I don't get the hate for this movie, I thought it was great, I loved the violence and gore really added some flavor to the movie. Wasn't a fan of the ending and it would have been cool if manhattan showed up with the ol blue wang but I'd give it an 8/10. What does Zig Forums think?
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Jackson Howard
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Robert Edwards
So the movie follows Jon Constantine and Raven and a depowered superman, but for a large part of the movie what they're doing isn't really important because the plot is being told in flashbacks.
This movie sucked, but more than that it made me disgusted. I've never liked the Nu52 animated movies, I've always thought they were pretty terribly written and overly "edgy," but I didn't think I'd see a movie where a homicidal Superman would demand the Justice League mount a preemptive military strike on Apokolips, everyone would agree, and then multiple prolonged cuts of DC heroes and heroines being graphically eviscerated, eaten, and quartered. It's like the panel of Ultimate Blob eating Ultimate Wasp but 20 or so times.
After some really dumb shit with Trigon becoming good and agreeing to trap himself forever for no raisin, everyone (including robo scorpion zombie Mera and body horror Starfire) sits in front of the destroyed Titans Tower while Batman basically says the earth is fucked no matter what they do now. They all star into the middle distance and contemplate group suicide when Constantine finally convinces Flash to just smash the reset button and make all of this completely fucking pointless.
There's other shit to harp on: overuse of bad CG, some extremely questionable explosion effects in a very important scene, the fucking hilariously stupid look of the ParaDoom army, but really I'd kinda made up my mind at seeing Mera's head get ripped open and Batgirl get Resident Evil'd.
Zachary Perry
The DCAMU is a dumpster fire.
Easton Sanchez
This movie fucking sucked.
Here's all the pointless graphic on-screen deaths:
>Hal being eaten alive
>Hawkman getting his wings ripped off before being ripped apart
>Aquaman being bisected complete with intestines
>Shazam getting his leg torn off and Allahu Ackbar'ing
>Martian Manhunter being burned alive
>Mera getting her FUCKING HEAD TORN IN TWO IN CLOSE UP WITH DETAIL ON THE FINGERS BORING INTO HER FLESH AS SHE SHRIEKS IN AGONY
>Cyborg being torn apart (comparatively tame)
>Wonder Woman getting her arm torn off before being torn apart
>Zatanna being eaten alive
>Bumblebee, Kid Flash, Beast Boy, and Starfire all dead on the ground - Bumblebee with two poles jutting out her back and Starfire ripped in two with skeleton and intestines showing prominently
>Blue Beetle getting his face caved in
>Nightwing getting impaled
>Batwing's suit getting exploded
>Batwoman getting knocked off the building and falling to her death
>Swamp Thing going Nuclear
>Batgirl getting eaten alive with her arm flying off into the distance
>Purple bitch from Dark getting Dragonball Z'd
>Superboy getting Man of Murder'd
>Aforementioned Shazam ALLAHU ACKBAR
>Kilowagg getting Man of Murder'd
>Three more GL mooks dying gratuitously onscreen to omega beams
>John Stewart getting turned into a skellington by fucking lava in what I can only assume is a jab at the DCAU JL scene where he takes in the full power of the GL battery
>Cheetah becoming Swiss Cheesah
>Lady Shiva getting a BOOM HEADSHOT
>Etrigan gettin impaled after doing nothing the entire movie
>Bane getting eaten alive
>Black Manta getting torn in half Hulk-style
>Damian getting a nice charr from Omega Beams which just seem to do whatever the fuck the writer wants
>Constantine getting Man of Murder'd
>Lex getting impaled
>Lois and everyone left on Earth Allahu Ackbar'ing with a stock live-action explosion effect (pic related)
>Cyborg exploding Apokolips and trapping Trigon and Darkseid in a plot hole
Jacob Taylor
But these were the best parts of the movie
Thomas Baker
let me quess the production jews did not let the bad guys being killed?
