Questionable Content

Terrible

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This one is especially terrible.
>Rapid-fire jokes but absolutely none of them are clever or entertaining in the slightest.
Yeesh.

It's the closest he's ever gotten to accurately portraying a room full of high people

>>>Rapid-fire jokes but absolutely none of them are clever or entertaining in the slightest.

I mean the jab at e-sports chairs was decent.

This strip is the kind he used to make in 2008 except hannelore was better.

Should we notify Jeph that one of his strips reached sensible chuckle tier?

>ultimate mixed martial arts isn't just the roman colosseum

>ultimate rape is where you have Martens face strapped to the glory hike with his unknowing father in the next booth

Claire getting her congrats bj under the counter.

She's pretending she doesn't know it's actually Dora. But she knows.

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>ultimate torture is realizing your sole source of income is drawing this comic about being a fucking loser

I’ll never make a comic as good as this. Where does he gets such deep characters and profound story ideas?
At least theremins didn’t get mentioned again.

she can only tell because Marten can get to the balls without choking

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This.

t. stoner. Our jokes are funny to us, but pretty dumb when we're sober.

Terrible as usual, but that ultimate soccer sounds like a fun enough game.

Everytime I look at Questionable Content, I then realize why I hate everything about nerd culture.

God damn, is Handstabs fucking autistic?

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>humans
Terrible

>decide to go to the cafe instead of the bar because one of your friends is an alcoholic
>smoke weed

they want faye to fail, right?

>ultimate Esports it's just the stock market with uglier chairs
im not gonna lie, that one was decent

Is every character just obsessed with weed now?

Ultimate American Football is... Rugby.
There, I wrote you a better punchline. It's still ass, but at least it's a fucking joke, you god damned hack. Fuck me.

>Ultimate [sport] is just [existing thing]
>There, I wrote you a better punchline.
user, he already wrote that punchline with the e-sports thing.

What the fuck is the relation between esports and the stock market? Computers? That's a fucking tenuous connection and not even a "sport" but a whole category. An absolute miserable note to end your buildup. Honestly, the "ultimate mixed martial arts" part was sort of the punchline to the gag, which was
>what if ultimate version of X?
>buildup: say sport, add silly XTREME addition
>repeat
>Payoff: Flip it to reverse. "haha, what if XTREME thing, but toned down?"
But then he carries on for two more fucking comments of the buildup part of the joke, like he didn't realize it was over. I honestly don't even think he realized he was writing a joke.

in the grim, dark future of humanity, Victoria II is the world's most popular e-sport

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>You can’t use marijuana in any form (smoking, vaping, edibles, etc.) in public
Imagine breaking the law even when it's legal. Where's Dora to crack down on her fiancee trying to get her business to shut down?

>no cute robots
Terrible

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goddamn would it have killed the guy to actually draw these lolrandom versions of sports?

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1000% improvement

I actually liked the Ultimate American Football joke.

It's pretty much bang on, and it got me to smile a tad, but...

*Shrug*

(It's a joke about how American Football is about gaining territory in yards, and so is trench warfare!)

Wouldn't Ultimate Marten be the top?

It'd work if there was a bonus strip that has the classic "over the top" WW1 film scene except everyone's in a football uniform and halfway through the charge the ref shows up and flags the play, but that's something far closer to Perry Bible Fellowship's wheelhouse than QC.