>Annual meeting of the Justice League has now commenced
>apparently, that 10 year old kid with the watch been reported missing, we've failed to find any leads on him, his grandfather is worried sick
>Hal, you wouldn't know anything about what happened to him?
Annual meeting of the Justice League has now commenced
Josiah Rivera
Jayden Jones
>Now come on, you know I only have consensual relations with teenage girls in artificially aged adult bodies.
Brandon Powell
нy чo мapвeлoблядь, кaк тpaхaть тeбя бyдeм?
Jaxon Hernandez
ny what a sweetheart, how to fuck you bye?
Cameron Hall
Hal joined the Avengers, they were less picky
Luis Smith
Last I saw, he was bickering with a cute redhead.
They both seemed to enjoy it and you could feel the tension.
Thomas Bennett
Hal is not a pedophile
Lincoln Taylor
>>Hal, you wouldn't know anything about what happened to him?
Jason Catch him.
Juan Smith
Please, Supergirl's just too old for him.
Jaxson Cooper
I think it's Albanian dude.
>But what do you think? How do you do that?
Nolan Richardson
You can fuck a 17 year old, just don't record it. Well at least where I live you can. Just don't record it.
Charles Nguyen
the fuck happened to Damain?
Brody Mitchell
Probably got molested
Gabriel King
Oh Hal.
Dominic Morris
dude wut
Camden Sullivan
This is what happens when you live in a society too pussy to have the death penalty and specifically the immolation penalty for pedophiles
Luis Gray
>17 is legal, pops!
Ayden Lopez
It literally is.
Joseph Watson
>...Why? Why the fuck would i have anything to do with it? Every time something happens to a child you keep looking at me and going "Hal, what did you did?","Hal, do you know what happened with Billy?","Hal, i saw a light coming from Robin's bedroom last night.", "ANSWER HAL!". Are you implying i'm a pedophile just because of what happened a long f*cking time ago? Is that what you are implying? Well if we go by that logic we should investigate Batman too! And Supes! And Guy Gardner! And Barry! I mean, we all had things with people younger than us, ehhhh Batman? How is Barbara doing these days? And what about Billy? Are you ok with his adult form preying on Stargirl?
>I can't deal with people who are looking to pin the blame on me and accuse me of being a sick child molester just because of something i did out of impulse and not obeying reason, it's an hostile environment for me to work in. You know what? To hell with this meeting, we do and say jackshit anyway.
Joshua Baker
>we all know it's only a matter of time before Darkseid tries to attack again
>we're gonna fuckin nuke and rape them, any faggot with reservations GTFO
>what could possibly go wrong
Nathaniel Baker
>Superman to Justice League, It's even worse than we thought, I found a puddle of blood and clothes that matches with Ben's DNA, no sign of the watch
>It looks like this as if this was made by a giant sized shoe, probably a construct by a lantern.........
David Baker
>I-it was John! I saw him do it! He kept saying he wanted revenge on honkies!
Jace Cook
John was on Oa up until this morning, Hal.
John Ramirez
>Must have been Kyle then. Bad hombre that fella.
Dominic Sullivan
Kyle hasn't been back to Earth since he got that white ring.
And before your bring him up, Guy's still on Oa.
I'm starting to think you're hiding something, Hal.
Jose Martinez
HAL JORDAN OF SECTOR 2814, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR SUSPECTED CHILD KIDNAPPING, MOLESTATION, AND/OR MURDER.
Owen Allen
>I actually wasn’t even though the Irish are disgusting. Just pouting out we haven’t seen Baz in a while. He’s still using that gun. Probably wanted to rob a white kid and things got hairy.
Gabriel Brooks
>I’d like to see you try, tin men.
Julian White
It's over, Hal. Surrender before this gets any uglier
Angel Edwards
>We’re not talking about your mon’s snatch
Michael Stewart
Alright Hal, that's it. Give them your ring.
Levi Watson
Never
Mason James
Ill Help you Hal, I know your not a pedophile, its actually Sinestro, He has 29 gigabite of something called a "cunny folder"
Tyler Hughes
I will not deny that I am into loli hentai, but I can't stand shota, I would never go after a boy.
It was probably Larfleeze.
Caleb Wilson
I will abide this abuse of your power no longer, Hal Jordan. You are hereby stripped of your ring.
Tomar, take him away
Alexander Morales
That's Kyle you retarded smurf
Jaxson Perez
Your still going to be punished, It is time for justice, but first your gonna take me to Larfleeze,
Sebastian Diaz
Ok boomer