Why does no one seem to bother that a rich lonely guy keeps adopting young boys who all look the same?

Why does no one seem to bother that a rich lonely guy keeps adopting young boys who all look the same?

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Why does nobody seem to notice that Gotham's most notable billionaire always adopts a new ward at the same time Gotham's most prominent vigilante gets a new sidekick that's roughly the same age?

Except of the Robins one is his actual flesh and blood son, he only really adopted 2, beause Tim had parents

Next headline should be:
>Bruce Wayne supplying young boys to Batman. Authorities disturbed by the connection.

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He's rich.

>Guy who lost his parents to crime keeps adopting kids who lose their parents to crime
It just doesn't add up.

Probably because Tim wasn't adopted when he became Robin, his dad was still alive

Because he doesn't.
Dick would probably be the most obvious, but Bruce didn't even adopt him, he was just a ward.
Jason looked so similar to Dick that most wouldn't even be able to tell the difference between their Robins, even with the age gap.
Tim didn't get adopted until a long time after he became Robin, because he had parents (until he didn't).
Bruce wasn't in the picture when Damian became Robin, so that probably muddied the waters a bit.

That's been retconned.

I thought they got rid of it?

...is Cass wearing panties here?

Yes but only because Bruce demanded she start clothing herself in his home.

People don't know there is more than one Robin

I'd read a story about Bruce having to choose between revealing himself as Batman or having to live with rumors about him being Gotham's Epstein.

This is Gotham, their billionaires routinely get convicted of conspiring with a guy named Al Ghul to nuke the entire city or are in the middle of some bullshit cybercrime, even if Bruce didn't fuck a supermodel at every party any story on him is on page 9 after "Joker makes a giant hammer to fight the Penguin again"

This explains why Bruce has such elaborate contingency plans to defeat the JLA, he knows one day they'll find out and try to take him down for pederasty.

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Well he's definitely not gonna reveal himself. Hell, some versions of Bruce might even be autistic enough to lean into it, because as long as there's plausible deniability, people thinking he's a sicko is better than people thinking he's Batman, or something like that.

>the amount of Pizzagate style conspiracies about Bruce Wayne that must exist in the DC Universe

>Batman's rogues gallery never makes boyfucker jokes at his expense
Lazy writers

Isn't he widely known as the orphan son of the Waynes? Maybe people figure he adopts orphans because he empathizes.

Remember when Dick Grayson was revealed to the world as Nightwing, and for some reason Lex Luthor was the only person who put two and two together that Bruce Wayne was Batman?
That reminds me, did they undo that, or does Lex still know?

PEXLEX is too busy being PEXLEX to care about the identity of a non-PEXer

>Bruce wasn't in the picture when Damian became Robin, so that probably muddied the waters a bit.
Never really got into Rebirth, did Dick still have a stint as Batman? Or is that all overwritten now?

Now that you say that I wonder why the brotherhood never made jokes about Xavier being a pedo grooming his students

He still knows, especially after being a JL member and fighting a shitload of Batmen in Dark Knight Metal aftermath.

Because Magneto and Mystique are also guilty of grooming teenagers.

Why did they let him adopt more kids after one of them died under mysterious circumstances?

That's why the Mutants keep losing

Because the law doesn't work the same way for the 1%.

And now they're a sex cult that's fine with showing off naked teenagers in public for all to see.

You know what money is, right?

If you want to get technical, he never adopted Tim and Damian's his actual son. But he did adopt two young boys and one autistic Asian girl which does seem very suspicious.

>Master Bruce, one Detective Montoya is here. She requests your cooperation in the... disappearance of poor Jason
>Tell her to come back with a fucking warrant. I'm going to make some donations to the police union

Sex cults are the best kind of cults. I might start one.

Let's not forget the outfits he makes the boys wear

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People with money do get investigated, it's just that they usually deny everything and get away with it anyway.

He trains child soldiers to become streetfighting vigilantes who work 365 nights a year. He's literally a pedophile elite billionaire that all of pol hates. He even used to make his child soldiers dress up in embarrassing short shorts.

This. While he forces the girls to dress in fullbody leather. Bruce Wayne is a child soldier training vigilante billionaire with a weird latex and bat fetish. Why is this man considered a hero again?

Look at that druken wreck, I bet he beat him to death in a whiskey fueled rage! We should loot his mansion when he's drunk, bet we'll find some more kids there! Come on back me up Matches

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