Name a bigger simp, you can't

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But she got her man and screwed the universe over to do it.

You're right, I can't. She was canonically the dumbest possible version of herself across all timelines.

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>Got her man
Don't be so sure about that

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lmao

>One thing I personally don't like are storylines where characters first relationships are also there last ones
But... that's exactly how she ended her show. Was it a gambit to get one more season?

He has his limits. He won’t clean up ice cream for a girl

Supposedly it's an acronym for "Sucker/Simpleton Idolizing Mediocre Pussy." It's effectively the zoomer equivalent of "cuck" or "numale" except it also implies that the person that the simp is being nice to is also not worth the attention. So it's a good way to double down on being chauvinistic with some added misogyny.

>That's a lie!
Damn, someone had their girl run off with some Chad.

>Did someone call my name

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redditspeak for “person I don’t like”

ah yes, we did said simp

This

Marco
>does nothing but 'respectfully' nod at the same girl for god knows how many years but basically since kindergarten

Before he met Star he was the most boring everyteen rulebook type nerd ever.

More like someone had their boy run off with some Stacey.

Pretty sure that's also what a "nice guy" is.

Why is Star such a Femcel?

Also, he literally abandoned his family and friends for pussy

>redditspeak
>get's used mostly on 4chins and youtube
alright pal