I dare you to name a bigger jobber in star wars

I dare you to name a bigger jobber in star wars.

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Boba Fett.

Captain Phasma

Seconded.

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Lando Motherfucking Calrissian

Fuck, you both got me immediately.

When does he ever job? I haven't seen rise of the skywalker but I dont really remember him jobbing in Empire or Return of the Jedi.

General Grievous by miles. He is amazing in all of his extended universe appearances and fucking nothing in the movie.

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>killed in two seconds after trying to repeat the same trick he used to kill Obi-Wan's master
ha

Totally agree. Absolutely wasted character. Another I feel would be the knights of Ren. Badass designs that did nothing in the end.

Grievous post Genndy Clone Wars

Disney Wars is not canon.

I used to be a supporter of the sequels when only TFA was out because I thought they'd actually take it somewhere. Holy fuck was I wrong, I don't think I've ever seen a blockbuster movie franchise of this caliber ever handled this poorly. Ever.

Keep telling yourself that, the garbage that is the sequels will never not be canon and is going to taint Star Wars for decades. There's nothing you can do about it.

He manages to stage a last minute resistance against Vader and Fett on Cloud City, start an evacuation, and nearly rescured Han. He does rescue Luke thanks to Leia. And in TROS, he is able to rally practically the entire galaxy against the villains, something even Leia couldn't do in the previous movie. Lando is the smoothest motherfucker in the galaxy.

Boba Fett got eaten by an immobile sand asshole Maul wishes he was half the Jobber of Fett

I had complained about Snoke's guards having the worst fight choreography by standing around in the background doing the putty dance while they wait their turn to attack. I didn't know how much worse it could get.

This, Lando is in no way a jobber.

Snoke

Snoke is pathetic but the sheer number of times other characters have jobbed completely outclasses him. Hell Snoke can barely even be called a character.

He took over Mandalore, thats at least something
And he killed Qui-gon
That's gotta be worth something

He was drunk at the time

star wars isnt co please goaway normalfaggot

Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>tfw you'll never be the biggest jobber in star wars

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>I cannot ignore fiction that was never real to begin with
Guess corporations really owns your mind.

What point was there to bringing him back other than nostalgia pandering? He pretty conclusively died in episode 1.

Grievous actually defeated Jedi. For some fucking reason he could only defeat fresh Knights or Ahsoka but by the end he was on par with Obi-wan, which was retarded.

>I don't think I've ever seen a blockbuster movie franchise of this caliber ever handled this poorly.
The previous Star Wars trilogy? This franchise has a, what, 33% success record?

He still gets wins though the TCW. Beating Ahsoka, Fisto's padawan, the Nightsisters and I'm pretty sure others. Phasma is an example of someone who has won fuck all.

that one guy that got killed by Jango

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>Totally agree. Absolutely wasted character. Another I feel would be the knights of Ren. Badass designs that did nothing in the end.

All villains are wasted against mary sue. If they did to the anything; it would harm the "good" guys. When mary sue is the good guys than nothing can harm her as that would make her less stronk.

>Phasma is an example of someone who has won fuck all.

I remember how they were hyping her up before the release of The Force Awakens. God, she is such a wasted character. We never got to see her DO anything other than get captured and die. The whole mess is tepid and boring.

A jobber implies continuously losing.
And Maul fits the bill. Everyone else has a temporary victory and then dies:
Tyranus.
Grievous.
Bobba Fett.

But Maul kept coming back to lose.