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Hef's obsession of the week is...
Terrible.

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i only know what a theremin is from that one episode of i am weasel

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Must have just bought it.

what else is he gona do with his unearned tens of thousands a month?
donate to charity?
help his fellow man?
buy a new hand?

Had her fondness for the theremin been established anywhere before or...?

I want a fucking theremin kit now

you must be absolutely retarded to donate to any charity
>even if it means telling the IRS you donated so you can get a tax break

Hey, if were wealthy I'd donate to a bunch to charities just so I can have my name on benches or a hospital wing.

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it's quirky and unique but each one's like dropping at least a hundo on something that a person may not even like.

>Don't know what that is
>Not going to google it
Fuck jannies

I haven't read QC in five years. Why does Claire have the same piercings as Jeph? Why does Clint have such a feminine haircut?

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>Hanners in a mini-sundress

even if her character has been ruined, I still gotta UNF

Clinton is super cute looking these days, I hope he gets dicked soon.

I bought black market electrical insulation from some shady Jaba contractor there and now my fucking suit beeps every 4 seconds

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Claire is Jeph’s self insert.
Clinton has been becoming progressively more and more gay as time passes because Jeph decided there can be absolutely no cisgender straight white males in the comic anymore, to troll us.

I’ve been wanting to see Clinton get laid for a long damn time now. I’m pretty disappointed that Brun has lost the Clintonbowl after officially becoming the comic’s second chubby clueless robolesbian. But I’m still holding out hope that Elliot and Clinton still might fuck.

DUDE THEREMIN LMAO SO FUCKING WACKY

>Why does Claire have the same piercings as Jeph?
Claire is now Jeph's self-insert, not Martin
>Why does Clint have such a feminine haircut?
to prepare him for an upcoming storyline where he takes it up the ass

Make your own, then.

> Jeph decided there can be absolutely no cisgender straight white [s]males[/s] people in the comic anymore, to [s]troll us[/s] make fucktons of money from "check your privilege" types that don't give a shit he doesn't deliver on his Patreon goals.

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>QC's nearing 20 years old

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He could always have children.

Gross

I mean, if he so desires the only things he has to do are cum inside and pay child support, and the latter only if a court makes him.

Who is the dark haired chick?

fuck i thought it was dora but it's actually the WITNESS ME girl
i forget her name

>humans
Terrible

What an insufferable conversation. "Well, bubs found a guy, and he's happy so I'm happy." "Well, it's a guy, but it might not be a guy!" "But it is a guy." "But tomorrow it could be a woman! Or a girl! Or a xir! Or a ..." "Or nothing at all!" "What about self-love? What if he ditches people altogether to become a chronic masturbator!" "Or starts fucking animals!" "What about queer animals?!" "Or trans species animals. Let's list all of the transspecies quasi gendered animals!"

Try killing yourself

Is this some sorta ruse to get millions of people to google thermin kits?