All the humans in SU are redundant at best, bores at worse.
For example, Peridot is more fun and less predictable than Connie who just feels like Steven's mom that wants to bang him. Peridot could completely fill the gf role and save the voice acting budget to bring back fusions once in a while.
i like the idea of peridot manifesting fat tits and a dumptruck ass to copy amethyst. naturally, only pearl and greg are impressed
Because Steven finds beauty in her the way she is
Steven is born of two worlds. As a normal human girl Connie provides a much needed and appreciated sense of normal human life for Steven.
Peridot is the exact opposite, she is by far the most alien, even among other homeworld gems.
are you a shipper that's mad Connverse is cannon?
Yes but I'm trying to be objective.
Privately it's lapiven
okay but why would any of the gems fill the role of his girlfriend? First they're all at least a thousand years old so creepy and also Steven's gf being a normal down to earth human makes sense she grounds him in reality and keeps him connected to his human half and Steven allows her to be so much more than just another human. You wouldn't really get that from the gems
I liked Connie in S1, she had her own shtick instead of just being Female Steven / action girl. We sometimes gets glimpses of her old character but she's mostly just there. I will never not understand why they never had gems interact with humans more why add an episode like Rocknaldo and not a fun episode about him meeting Peridot or something?? Why????
Yeah, but someone wanted to write their OTP ship of Buddha-lobed twink and fat little albino gorilla reeeeal bad, so who are we to deny them?
What's the appeal of Lapiven outside the fact that you want to /ss/ with a hot alien girl?
Connie had her rebellious streak increase over the course of S3-S5. It's more subtle than most character's stuff, but it is there. That said, I like the character but there's only so much you can do with a regular teenage girl in a setting with fantastic space aliens. She's likeable but bland, always was.
It's mainly self-inserters who want to fuck the gems but your argument is such an overused and ridiculously piss poor Connversefag argument when you clearly have Greg and a Diamond having sex and creating the damned mc child.
>who just feels like Steven's mom that wants to bang him.
Hot
Greg was 22 when he met Rose.
Nice trips.
But explains it.
there's only so much you can do with a regular teenage girl in a setting with fantastic space aliens. She's likeable but bland, always was.
And >she's mostly just there.
Whether or not it grounds him, connie ends up make humanity look impotent and mundane.That might make gems look better in comparison, but it makes connie episodes a slog, a cardinal sin of entertainment.
Peridot is era 2, even younger then amethyst who hatched only 500 years after the war. She's less mature than steven and that gives him an opportunity to actually lead the relationship rather than be a socially stunted greencard to meet pearl and play with magic.
Yes and? Future had Steven wanting a child marriage ceremony with Connie and underage sex afterwards, if we're assuming fusion wasn't sex the entire time.
Fusion was never sex you retard. Please kill yourself and take your retarded, self-inserting fantasies with you. Gems are thousands of years old and it would be a paedophilia-driven relationship if one of them got with Steven. Fucking cope already you cancerous faggot.
Connie up until they needed to make a point for Future is LESS human than Steven. "Never had a friend" is a plotline for an outsider. She quickly learns to dehumanize herself in Sworn to the Sword, and even after all her settling the most she does is "Let me be me mom". But still studied for, applies for and is accepted for college at 14.
My cock disagrees
>another retarded shipping thread
Seethe. This show did a lot of disturbing shit when you think about it, like Pearl raping Garnet. At this point, it's only pedo until Steven is a little older.
>Gems are thousands of years old and it would be a paedophilia-driven relationship if one of them got with Steven
I thought thousands of years difference didn't matter since apparently Greg kissing and fucking a 10,000 old granny was fine with you.
Based gara
>You will never be trapped in an abusive relationship with teenage Steven
Why even continue to exist?
Go see a therapist user
What that little faggot Steven needs, is a dick up his ass, like all the defective males who enjoy his show
I feel for you stapis fags, decent art of your ship is on the rarer side compared to the likes of stevidot and stevinel
Literally none, but being /ss/ by a hot alien girl is reason enough. I self insert as Steven anyway.
>not self inserting as the gem
That's lame.
Butthurt much, gemfag?
I want peridot to sit on my face
I want peridot to shit on my face
Lamer than losing your mind from rejection and running away from home and your friends to suck cocks in a california truck stop?
i agree but what is done is done.