Fuck

how depressing, season 3 reminds me of real life.

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Yeah, I was pretty depressed after my asian twin friends pulled me into a bisexual incestuous threesome but just tied me up to steal my shit.
This series bringing that up was uncalled for.

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I went to confession a few years ago and got stabbed by the ghostly priest, too.

Did you take it up the ass too?

tfw all Castlevania discussion now will always be derailed by Alucard getting ass fucked

apparently I guess...?

I never played the games and was completely unfamiliar with the general canon. I absolutely enjoyed that scene because I am fucking disgusting, but then they had to betray Allucard for the dumbest shit in the world. THAT was uncalled for.

Nah, life wouldn't give you an immortal domfu.

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He's a vampire and a twinky-looking ass white boi.

Are you really that surprised?

>domfu
>didnt get pegged

What the FUCK was his problem?

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>beaten the shit out of
>fucked
>enslaved with an engagement ring that makes him feel pain if he ever tries to betray her
>room will have a big bed for thorough fucking on it
>not a domfu-sub bitch relationship
bitch please

why are they so perfect?

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fair enough, though I was disappointed when hector topped

That was likely just her letting him have some control over his first time and getting him comfortable for the ring slip.

Lenore is a power bottom or a switch if that isn't the case. Can't wait for the next season to shed some more light on their master-pet relationship whichever one it is.

Hector is a cute and pretty mopey puppy and Lenore is a happy spoiled princess with a love for cute and pretty things.

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The only time anyone shows up and acts like a friend is because they want something?

yes

Not all there is also the sub freaks tweaking out over the Red Headed Dom of their wet dreams.

And the minute you say no or you cant right now suddenly your the asshole.

So they're the Castlevania version of Elmyra and Furball?

yeah

From the thumb thought she was tempting him with a Pocky stick in her teeth.

her taming hector's fine ass is the highlight of the season

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Holy shit, I see it.

That is actually pretty cute.

So then you cut the fucking ingrates heads off, shove spikes up their asses, and set them up out side your door as a warning to all the other fair weather asswipes coming to your door.

the police would get involved at that point so no

Ha, it works as an analogy better then it should.

She will heal him

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His heart? Maybe
His ass? Never

>a good Christian girl like Maria sticking by Alucard when she learns he's a bender

I would rape Alucard

I would rape Hector.

She knew about Lyudmil, thought

I think it fits into the lore for Maria to peg Alucard.