Have you kissed your body pillow today Zig Forums?

How much does one cost and how does it feel compared to a person?

It depends on which one you get and it feels like hugging a cloud

I know that this is unrelated but, I did a Speech for speech class on why dakimakuras are better than real girls and got a B.

Yes, and i hug her everyday.

Good boy user

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I commissioned one, then had a custom pillow cover done

classic way to pickup chicks in college

nude is barefeet.
Man i'm too poor to get those :(
can you post the transcript?
post.
I also commission one, with 2 of the waifus. I'm the faggot who waifu pearl and zonetan.
Waiting to have burning money to the booty/back pic.

I go to a Christian college and haven't opened it yet. I have both nude and NN zone-tan pillow but I don't have dakis

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I someone made a bruce timm's made a harley quinn or livewire body pillow front and back.

Sure here you go
In life humans have a set goal to get into a relationship with someone else, but what if there was an alternative to this? Behold, the dakimakura, more commonly known as the anime body pillow, it is an invention that allows the user to be better, stronger and more capable then they would without one. It is a common belief among people that having a dakimakura is for autists, retards, and autistic retards, but let me tell you that the exact opposite is true. That’s what we’re here to discuss for today, whether dakimakura’s are better than real relationships.

There is a certain event that you may have heard of back then in 2014. It was known as the Isla Vista shooting, and the man who was at the helm of this act of horror went by the name of Elliot Rodger. He was a guy who tried so hard to get a girlfriend, and when it didn’t pan out for him, he ended up being driven to murder his fellow human beings and then himself. Another shooting that happened more recently was done by a fellow named Randy Stair who was also in a similar boat and so he committed suicide because of it. These fates could have been avoided if they had anime body pillows by their sides to keep them company. There have been numerous shootings that have erupted because of an individuals desire to fornicate with the opposite gender. Research shows that while there have been numerous deaths over that sort of thing, there have been zero deaths caused by anime body pillows. The fact that anime body pillows pacify the user, is one of the many proofs that anime body pillows can only benefit mankind.

Rejection is a one of the worst things in the world, both to dish out and to experience for yourself. Research has shown that rejection can lead to depression and in some cases, suicide. An anime body pillow will not reject you, anime body pillows always stay loyal till the very end. There has been a case study that show

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that there have been absolutely no suicides caused by anime body pillows in the history of humanity. Let’s not forget the fact that they are freaking adorable and feel amazing to hug.

I hope that this speech gave you more of an appreciation for anime body pillows than you had before. We’ve seen all the positive effects that these have had on the human race and it can only go up from here. Please let me know what you think and if you wanna learn more about the priceless artifact known as the dakimakura.

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That was my speech, was it worth the 86% I got?

your argument is that body pillows would have made elliot rodger nut out his anger lmao hope it was worth the social suicide

can't post on blue board

Incredibly based

post it in /aco/ and link it.

Based and daki pilled.

This wasnt intennded for daki, but looks like one. Will commission flip side this summer

idk what kind of pose or how lewd.

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You bet your ass it was worth it

On a technical level you have zero citations for your claims of the dakimakura studies, which becomes a fairly large weakness in your argument if challenged. But ya know overall you present a great case thru your strong appeal to pathos, with your school shooters examples giving that extra punch to it.

absolutely worth every point and maybe more.

here is a mockup X-23 body pillow
bagsoflove.ca/estore/design/302?tid=4d50c30e-4899-4a20-8c32-8963b0989c0b#

What Zig Forums girl would you own a bodypillow of?

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pick any one

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what's the appeal of body pillows when sexdolls exist?

I wanna get a 160cm body pillow like in Japan. All they have in Burgerstan are 150cm body pillows, and while I would be okay with this otherwise Burgerstan also frowns upon lolis.

Probably Noodle or Tali.
Though if lolis were legalized then I wouldn't mind Louise Belcher.

$ vs $$$$

Ones a meme yet practical use other is $1000 of silicon that doesn’t look quite rigjt

On my chart? Hmmm
Harley Quinn
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