Good evening owls and robofuckers,
More OP tonight
JSA Storytime: Transformers
Anthony Gutierrez
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Ian Hernandez
back in a few, walkin the dog
Jacob Richardson
Bumpin
Luke Carter
Shut the fuck up warner shill. Stop spreading your garbage show across Zig Forums
Benjamin Sullivan
5G is dead, and so is Marty Pasko :(
Juan Davis
I dreamt I found an ancient half-broken teleporter that only had the power for one teleport and I somehow knew it was connected to Cybertron so I tried my luck to summon a bot and hoped for an ultra rare gacha bot like Megs or Magnus but I got Sentinel instead.
There was some other stuff I don't remember anymore but at the end he followed me to my apartment and critizised everything I own until I went to bed and woke up in reality later. On the plus side he wasn't too big since he is a botlet. So I guess it's less stressful to walk with him than doing it with Fortress Maximus or something.
Aaron Fisher
Writer of a pretty good Wonder Woman run, and the 12 Labors storyline... Sad to lose him
Christopher Roberts
Hello, Storyteller.
Oh dear. What is up with those 90s ass bandoliers? Like, yeah you need to carry ammo, but how does one transform while wearing that?
In fact, comics always seem to somehow make storage space look really stupid. Belts, bandoliers, pouches... these are all perfectly valid means of carrying equipment, and yet...
Brandon Harris
They already destroyed 77 5G poles in the UK because of corona conspiracies so 5G is truly dead.
Grayson Baker
Surprised they're not accusing them of being black magic at this point
Cool fucking planet we've got here
Aiden Flores
It's funny because they all argue with the "I just distrust media and am ciritcal and therefore smart"-bullshit again. I mean I am the first to say you should always check different sources, but this whole the-truth-is-always-the-opposite-of-what-media-says shtick is a really dumb method for making really dumb people feel really smart for no reason and regardless of what other bullshit they come up with. Ironically, at the end of the day they are just as uncritical towards random blogs and youtube channels as they claim everyone else to be towards official news.
Dominic Bennett
Speaking of conspiracies, I just finished this documentary youtube.com
It's interesting. About nuclear power
James Allen
walkin the dog
walkin the dog
Justin Scott
Brayden Bell
>We couldn't reach anyone actually related, so we got the next best thing, a wrestler named
I wish the news really was like this
Ethan Turner
Jazz did nothing wrong
Liam Sanders
I welcome our Scott Snyder helmed DCU. I do wonder what the post Death Metal plans are now. Especially with no Didio and dead 5G
I’m excited for Death Metal but I think everyone else here dislikes Scott Snyder
Other comic news is bleeding cool ran some blind items which are kinda fun
Robert Clark
Wait, why are the authorities looking for Jazz? Leaving a bogus interview is not a crime, last I checked. Yes, public opinion is against him at present because he dared defend someone from a homicidal cop, but whatever. Is diplomatic immunity magically not a thing?
I'll be honest, I'm finding this plot a bit hard to follow, at least since the Junkions stopped being active antagonists.
Alexander Cox
He wuz a good bot.
Nicholas Cruz
Asher Martin
I like the two main Junkions they look cool as fuck and are funny.
Easton Ross
Blake Gomez
lmao
Christian Jones
the dronebot is cute! CUTE!
Samuel Diaz
>>My name is Sideswipe. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Henry Watson
Elijah Peterson
Come on Arcee just hug him
Asher Anderson
Calm your man-tits.
Colton Mitchell
Optimus would be a LARPer
Anthony Gonzalez
If all the major news outlets agreed to say the world was flat, would these assholes say it's round out of knee-jerk bullshit or agree?
Anthony Clark
Welcome back everybody. This storytime has been one of the few hospitable places on the internet lately. Thanks for being here.
Josiah Hughes
Benjamin Adams
HI user
Jose Russell
"He ran when we called him a murderer and didn't let him speak! He must be hiding something!"
Camden Clark
>Wait, why are the authorities looking for Jazz?
He kinda shot a guy.
Jaxon Jenkins
Jose Green
Optimus would 100% be super into the rolepaying aspect of gaming.
Goddamn, the premise of 'main cast plays D&D' is such a fun and obvious idea, yet it doesn't come up nearly as often as you'd think.
Connor Thompson
Ethan Diaz
Its super weird now that I think about it that Kitty’s Fantasy Dream Story happened but we never got a Legion DnD issue. They canonically play!
Dominic Bennett
Over in the Voltron thread on /m/ somebody was shitting his pants because "D&D episodes are a cheap way for hack writers to score nerd points!!!!!"
Ugh.
Gabriel Martinez
Now I want a Final Fantasy style Transformers RPG...