child yiffy isn't that surprising
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>everytime
i'm drunk and laughing so hard, i just hated what hussie did to gamzee's character and i'm glad he's gone jkfhskdjhfk

poly love is fuckin' dope, my dude
free yourself

yeah, it didn't feel sarcastic enough?? i thought dirk was still narrating this, sjdaks

That's been canon though.

>poly love is fuckin' dope, my dude
>free yourself
You have to go back.

i haven't seen it! but if anyone's GOT it i'll take a PEEKSY-doodle-gander

FUCK YOU GOT ME
i forgot about that, lmao
i wonder if hussie went The Full Furry on this one, snout and all

Poly is built on cuckoldry no thanks. Also Rose and Kanaya are also Human Married to by default the whole act is degenerate and she SHOULD be upset.

I swear to God, the period is fucking magic.

FREE YOURSELF!!!!!

I've been on Zig Forums for 15 years and in all this time the quality of the Homosuck threads has stayed the same
I may hate you faggots, but at least you fruits are consistent

>bonus update
>funny and self aware
How? The characters are always acting like they always did besides turning into sociopaths.

I get it, candy is shipping, slice of life, drama fanfiction created by teenager girls while meat is edgelord gorefest created by teenager boys but that's not an excuse to not be entertaning also candy characters are not being more dramatic or sensitive they are just being sociopaths, meat had 5 seconds of gore and countless pages of muh depression

bonus update: imgur.com/a/LZ6fGKW

GO BAAAAAACK

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>jkfhskdjhfk
>sjdaks
Not even tumblr does this shit any more. Unironically kill yourself

Some examples of actually good fanfiction parody
youtube.com/watch?v=BdZzNtFa74w
youtube.com/watch?v=RKYKXAakmuw
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Is this just IRL Roxy

>poly love is fuckin' dope, my dude
then why has every single person i've ever met in a poly relationship been coping hard and miserable on the inside? also stop keysmashing.

the bonus upd8 was just Hussie inserting Dirk as "us" damage controlling and trying to own us with point we didnt make really.

it's kind of refreshing if they're being genuine, people take themselves too seriously these days

BUT KANAYA IS STILL A TROLL!!
she doesn't abide by HUMAN PRUDISHNESS!!! and if rose was okay with it, why wouldn't she be? she should be more upset because she has a secret half-daughter!!
>poly is built on cuckoldry
I'M LAUGHING omg

sCREAMING, LMAO
AYYYYY I'LL TAKE IT JFSDJK

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They're also drunk, user.
Drunk Tumblr, at that.

Wait, John and Roxy actually had a kid?

The main issue is still the 15 years of keeping a child a secret, rather than the dog dick sex.

R8 and make before it's too l8.

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Rose clearly wasnt OK with it and knew Kanaya wouldnt if she had to hide it for 15 years

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yeah

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Is it just ectobiology bullshit or did they actually fuck? I thought Roxy was busy being a pedo with the green alien child

I made a second comic.

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Jake English was never good.

BLESS YOU!!

John fucked the trans out of her in Candy so she just became non binary

>a grown ass male talking like a 13 year old girl
gross

They fuck, get married and divorce in the candy epilogue. But i think they're back together in homestuck 2.
Meat roxy is now a boy

The only ones who haven't birthed a kid are the Striders, all the new kids are biologically born.

He was the second best Alpha kid.

yeah, no, i agree! that's why it bothered me up until i remembered this is supposed to be a shitty soap opera

was she not okay with it?? maybe i need to reread the update? sfkhsjkf

this is wonderful, bless skjhjks

Why would Rose need to cheat on her wife to have a child isn't there a huge piece of homestuck lore dedicated to creating babies without fucking?