Why did they have horns?

Why did they have horns?

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for better grip

because they suck willy

Fan theory is they interbred with dragons in the distant past to gain magical ability and the horns were a bonus.

Why do males have horns then?

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Why is the morality in this show so fucking weird? They pretend at moral greyness but also seem to judge things like dark magic with blanket disdain.

Because despite there being no seeming justification within the universe the writers said "dark magic is super bad evil and destroys you when you use it"

In all honesty it's just cringey writing. I love the show, but it's hard to look past the childish amateur level of "this is bad because I said so" stuff. I'm reminded of when the writers of the Jessica Jones show did that for the final season to by literally putting a character in there for the sole purpose of having the power to "sense evil" to make force the audience to agree with the opinion of Trish becoming pure evil. It was just ridiculous

because Viren is the hero we need

The horns are cute. I don't like the fact they have 1 less finger per hand though. And presumably 1 less toe per foot as well.

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And I think it's charming.

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Also to for sucking willy.

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Because elves are the descendants of human/dragon mongrels.

Horns symbolize being a cuck.

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It's rare to find a comic that's both artistically coherent and in character.

Most joyful fap I've had in recent memory.

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Do female moonshadow elves shave down there? is Rayla rocking a huge white muff?

>elf getting cucked
it's beautiful

My headcanon is elves don't get hair down there at all
Why is that women getting cucked is so much hotter than the other way around?

>Why is that women getting cucked is so much hotter than the other way around?
Because women by nature have a "done to" role in sex, so if a man is cuck he simply fails to "have done," while a female cuck is so low that she's not even worthing having sex "done to."

Can someone try and reword this in to something that sounds less autistic?

In this universe elves are evolved from mountain goats.
They also solve internal conflicts by running into each other at full speed.