I'm still laughing

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>wuhan

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Who the fuck is giving their movie to those soulless adaptations anyway. Who's responsible for this bullshit

what the fuck even is that outfit? I hope this movie bombs hard.

Bob Iger trying to suck China's dick. Finn from Star Wars had his role shafted because black people test so badly in China. Then they cast a fat vietnamese bitch in Last Jedi to play Rose to further try to appeal to China.
Disney=retard

Actual Asians hate each other senpai, Rose was an attempt to get Asian-Americans who embrace that whole pan-Asian identity thing on board. Donnie Yen in Rogue One was their attempt at making Chinese audiences happy.

>Actual Asians hate each other
No more true statement on the board

no mushu, no songs = trash
i hope this flops hard, even in china

I hope China make their own movie after, like when Japan made this in response to Zilla.

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China already churns out a shitton of wuxia films.

Yes ironically white people don't understand this. Athe idea that natives were boring a long time before people showed up to America and the Africa has always been the world's largest Battle Royale

Asian Americans tend to hate each other too and I have never come across a "Pan-AZN identity" thing anywhere. Why did they cast fat ugly Kelly Marie Tran when they could have cast a beautiful and attractive Korean American or *gasp* even a Chinese American in her role? Casting a fat happa peasant Viet only served to repel both Azns AND Azn-American bananas. She appealed to literally no one and Rose looked like her clothes were a potato sack.

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Then another Mulan adaptation should be too much.

>laughing turns to coughing, then wheezing

Kelly Marie Tran is decently attractive, Rian Johnson intentionally made her look frumpy in TLJ

>or *gasp* even a Chinese American

Chloe could have taken some time between Agents of SHIELD episodes to do Mulan and/or Rose Tico. Bet Boyega's face would have been a lot different during that kiss too.

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China hates black people. They would have been disgusted to see a Chinese-even a half chinese capitalist- kissing a black male. That would be shame beyond redemption for Chloe and all of her ancestors on BOTH sides of the family.

do you have one like this except she's in a thong and pulling her pants down instead of up and it's from behind?

No thong, I'm sorry to say.

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Mostly Americans, unlike say Transformers the Disney live-action remakes don't that that well in China. Of the last three (Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast) the China market only brought in 5%-7% of the box office revenue

>“When I wrote that character of Rose, she was genuinely a nerd, like someone who I would have actually hung out with in high school. She felt like a character who didn’t belong in a Star Wars movie. And it appealed to me.”

Rose Tico was that fat girl he crushed on but couldn't sack up enough to ask out.

Black Panther did good in China

To be fair, Africans hate eachother, Europeans hate eachother, Slavs hate eachother, north americans hate eachother, and south americans hate eachother.
I'm completely in the dark about the middle east though. Maybe they like eachother.

>Yes ironically white people don't understand this.
?????? Do you seriously think we don't all hate each other here in Europe? I never assumed it to be different anywhere else.

I mean there’s a reasons Asians have killed more people than every other race combined.

Middle east barring Israel*
Everyone hates Israel

>Maybe they like eachother

lol

...because they have a whole continent to themselves and have generally bred like rabbits until very recently?

As I said (in a misquote), I know they all hate Israel, but how do they feel about eachother if you remove Israel from the equation?
How does Pakistan feel about Saudi Arabia or Turkey or Syria

They'd probably fight over sunni and shia or that kind of bullshit...
Not to mention extremist groups

They're all infidels and deserve to burn. What else is there to understand? In fact, it reminds me of this joke:

>Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

>He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

>He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

>Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

No matter how alike any two groups of people may seem, there is always a reason for someone to kill someone else.

at least its an asian female.

Oh they all fucking hate each other’s guts, it’s just that they can unite their hatred towards outsiders so that they hate them slightly more than they hate each other.

>but how do they feel about eachother if you remove Israel from the equation
Oh they hate each other almost as much as they hate Israel. The bad blood between Sunni and Shiite Muslims is over 1000 years old and has caused countless wars between various Muslim states during that time. Even for Muslims part of the same denomination there's ancient tribal rivalries and ethnic feuds that span centuries.

Even that is not a guaranteed thing though. It was infighting between Muslim Caliphates that allowed the first crusade to succeed in the 11th century. Even with the crusaders rolling over fortress after fortress they wouldn't set aside their differences and fight together, and that's how the crusader kingdoms were established. It wasn't until Saladin managed to unite most (but not all) the Muslim factions in the middle east that the situation changed.

You forgot the rest of the context, in which she was supposed to change clothing and pretty up when the reached Canto Bight, that drove his decision to make her look frumpy. He then apparently cut the scene late in production. It's not hard to take away from this that Rian either has problems with Kelly Marie Tran or still hasn't gotten over a chick from high school.

Who is this even going to appeal to? It looks like every other wuxia, Americans are pissed at Asians in general, and the lead actress said some shit about supporting police brutality against HK so now HKers and Taiwanese both in Asia and overseas aren't going.