Can you name a bigger jobber than Darkseid?

Think a bit more than usual and make him go knockout as he tries to read my mind.

You're despicable.

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Can't simply thinking in another language negate Martian's psychic abilities? I know Bane tricked Miss Martian with this in Young Justice.

I'm honestly not complaining, just curious. Last time the board got floored over the same topic was what, Samurai Jack coming back?

That depends on how Telepathy works, if it's reading the language of the mind or reading the neurons directly. New Super-Man tried that trick against Blanche by thinking in Chinese but Blanche just learned Chinese from reading his mind instead

So far I counted 11

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

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I know Darkseid is like some eldritch god and the rock man is just an avatar but Trigon not being able to kill the avatar is plain bullshit

Darkseid cried like a bitch when he realize he was about to die. Trigon took it like a pro and was actually looking forward to it.

They look like they are bro fisting

Apocalypse. At least Darkseid is considered a major threat, generally.

Manletseid

I just tell him I'm a big fan of him and his work

Kirby-Era Darkseid lost constantly. Mostly because Kirby's philosophy was that evil, no matter how much it plans, or how powerful it is, is inherently pathetic and self-defeating. If Darkseid was more akin to his early days, him jobbing would be perfectly reasonable.
But since modern writers write him as Space Satan and not Space Nixon, him jobbing is hilarious.

I really like that Space Nixon, he was boasting that he was as powerful as he's today while in reality being just a step above mongul

No which makes the movie even more annoying. If they wanted an unstoppable god who kills everyone at least make it a Super Boy Prime movie.

Darkseid is the DC's version of Frieza, no matter how strong he is deep down he just a little bitch.

I mean, Trigon was beating the shit out of Darkseid, it was pretty one sided.

>The just ass league doesn't quit
>never mind the fact that this mess was my fault to begin with
>hey Barry, go hit the big pussy gay quitter button because we're fucked six ways to sunday
>okay
>the last scene is these fuckwits seeing their old world be erased and for ever lost
8/10 ending don't know what every one is crying about.

Hence why its difficult to ever take Darkseid seriously. Even with his retcon as a multiversal god of evil, he hasn't done anything impressive post-retcon to back up this claim.

Looks like the janny