The main character of the last cartoon you watched has been replaced by the postal dude

i meant to tag OP on the first one but oh well, guess i'm just dumb
i feel like it's just shock value for the sake of shock value, and you're supposed to take it seriously, adding the postal dude would make it more tongue in cheek and entertaining

i don't watch it, but i want him in steven universe

>hey kid, sign my petition
>look, sign my petition or i'll follow you home and smash your rocks
>fat fuck cries
>SISSY
>unzips dick and pisses all over fat CALARTS fuck

technically not a cartoon but the last thing I watched was Baki so I presume he gets ass fucked by the yasha ape or the first fighter he comes across

>big O
Postal dude gets stepped on by a megadeuce.
>She-ra
I guess he's just He-man? Does he turn his sword into a blicky?

I think Steven would just bubble him or just ignore him since he is just a guy he can't do much against gems

>last watched Archer
Nothing...changes? I dunno, he kills Cyril?

>Daria
School shootings: a very special episode

>Calls Amethyst some variation of "fatass"
>makes a comment about Garnet being an eternal lesbian fuckfest, followed by a subtle "nice"
>Divorces his wife and marries pearl, with or without her consent
>shatters every gem that gets in the way of mundane errands and smokes them in his "health pipe"

>The Lion King
So he's gonna poach all of the characters and sell them to the Chinese as alternative medicines.

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He literally killed Satan. Postal Dude is at least on par with Doomguy threatwise.

Wouldn't the gems just beat him to death?

The man can take rocket launchers to the jaw and it's canon that he can respawn. Expect Spinel-y results

and? Doomguy is impressive and terrifying in his own verse but he faces off against things that still get hurt by shotguns he isn't the end all be all of power

bubble him can't respawn if you can't die or lock him in the temple can't open it without a gem

>Pulls grenade out of ass
>Clutches between teeth
>T-poses
Heh nothin' personnel, rock

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>he rapes pearl
He's a dick, but not a monster.

It all depends, are we going with the amoral douche bag ultra-violent Dude or the one who only reacts violently if you antagonize him Dude?

He wouldn't have screwed up the invasion on Apocalypse.

Now that's a thread idea; How does your favorite Zig Forums character respond to the petition request?

rip
and
tear

until fat kids cry, it isn't done

He can finally get one of those elephant foot waste paper baskets he's heard so much about

NO WAY PINKO!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I think Doomguy would get stomped in the SU verse he is just an angry ass guy with a lot of weapons especially if we're talking about SUF where Steven could easily stop him by himself

>Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Really don't fucking know about this one? Piss on Carl? He'd probably get on with the Mooninites

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>Piss on Carl
That's a cop-out, he'd piss on every character in everything.

probably something like that one time that ted nugent appeared but more chaotic