YOU AUTHORIZED PAYMENT ON THE DOUG WALKER POLICY?!
>I thought we're supposed to help people
>We're supposed to help OUR people
How did they get away with that line?
I thought we were supposed to look like Vegas
A bat credit card Bob?!? A BAT CREDIT CARD?!?!
Sir, Boogie signed his policy before he got fat. We're legally obliged to help him!
what's wrong with it? Referring to the shareholders of the company
>Bob why the FUCK did you approve insurance on the batmobile?
Good insurance agencies don't sign on people they aren't already sure won't cost more than they put in. They have no reason to refuse legit claims and risk the iron fist of the law jamming up their anus, as such. A company is not obligated to sell you a policy just cause you ask.
>Good
>Insurance agencies
Even if you have a valid claim they'll usually go to the ends of the earth to make sure it actually fits all the guidelines, looking for the smallest smidge to decline you
Which is their job and what you agreed to.
Live in a State/Country that isn't terrible. They have tight guidelines here in Texas.
kek
BOB YOU CAN'T JUST LET THOSE CUSTOMERS DO THE SUPERVILLAIN SHUFFLE
FROZONE GET IN HERE. GET IN COSTUME. IVE SPOTTED AN IRREGULARITY.
Just imagine Linkara doing the "Not...happy!" bit
You'd understand if you were in his shoes.
Because shitposter-tan was implying that "our people" means THE JEEEWWS.
(((shareholders)))
YOU AUTHORIZED BLACK COCK IN THE PUSSY?
"Hey guys, Doug Walker here. I just wanted to remind you that I have stared in and produced over 500 episodes of the internet's favorite web series 'The Nostalgia Critic'. And then there is you who just writes toxic opinions on lame internet forums despite never creating anything yourself. How's that webcomic coming along? You know, the one you said you were going to make back in 2018 but you said you 'didn't have the time'. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Seethe you basement goblins, you'll never be as successful as me. This is Doug Walker signing out!"
Never leave the house without it.
Thing is without the people who pay for the company the shareholders have no reason to invest in the company who expect the company to help people so the company can make profit to give back to the shareholders.
Its a complete catch-22. If the company doesn't help the customer then the customers have no reason to buy from the company and the shareholders have no reason to continue to invest.
The amount of cringe radiating from this pic is enough to make Chernobyl kill itself for being second to none.
lmao
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It only works with words that refer to people, (((dipshit))).
>I bet the dipshits did this
Jews are double parentheses you fucking schmuck.
>schmuck
Nice try, but I'm not falling for your tricks.
You're describing a scam.
THAT MAN OUT THERE...
HE'S GETTING RAPED.