Why do people like to talk trash on the nipple suits from Batman & Robin...

Why do people like to talk trash on the nipple suits from Batman & Robin? Especially because we got an awesome Batgirl from it.

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That Batgirl was terrible though but feel free to tell me about why you thought she was awesome
Did she have a cool scene?

She was hot. And the movie was campy fun. Alicia Silverstone in her prime. And I very much appreciated the zoom in on her ass in the suit.

I had a huge crush on Alicia Silverstone and was in the middle of puberty at the time.
I still thought she was a shit Batgirl.

Thats not Cassandra Cain

Should have hired Heather Graham.

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Again we come to the classic Zig Forums “I masturbated to it therefore it’s kino.” Almost as classic as the Zig Forums “there was a a twelve year old with bare feet so it’s kino.”

THIS 100%.

You should just get over it.

>there's a twelve year old with bare feet...

or Zig Forums "the characters have big tiddies so the gameplayy is good."

I wish they had made just one more Batman movie for 1999 instead of letting B&R kill the series for several years, especially since 99 was the characters 60th anniversary and the 10th of the first film. My dream Batman movie would have been Directed by George Miller - Mad Max trilogy, The Witches of Eastwick and the Nightmare At 20,000ft segment of Twilight Zone The Movie. I would have completely re-cast everyone except for Pat Hingle and Michael Gough as Gordon and Alfred just to retain a tiny bit of continuity. Brad Pitt as Wayne. Leonardo DiCaprio as Robin, with a new suit that would be blood red from head to toe complete with a full headed mask. Basically like Batmans except no ears and a tail that points at the back like the head of a Robin. God I FUCKING HATE that stupid acrobat shit he always emulates. He's called ROBIN, so why not go with a bird themed suit?!? Anywho, Heather Graham as Batgirl. The Movie would be set during Halloween while Scarecrow and Killer Croc would be the villains but I wouldn't have them team up. They'd be two completely desperate issues that would need to be dealt with because I'm tired of that double team shit. I'd also go for someone low key as Scarecrow like Kevin Bacon who was fantastic in X-Men First while KC would be a guy in a suit. Get Elfman or even Jerry Goldsmith to do the score. Just need a good script and there's no way it couldn't have worked.

Should have never hired Joel Schumacher

The writing was shit, but Uma Thurman as Ivy was the right call. Even at the lowest points she was entertaining.

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I think of this Batgirl as the only version of Spoiler I like. Yes, I know it's Barbara, I don't care.

>The writing was shit, but Uma Thurman as Ivy was the right call. Even at the lowest points she was entertaining.

Thurman was fucking terrible casting. Nicole Kidman would have been PERFECT for the role but they wasted her as the love interest in Forever. Same thing with Arnold as Mr. Freeze when Patrick Stewart would have fucking killed it.

I recently re-watched The Shadow (1995) and THAT is what a Batman movie should look and feel like. Nice noirish atmosphere with wonderful art deco and gothic production design. Fucking Hell all that movie does is cement my assertion that Alex Baldwin was born to play Batman but that fucking faggot Burton went with Keaton while the fucking irony is that Baldwin was also in Beetlejuice which Burton Directed. But then Burton is the fucking moron who thought Nicolas Cage would have been a good Superman.

Honestly, between Swenson's retarded Bane, Schwarzenegger's ice-pun flinging Freeze, and Uma's tryhard seductress Ivy, i choose her because at least there's an attempt to capture the character's essence.

You people have brain problems, she was incendiary in that thing even though the movie sucked. And in other news, the suit she was wearing recently sold for $8500.

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She's a wee bit chubby to be running around as a hero...

More like fatgirl lmao

Who knows how to make good Batman movies? THE SHADOW KNOWS

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And yet Burton's Batman films are the best capeshit films in the last 30 years.

>1989
>the last 30 years

user, I have some bad news for you

Because they didn't put nipples on Batgirl's suit.

>No nipples
Why?

You blind or something?

The 4 batman movies of the burton verse are trying to be a dark version of adam west's batman.

>the suit she was wearing recently sold for $8500.

We're they paying by the pound?

>actually considering that fat

actually thats not a lot , cosplayers and companies sell high quality batsuits all the time for 2k

There wasn't nipples on the only suit that mattered so it was shit.

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