Jonathan Sanders
just read, that's every on-screen death in the movie
Levi Rivera
Honestly you're a bunch of weenies, thought this was Zig Forums not reddit. Boo hoo a bit of cartoon gore is too much for the sensitive little girls, go fuck yourselves you dickless fags
Dylan Richardson
Kill yourself nigger your movie is shit and grotesque violence adds nothing to the story being told. This is fucking Superman not Saw.
Mortal Kombat is less disgustingly violent than this.
Jose Powell
>Cyborg exploding Apokolips and trapping Trigon and Darkseid in a plot hole
HAHAHA HAHAHAHA FUCKING JEWS LET THE EVIL LIVE AND WALK AWAY!!!
Nolan Phillips
Go throw up you squeamish sissy
Dominic Sanchez
>it has gore so you have to like it
How old are you?
Isaac Mitchell
>squeamish
Remember where you are you assblasted faggot
Adrian Carter
You faggots are crying because some cartoon characters got fucked up by the bad guy, baawwwww cry harder
Why don't you, all I see is everyone complaining there's too much gore
Brody Davis
You're the one that's throwing a hissy fit because people don't like your shitty movie.
Lucas Bennett
Hey, maybe if the people who regularly visit a site where they can see shitting dicknipples and actual guro tell you your movie is too violent you should pay attention
Adrian Wright
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hudson Hill
Except you don't, you're just pretending
If I wanted to see manchildren bitch about gore I'd go read the reddit threat
Liam Harris
>co-director
So she had nothing to do with any of the things that make this movie bad, but she's a woman and ugly and has social media presence so I guess that makes here a target?
>If I wanted to see manchildren bitch about gore I'd go read the reddit threat
So go back niggerfaggot no one wants you here
Blake Peterson
Again, how old are you?
For some fucking reason you've convinced yourself that "gore = Zig Forums likes it"
William Harris
>Except you don't, you're just pretending to have just cropped and posted shittingdicknipples
Brody Smith
Marvelfag here, what are some good DC stories to read? Any good ongoings to jump into?
Colton Anderson
>So she had nothing
Story by
Christina Sotta
Ernie Altbacker
Andrew Torres
>filthy german scum
This is an american board you unwashed faggot
Jason Smith
It's not bad because it's gory, it's bad because it uses its gore poorly and most of the plot is pointless. I reeks of a studio that is having a tantrum over their animated universe being rightly disliked by 90% of audiences.
Kayden Clark
Jasonfag 14 post.. and only 5 Posters.
Adrian Wood
Shitting dick nipples stopped being offensive in 2010
My reasoning is that 4chans main bitching wouldn't be the gore but the rushed plot and the plot holes, instead it's just a bunch of little girls crying BAWWW MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED because they never managed to mature into adulthood
Jason Powell
>Any good ongoings to jump into?
Grant Morrison is doing his thing with Green Lantern and it seems to be good, Priest's Deathstroke was good, Terrifics and that Harley black label book was good.
Brody Sanchez
>This is an american board you unwashed faggot
THEN GO TO YOUR AMERICAN BOARD AND STOP POSTING HERE YOU FILTHY ESTONIAN SHIT!
Brandon Anderson
>instead it's just a bunch of little girls crying BAWWW MY CHILDHOOD IS RUINED because they never managed to mature into adulthood
Just like you're acting like a retard because people don't like your movie?
John Ramirez
>My reasoning is that 4chans main bitching wouldn't be the gore but the rushed plot and the plot hole
The plot's basically nonexistent and everyone already harped on the one big plot stupidity which is Trigon just turning good for no reason.
The movie is disgustingly bad and you should feel bad for liking it.
I think this guy had an aneurysm. Turn off caps lock you schnitzel-gobbling cocksleeve
Dominic Thompson
Your just a pussy
Jackson Green
Why haven't you been banned yet?
Liam Wood
>BAWWWWWWWWW WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE JACKING OFF TO GIRLS BEING TORN APART AND EATEN LIKE I DO THIS MOVIE MADE ME CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM
Ryan Rodriguez
>The movie is disgustingly bad and you should feel bad for liking it.
