Teehee, you are coming to the movies to see Birds of Prey with us, right user?

>teehee, you are coming to the movies to see Birds of Prey with us, right user?

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I want to pump Sue full of cum while he's dressed as Jill Valentine

You're all men. I can tell by your unnatural smiles and from seeing a few men in my time.

I already saw it

1. im gay so no
2. im betting at least two of those have cocks between their legs

but that's gay

Do you just post this on every board or what?

It's not gay to penetrate user, it's only gay if you're being penetrated
For example, if I was face fucking Sue dressed as 2B it would just be the natural thing to do, but if I was face fucking Sue and a finger slipped in my ass to stimulate my prostate then it would be gay

Only if I can suck your dicks afterwards.

All three of them
But I forgot the name of the right one
>inb4 they're all wrong

Is the contradiction intentional? Or was your dick so erect by these two snappy resposes you had to put them in the same post?

the only corect answer
but i think none would invite you to Harley, pretty sure Sue is a big weaboo

Ave Rome

imagine sitting at your computer, turning on your computer, opening your browser, navigating to Zig Forums, clicking the new thread button and typing "teehee"

BABY PLEASE I JUST WANT TO HAVE AND HOLD YOU

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let's watch Onward instead, gurls.

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Only if you make me as pretty as you and then we have an orgy before and then go see the movie

Ew an agp

No I'm trans I just suck at makeup

Only if you admit you're still male and trans people are just VERY dedicated cosplayers.

i think youre the only retard who replied and actually got the "joke"

>No I'm trans
Sure you are hon

I am. I have dysphoria about my shitty body but am too depressed to try and make it look better which is why I need some trans queens to teach me

Yoy don't have trans friends what kind of loner are you?

I still don’t get it, you have dysmorphia, regardless of what you think your sex is you’re still YOU. You’re just completely disillusioned with your body like someone suffering from bulimia or anorexia. I don’t know why you guys co-opted the wrong term

The kind who only uses the internet to read comics and manga and shitpost on Zig Forums

There's a difference between a dysmorphia disorder and a dysphoria disorder, learn the psychology before you make shit posts
We're 3 posts in and yet (assuming this isn't bad bait that I'm taking seriously) you're the most fake trans person I've seen all month

No I'm a real trans person I just want to learn how to present as a woman better. I was an only child and my mom wasn't the most ladylike.

Well you're a
>transbian
>who wants to look like porn actresses
And whilst you say you have dysphoria based on those 2 things I kind of doubt it

>sup brah, are you coming to watch Sonic The Hedgehog with us?

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I don't want to look like a porn actress but I figure they would know how a girl would look good.