Time for boomer comics, water edits, and wholesome edits.
Boomer comics
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This one is not wrong though.
why do boomers even have long loveseats
Why was my first thought about this comic "I bet the author flies a confederate flag"
Is it because irony is dead?
Make it wider
this one is true
problem is, all major news sites belong on the internet side of things too. real journalism isn't profitable or interesting enough to prop itself up and even the most mundane of facts will never survive the onslaught of writers with only a passing knowledge of the subject matter they're reporting on and the woeful in-house style guides used by most of the press.
My greatest fear is being this dumb and obstructive when I'm old.
What amazes me is that all these comics are still being made. Like, shouldn't this position be filled by GenX and Millennials now?
Darkest timeline.
Now lets all get onto the one-way train to a much darker take on Idiocracy...
Face tattoos, in my experience, indicate a criminal history on the part of the person wearing them.
Thats why you need to never stop trying to learn everything. Its like Alice's Treadmill, you have to run as fast as you can to not fall behind. Once you think you've learned all you'll ever need to know, it gets you
Can someone explain the boomer love for brands and corporations? It's actually further than "consume product" because it's not even the product but the supplier of the product.
Children have been tapping fish tanks since time immemorial. This is not a product of the digital age.
Someone post the heartwarming edit
The boomer theft of the feats of the greatest generation is their biggest sin.
Its nostalgia. They don't actually miss the corporations, they miss their childhood and don't like the fact that things have changed.
Jesus
Things were perfect when they were young and everything which is different from then is some awful deviation from that perfection.
based and wholesome
He gave her the old seed and feed.
wait.. is he drinking from the host because he's *nostalgic* about getting to drink of filthy puddles?
But if that's true how do you explain that wife bad?
>Alcoholism is funny when it's middle aged moms getting plastered.
put superman in any of these and it becomes zoomer comics.
You're going to have to kill a lot more of us than that to get that result, Covid.
I love how the artist instantly dates himself by using the word 'crummy'
>Johnny you little shit. Can you let me say two sentences with out automatically redirecting to pokemon?
>Johnny: Do you wanna know what my top 5 fav pokemon are?
Are millenials the only truly redpilled generation.
When I say redpilled i mean the correct definition not the Zig Forums one
perfect. my bae and I can now fit.
Wait is this actually a sequel to that other comic?
The one thing that's unique to Millennials (and only a small part) is that they are, at their core, romantics and idealists. They're not as cynical as the GenX into older Millennials, and they're not as ironic as younger Millennials into Zoomers.
It's the playboy one merged with the chicken farmer one.
noice
>romantics and idealists
Theres nothing romantic or idealistic about wanting basic human rights. The idpol shit like feminism and trans I can understand why people mock, but for things like universal healthcare and wanting to kill landlords that's completely understandable.
When a bunch of Millennials sit around jacking each other off you get Reddit, so no, I wouldn't say that Millennials are "red-pilled".
Oh ok.
They do love their sears catalogs.
No. The implication is that his ex-wife is out of touch with reality for considering hose water gross when he's had to drink dirty puddle water to survive. He's known real hardship, and she never has.
>When a bunch of Millennials sit around jacking each other off you get Reddit
Reddit is full of radical centrist zoomers, so you are wrong. The porn side of reddit is all boomers