Nah, you're just a Jasonfag. >>.
Jayden Martin
Good comeback
Ryan Jenkins
Edgy Jason Todd stans hate it.
Michael Perez
wouldn't jason todd fans like violence?
I dont get your reasoning
Oliver Powell
Yeah it did idgaf I thought it was great
I thought trigon vs darkseid was pretty good but him turning good was dumb
Lucas Davis
>hey how should we end our movie?
>how about they discuss how at least a billion people are gonna die if not everyone, they all contemplate group suicide, and then Flash erased time?
>BRILLIANT
Josiah Perry
He's a shitposter, ignore him.
Levi Peterson
It also shows that while everyone praised DC animation at one point they have fallen hard past their prime. They thought they could do a better MCU and show the movie people how to do it at Warner all they ended up doing was underlining how easy it is to fuck somehting like this up and how /nobody/ at WB knows how to do it well. They bit off too much and choked.
Ethan Smith
>wouldn't jason todd fans like violence?
Canon Jason is a big pussy.
Tyler Hughes
Damian doesn't get it as bad as every other character and batwank fans have no context for liking or disliking anything outside of which batfamily they want to bang/self-insert
Connor Kelly
You need to be 18 to post here
Jackson Phillips
Thanks. I've heard the ongoing Superman and Batman stuff is shit. Anything else to avoid?
Christian Phillips
>He's a shitposter, ignore him.
triggered much Jason-fag ?
Ryan Rodriguez
>Batman just staring at the wall in the back
Charles Miller
>Batman moping staring at a wall
>Nightwing still in a straight jacket because he's still insane
>Robo-Zombie Starfire's robo-stripper pumps
Asher Butler
I don’t consider witnessing my favorite heroes getting brutally murdered entertaining. In fact it comes off as juvenile and mean spirited. But fuck it let’s just Flashpoint it again because nothing matters
Bentley Taylor
So do you faggot, you're all crying cause a cartoon had too much gore, what are you 7?
Carson Sanders
>He's a shitposter, ignore him.
So you admit you’re the Jasonfag? Good to no there is no point in discussing with you any more.
Benjamin Torres
The only one I see crying here is you bitch nigga
Angel Moore
I dunno user, you still sucks Jasons cock.
Ethan Perry
As Lois and her allies prepare to destroy the Lexcorp building back on Earth, which will destroy both the Paradooms and themselves, she sends a goodbye message to Superman on Apokolips. Constantine manages to project this video around the chamber. Lois's death manages to free Superman of Trigon’s control; this act gives the Man of Steel his power back while also directing Trigon and Darkseid against each other. Raven uses her own magic to revive Damian. Cyborg teleports all the heroes back to Earth while he sacrifices his own life to destroy Apokolips, obliterating the planet in a black hole.
Despite Darkseid's defeat, Batman reveals that the Reapers managed to destroy enough of the Earth's plasma to doom the planet. Constantine convinces the Flash that he needs to run back in time and create another Flashpoint, which he does, despite the speedster having sworn never to do it again. Damian and Raven embrace as the universe is erased, the heroes optimistic about their future as they disappear into the unknown.
Nolan Hall
jasonfags are Weird.Aahz whines all day about Jason not getting enough feats even though he's a self-insert character, and Tzitzimine throws a wild fit every time someone suggests that Lobdell isn't the greatest writer in the world
Connor Martinez
Theres so much going on in this movie that it could've been 2 separate ones but it only has a 90 minute runtime, it's rushed as shit. Should've at least had an extra 30-40 minutes
Mason James
Pretty much anything written by Bendis and Snyder, King is doing an Adam Strange book so that could be interesting or shit like his Batman run and don't read HiC.
Mason Gonzalez
I’m not offended by gore, I’m just not so easily impressed like yourself
Blake Edwards
i like it.
Christopher Williams
Imagine being this lost in online batwank discussions, so autistically engaged that you can't even communicate with other human beings.