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I'm still laughing
Eli Williams
Christopher Fisher
>wuhan
Oliver Morris
Who the fuck is giving their movie to those soulless adaptations anyway. Who's responsible for this bullshit
Jordan Smith
what the fuck even is that outfit? I hope this movie bombs hard.
Josiah Jones
Bob Iger trying to suck China's dick. Finn from Star Wars had his role shafted because black people test so badly in China. Then they cast a fat vietnamese bitch in Last Jedi to play Rose to further try to appeal to China.
Disney=retard
Joseph James
Actual Asians hate each other senpai, Rose was an attempt to get Asian-Americans who embrace that whole pan-Asian identity thing on board. Donnie Yen in Rogue One was their attempt at making Chinese audiences happy.
Isaiah Reyes
>Actual Asians hate each other
No more true statement on the board
Nathaniel Cruz
no mushu, no songs = trash
i hope this flops hard, even in china
Michael Peterson
I hope China make their own movie after, like when Japan made this in response to Zilla.
Chase Turner
China already churns out a shitton of wuxia films.
Jace Long
Yes ironically white people don't understand this. Athe idea that natives were boring a long time before people showed up to America and the Africa has always been the world's largest Battle Royale
Jose Ortiz
Asian Americans tend to hate each other too and I have never come across a "Pan-AZN identity" thing anywhere. Why did they cast fat ugly Kelly Marie Tran when they could have cast a beautiful and attractive Korean American or *gasp* even a Chinese American in her role? Casting a fat happa peasant Viet only served to repel both Azns AND Azn-American bananas. She appealed to literally no one and Rose looked like her clothes were a potato sack.
Nolan Cox
Then another Mulan adaptation should be too much.
Jace Sullivan
>laughing turns to coughing, then wheezing
Nathan Barnes
Kelly Marie Tran is decently attractive, Rian Johnson intentionally made her look frumpy in TLJ
Christian Green
>or *gasp* even a Chinese American
Chloe could have taken some time between Agents of SHIELD episodes to do Mulan and/or Rose Tico. Bet Boyega's face would have been a lot different during that kiss too.
Luke Sullivan
China hates black people. They would have been disgusted to see a Chinese-even a half chinese capitalist- kissing a black male. That would be shame beyond redemption for Chloe and all of her ancestors on BOTH sides of the family.
Evan Ward
do you have one like this except she's in a thong and pulling her pants down instead of up and it's from behind?
Hunter Peterson
No thong, I'm sorry to say.
Ryder Martin
Mostly Americans, unlike say Transformers the Disney live-action remakes don't that that well in China. Of the last three (Lion King, Aladdin, Beauty and the Beast) the China market only brought in 5%-7% of the box office revenue
Christian Long
>“When I wrote that character of Rose, she was genuinely a nerd, like someone who I would have actually hung out with in high school. She felt like a character who didn’t belong in a Star Wars movie. And it appealed to me.”
Rose Tico was that fat girl he crushed on but couldn't sack up enough to ask out.
Jason Peterson
Black Panther did good in China
Jose Campbell
To be fair, Africans hate eachother, Europeans hate eachother, Slavs hate eachother, north americans hate eachother, and south americans hate eachother.
I'm completely in the dark about the middle east though. Maybe they like eachother.
William Hall
>Yes ironically white people don't understand this.
?????? Do you seriously think we don't all hate each other here in Europe? I never assumed it to be different anywhere else.
Jace Anderson
I mean there’s a reasons Asians have killed more people than every other race combined.
Dominic Miller
Middle east barring Israel*
Everyone hates Israel
Daniel Thompson
>Maybe they like eachother
lol
Dylan Smith
...because they have a whole continent to themselves and have generally bred like rabbits until very recently?
Josiah Cook
As I said (in a misquote), I know they all hate Israel, but how do they feel about eachother if you remove Israel from the equation?
How does Pakistan feel about Saudi Arabia or Turkey or Syria
Jordan Evans
They'd probably fight over sunni and shia or that kind of bullshit...
Not to mention extremist groups
Jacob Gonzalez
They're all infidels and deserve to burn. What else is there to understand? In fact, it reminds me of this joke:
>Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
>He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
>He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
>Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
No matter how alike any two groups of people may seem, there is always a reason for someone to kill someone else.
Joseph Cooper
at least its an asian female.
Ayden Reyes
Oh they all fucking hate each other’s guts, it’s just that they can unite their hatred towards outsiders so that they hate them slightly more than they hate each other.
Sebastian James
>but how do they feel about eachother if you remove Israel from the equation
Oh they hate each other almost as much as they hate Israel. The bad blood between Sunni and Shiite Muslims is over 1000 years old and has caused countless wars between various Muslim states during that time. Even for Muslims part of the same denomination there's ancient tribal rivalries and ethnic feuds that span centuries.
Jace Reyes
Even that is not a guaranteed thing though. It was infighting between Muslim Caliphates that allowed the first crusade to succeed in the 11th century. Even with the crusaders rolling over fortress after fortress they wouldn't set aside their differences and fight together, and that's how the crusader kingdoms were established. It wasn't until Saladin managed to unite most (but not all) the Muslim factions in the middle east that the situation changed.
Lucas Edwards
You forgot the rest of the context, in which she was supposed to change clothing and pretty up when the reached Canto Bight, that drove his decision to make her look frumpy. He then apparently cut the scene late in production. It's not hard to take away from this that Rian either has problems with Kelly Marie Tran or still hasn't gotten over a chick from high school.
John Ross
Who is this even going to appeal to? It looks like every other wuxia, Americans are pissed at Asians in general, and the lead actress said some shit about supporting police brutality against HK so now HKers and Taiwanese both in Asia and overseas aren't going.