>Mordecai! Rigby! If you don't defeat Superman, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
How do they do it?
Mordecai! Rigby! If you don't defeat Superman, YOU'RE FIRED!!!
Leo Brooks
Kayden Murphy
They ask Superman to take a dive so they can keep their jobs
Blake Green
He probably would do that
William Moore
It's gotta be the Death Jump or the Death Dump
Christopher Ward
make Pops kick his ass
Nicholas Reyes
Complete with the lily.
Jayden Brooks
>AND DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT ASKING HIM TO THROW THE MATCH! I'LL KNOW IF YOU DID!
Owen Cox
They get Luthor to help defeat him only to accidentally kill him and then ask Death for help.
Samuel Long
Death could help them.
Josiah Parker
>This is all your fault Mordecai! You're the one who kept posting "Oh Super Saiyan God Goku could totally kick Superman's ass" on the stupid chinese hookup imageboard!
Robert Gutierrez
>Dude, he totally could. It's too bad we don't have a Goku on our side.
Daniel Flores
>Fuck it, let's just ask Skips what to do.
Benjamin Ortiz
>M: Sorry to interrupt your afternoon wank Skips but we need to beat Superman. Can you help us?
>S: You picked a fight with Superman?! Sorry guys, you're just gonna have to take the L on this one.
>R: Aw come on Skips, you gotta have some magical bullshit to help us win!
Benjamin Brooks
>Hmmmmm ... There was only one man in history who could go toe-to-toe with Superman. His name was Uchiha Sasuke.
Camden Fisher
>*flashback to Mordecai beating the shit out of Sasuke*
>And don't you ever call me a simp again!
>*back to the present*
>...We can't rely on Sasuke this time around.
Isaac Wood
You could use that ring you got
Austin Green
>MORDECAI AND RIGBY WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! SUPERMAN IS WAITING TO KICK YOUR ASSES!
William Thomas
>Hmm... There's only one other person I know of who can defeat Superman.
Ethan Miller
>rigby steals kryptonite from some museum
>mordecai straps it onto the golf cart
>they drive the golf cart into superman and run him over
>it somehow explodes
>he dies
Bentley Clark
He-man?
Dominic Thompson
Batman?
Aaron Russell
Big Lez
Asher Powell
>But we're gonna need to find 5 faggots and a lawnmower to summon him.
Chase Garcia
>You're finally gonna be useful for once, Rigby!
Brayden Hill
They defeat him at videogames.
Levi James
>YOU TOLD ME IT WASN'T GAY AS LONG AS OUR BALLS DIDN'T TOUCH
Jose Davis
>WHAT ARE YOU TWO FAGGOTS STALLING FOR? SUPERMAN WILL BE DECLARED THE VICTOR BY DEFAULT IF YOU DON'T FIGHT HIM SOON!
Levi Hughes
>Oh hi Skips. Hope you're not too spent from your afternoon wank cause I've got things planned for us tonight.
Easton Watson
Why does Benson want them to fight Superman? Why would Superman fight them?
Robert Edwards
James Howard
>M: Wait, if you and Skips are gay that means we only have to find one more to summon this guy who can beat Superman!
>R: But where can we find another homo on such short notice?
Justin Hughes
Joshua Wood
Hey guys!
Benjamin Richardson
>Jolly good day fellows! I hope we're all feeling straight as an arrow today!
Austin Thomas
>There is no way Pops is straight and I'M gay.
David Russell
W...where am I?
And who the fuck are you cunts?
Levi Evans
>Listen, Pops, can we ask you a favor? Just close your eyes and pretend you're sucking on a lollipop.
Noah Powell
Can't wait to see where this goes.