Wait, let me get this straight. You, without asking, read something I wrote? Then...

>Wait, let me get this straight. You, without asking, read something I wrote? Then, thinking I was revealing all my most intimate wants and desires, you thought that you could exploit what you read to seduce me? But, when you thought I might be cheating with someone other than yourself, you found that, and only that morally objectionable? And you bring Stewie here, who doesn't understand any of this?

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>This is just like the one time i entered a Family Guys thread.

Acceptable to get ass.

So just get the stupid dog fixed. Problem solved.

Why do the writers hate him so much?

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I don't think it'd be legal to have a sapient dog's balls cut off against their will.

Sapiency isn’t actually something that affects how dogs are treated

Brian already neutered himself in a recent episode.

Did he get fat?

Clear case of status quo preventing reasonable actions being taken

>still watch family guy

Well, aren't you a stupid fucking shit sucking retard.

I want to fuck Lois

I wish Brian was real. I love him so much. I know this image is ironic but he truly is perfect. Especially season 1-3 Brian.

also need to know

ok seth_iova

yes. sorry ma'am

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>I wish Brian was real
Just go to a live screening of the Bill Maher show, you'll probably find a dozen Brians.

WHO WAS CAR?!

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Quagmire.

>we need a cartoon car
>uh, i found a realistic model
>just slap a cel-shader on it and we're good
CG has made these people way too lazy.

>They didn't use the opportunity to make Brian Isekai episodes
What a waste

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That would have potentially been creative and been a way better way to bring him back than anything involving a time machine.

Plot twist: it's actually Brian from a different timeline trying to kill himself

Seth Macfarlane

well he got to rape her in one episode, so I guess they're even

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screwed_the_Pooch
Literally an episode where he was ordered to be neutered by a judge

Remember when Brian was into dogs?

What went wrong? Why did they make him fuck humans?

I only remember a few dogs. I think Carter dog was one of them.

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Him being into dogs still comes up.
To make him a literal cuck.
Make him watch as his girlfriend gets railed, by other dogs, because he couldn't get it up.
I am not being ironic.