Why can't he cure the Coronavirus?

Why can't he cure the Coronavirus?

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Because that wouldn't serve the plot.

Probably doesn't out of spite cause he's still pissed at the President

Its difficult and harmon and roiland are not scientists.
Its a big deal that weve ramped up this far this fast.

These are the main plot Rick and Morty right? They went to the citadel

It doesn't matter whether they are or aren't. That's the point.
Any given episode can be a random Rick and Morty, it doesn't matter because its a cartoon.
How many times must this be said before you people get it?

Remember what happened when his Vole DNA spliced with the common cold?

Lol everyone is ignoring the lockdowns, hell highway traffic is even starting to pick back up

>How many times must this be said before you people get it?
Apparently an entire episode being dedicated to explain that concept is still not enough

This entire episode isn’t canon

1. Hes shit with disease control
2. Writers put it in at last minute, but obviously fitting a real ongoing event in the plot dife toy would be weird and difficult for them

You already forgot what happened last time he fucked with the flu?

>Posting on a Rick and Morty thread
>Has literal autism
Yep, seems about right

I was just curious no need to be a raging prick. If they’re so pissed about people having a cursory interest in “da lore” maybe they shouldn’t have created so many retarded plothooks and narrative-driven episodes in the earlier seasons

>they’re so pissed
Projection.

>they had 1 job

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>Oh *uurp* now you’re reeal pissed that I didn’t *uurp* cure the-the-the covid-19 pandemic? Wh-wh-where was all this faux outrage when AIDs killed nearly 800,000 people last year, huh MOrTY?
>Countless gay people died from one of the most horrific diseases imaginable and I-I don’t recall you bitching then, MOrTY! But now that there’s a disease that threatens your comfortable way of life, oh nooow its an immediate problem that Grandpa’s gotta drop everything to fix
>Spare me your sanctimonious bullshit and grab a mask

How so?

Gay language

>Cuz there's *uurrrrp* plenty of assholes on this already overpopulated planet Morty! Old people die! That's what they do! And if idiots wanna protest their government trying to save their lives and catch the very thing the government was trying to save them from it's their own stupid fault!"
>But R-r-rick aren't you...old?
>SHUT UP Morty! I had your Mom at a very early age!

>care enough to watch our cartoon, but don't care enough to care about any of the story plots
>loose ends don't matter, because continuity doesn't matter, it's just a cartoon, but please watch our cartoon.
Why don't they just cancel themselves already? They clearly fucking hate making this show.

>gay lives don't matter
Yes.

Because for all his intelligence, talent, and technology, he is powerless to change 'the times'.

Because he doesn't care.

Based...?

Unless Rick, Beth, Summer get it (Jerry but only if the rest of the family bitches about it) there's no reason for him to cure it

Why put in the effort when he can jump to a universe where there's already a cure?

It redirects to the official site

Gay men could have tried not having sex with strangers

But he’s the smartest man in the universe

Can't cure what doesn't exist

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