What if the road to el dorado was realistic?
What if the road to el dorado was realistic?
David Evans
Jaxon Perry
Chel would be gangbanged by the conquerors.
Jonathan Lopez
Then the movie would be 2 hours of looking at a road.
Christopher Taylor
inb4 nothing but Chel coomposting
Cameron Turner
But if im to believe Then itd be two hours of chel being gangbanged
Cameron Rivera
Well, the real-life myth of El Dorado originally referred to a tribal chief that dipped himself in gold before it changed into a massive city of gold.
Austin Bennett
Considering that Disney Princesses all need to dress in the Princess Leia slave costume, I think all the Dreamworks girls should have to dress like Chel. it's only fair.
Michael Robinson
Sucks that the director turned out to be a rapist. I still like the film, but it's hard to ignore that fact
Adrian Hill
That only makes it better
Adrian Butler
chel would've been raped and would die within a week
Kayden Morales
Aw fuck, really?
Kevin Cook
Nicholas Garcia
Tulio and Miguel would have taken as much golf as they could then left leaving the natives to die of foreign disease. They would have taken Chel with them to rape her without mercy until she accepted her fate as sexual property only to die of disease herself.
As god intended.
Lucas Bennett
post chel ass
Jeremiah Cook
chel would be totally submissive, also this
Zachary Roberts
GODDAMN I WANT CHEL TO SIT ON MY FACE A@AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
John Ortiz
Miguel and Tulio would have died of Cholera shortly after arriving to America.
Eli Gray
It'd probably be a less entertaining and interesting film as a whole. Don't see why an adventure movie designed for all ages needs to be particularly realistic.
Robert Kelly
This.
Daniel Edwards
why wouldn't it be entertaining to see them play the hip ball game with a human skull?
Caleb Perry
There would have been an insurmountable language barrier?
Nathan Anderson
>Sucks that the director turned out to be a rapist
Are we talking new age "He offered me a position in order to sleep with him :(" kind of rape, or actual "violently held her down and forced himself on her" rape?
I genuinely don't give a fuck if it's the former.
Ian Thompson
What you mean with realistic?
It already showed up that the Eldorado was protected by eveyrone who wasn't a native and Tulio and Miguel were exceptions.
The Conquistadores would have meet the same fate as their movie counterparts and not be able to enter since they broke the entrance
Xavier Murphy
i mean if it happened in our world how would it go
Tyler Bailey
The people would have started dying of smallpox en masse
Isaac Campbell
Reminder: Toilet paper and soap do not exist in Aztec/Mayan civilization. This thread is about realism. Enjoy your parasites/infection.
Dominic Wilson
Maybe it was the "I willingly had promiscuous sexual encounters with my boss & co-workers because I was young & living in the moment, but many years later I feel icky about my actions. So, instead of just owning up to my actions, I am going to ruin another person's life by falsely accusing them of the worst kind of crime just so I can have my 15 of fame & an early retirement in lawsuit money!!! LIKE, YOLO! Teeheeheeheehee!" kind of rape.
Seriously, fuck the #MeToo movement.
Daniel Cox
>What do you mean with realistic?
>Movie has a plot hook involving a 9-story-tall giant magically-animated jaguar statue made of pure jade, controlled by an evil shaman/sorcerer
Hudson Diaz
Are you sure soap didn't exist? I thought they bathed regularly.
John Cox
Chase Kelly
>What if the road to el dorado was realistic?
As others have mentioned, it would be two hours of
IN
EVERY
HOLE
with copious audience fapping.
Nathan Nelson
They "bathed" by sitting in a stream for a while, picking up whatever the stream carried with it.
Soap existed in the ancient world, but only in the most well-developed and prosperous cities/areas/nations, like Babylon, Phoenicia, ancient Greece, and ancient Arabia.
Levi Hall
soap has always existed
Angel Kelly
>soap do not exist in Aztec/Mayan civilization.
wrong
> At a time in Europe when street cleaning was almost non-existent and people emptied their overflowing chamber pots into the streets as a matter of course, the Aztecs employed a thousand public service cleaners to sweep and water their streets daily, built public toilets in every neighbourhood, and transported human waste in canoes for use as fertilizer.
>But probably nothing seemed more bizarre to the Spaniards than the Aztec attitude to personal hygiene. In a word, they valued cleanliness. The conquistador Andres de Tapia reported, in a tone of wonder, that Montezuma bathed twice a day. He did, but there was nothing extraordinary about that for an Aztec, since everybody, according to the Jesuit historian Francisco Javier Clavijero, ‘bathed often, and many of them every day’ in the rivers, lakes or pools.
>They lacked true soap but made up for it with the fruit of the copalxocotl, called the ‘soap-tree’ by the Spanish, and the sticky root of the xiuhamolli or soap-plant [Saponaria Americana]; both gave a lather rich enough to wash body and clothes.