Okay Zig Forums let’s make a Superhero Deconstruction Story that isn’t just

T&B is nowhere close to being WWE and certainly not close to what that user was suggesting.

I got one that I don’t think has been done yet; how about a superhero who wakes up as a new person every time they die? Changing body type, gender, race, age and even powers. No one else remembers the hero’s previous identities so it’s up to the hero themself to try and piece together their true history.
It’s meta-commentary on how superheroes are constantly being changed in sequels, adaptations, and alternate universes.

If anything it's a reconstruction if that makes any sense.

That sounds just like Omikron.

what if superheroes but they talk instead of fight

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A story where superheroes aren't bad, but are just ultimately pointless, putting on a costume and beating up bad guys doesn't really change any of the root causes of the world's problems and it's mostly just an indulgence.

A little bit? But this hero wouldn’t have any control over what their reincarnated body looks like and has to spend a decent chunk of time after resurrecting practicing whatever their new ability is.

Superheroes who get paid for the work, use their pwoers to actually change the world and not in a evil manner, but in a way in which all of mankind advances further. Basically that one SMBC Superman comic in which Supes turns a dynamo to power the world, but as a lengthy story that also shows that such heroes need training, free time and leisure. Villains are mostly terrorists, because in that world being a legal super-powered man means money and safety. No superpowered bank-robbers, capes, no costumes, taking superheroes into the Office and having them deal with accountability, bureaucracy and the sincere gratefulness of society.

what if superheros are bad but they're teenagers

Mad scientist makes a super team because he's insane and a Zig Forums user. The heroes don't all get corrupted and greedy but succumb to much better written character flaws with the most idealist one trying for an honest attempt to take over the world as the climax. Sort of like a less edgy Miracleman.

That’s what I posted you fucking dip

Worm?

you forgot the teens part retard

Being a superhero would be miserable.
How are you going to determine on your own who to go after, who could you trust to help you help the rest of the world without some fucked up ulterior motive?
How are you going to do anything good without someone somewhere wanting to murder you for affecting their business.
Imagine flying back home to find everyone close to you having been abducted by various different goverments and organizations because you happened to give small hints to your actual identity.
And worst of all these things and million others will be made into your responsibility, if your not zipping around stopping human traffickers in south america and at light speed heading over to save a room full of babies burning to crisp in some hospital on the other side of the globe then your the one everyones gonna blame for not being there.

Deconstructions are gay

>Superheroes who get paid for the work

Heroes for Hire?

Guy or gal gets superpowers in a world of superheroes, but they are not interested in being a hero or villain, they just want to somehow legally use their abilities to start their own business and make money that way. What are their abilities you may ask? Mind control.

>Basically that one SMBC Superman comic in which Supes turns a dynamo to power the world
user, we've long since proven that such a situation is untenable because Supervillains will Supervill regardless of how advanced civilization is.

that's Adam West Batman

>Superheroes who get paid for the work, use their pwoers to actually change the world and not in a evil manner, but in a way in which all of mankind advances further. Basically that one SMBC Superman comic in which Supes turns a dynamo to power the world, but as a lengthy story that also shows that such heroes need training, free time and leisure. Villains are mostly terrorists, because in that world being a legal super-powered man means money and safety. No superpowered bank-robbers, capes, no costumes, taking superheroes into the Office and having them deal with accountability, bureaucracy and the sincere gratefulness of society.
Superman Red Son. (expect the pay part)

>How are you going to determine on your own who to go after, who could you trust to help you help the rest of the world without some fucked up ulterior motive?
You don't.
As Batman proved us you work alone or you put children in danger.
>How are you going to do anything good without someone somewhere wanting to murder you for affecting their business.
You don't. You just beat them until they'll die years later for brain injuries
>Imagine flying back home to find everyone close to you having been abducted by various different goverments and organizations because you happened to give small hints to your actual identity.
You use your forgetme ray.
Every hero has it
>And worst of all these things and million others will be made into your responsibility, if your not zipping around stopping human traffickers in south america and at light speed heading over to save a room full of babies burning to crisp in some hospital on the other side of the globe then your the one everyones gonna blame for not being there.
Why should I care about other countries?
I'm part of the Legion of Heroes of AMERICA, not of Australia, not of Canada, not of Spain.
I'll save my city only, because if I save other cities then the hero of that city tells me "You want me to be jobless?" and I don't want it

Or maybe something like the Venture Bros Crusaders Action League, where they basically act like a private fire brigade.

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True, but the bank robber type of villain wouldn't exist as superheroing is no punishment in this world. More a well-paid job. A job that does not focus on mindless battles bit more on social, industrial or scientific applications, you got a telekinetic? Let him drag stuff up into space for a good income, weather manipulators reverse climate change, energy blasters become living energy reactors, but get enough free time to relax and don't break under the stress. And the few supervillain that do exist are dealt with a BRPDesque organisation in which every super-powered guy is trained, equipped and helped each by hundreds of normal. Superheroing haz in this world more to do with paper-pushing, janitorial clean-up and training than with drawn out battles. Superheroes are special police or special military - no vigilant justice. Some of it exists but it is not well seen in society.