Mordecai! Rigby! ______ or you’re fired!!!
Mordecai! Rigby! ______ or you’re fired!!!
Molest kids?
Make Pops stop being racist
heheh. compared to defeating Superman and curing corona, molesting kids will be easy! c'mon, Rigby!
Make Hazbin Hotel actually funny
Stop being a simp
>Mordecai! Rigby! Find the Land of Nod or you’re fired!!!
Oh, you think it'll be easy? Then how about we use Skips' time hat and take you back to the past. Do you know your little friend Margret?
If you're implying Mordecai wouldn't have the heart to molest loli Margret you clearly don't know Mordecai.
Mordecai would be the guy that would go out of his way to impress loli Margret enough to make her worship him all the way to adulthood
>Post your dick pics on Zig Forums or you’re fired!!!
But Blue jays don't have dicks, what's Mordecai gonna do?
Say the n word
>But Blue jays don't have dicks, what's Mordecai gonna do?
Are you sure about that?
STOP HAVING SEX IN THE PARK
make pops experience the miracle of birth
find me some pictures of Spider Man!
duuuuuuuuuude, that's a great idea.
let's go sneak up on Skips and steal the hat!
execute order 66
Look it up
Damnit now all I can think of is Emperor J.Jonah Jameson.
>Lick my bubblegums clean
>complete the system of German idealism
stop jerking off in the park bathrooms
Make Zig Forums not shit
... alright we’re done
>Sneak into Gene’s office and put child porn on his computer.
> give me all of your work salary back
Ow! Mordecai and Rigby? what are you two doing with my time hat?!
Sorryskipsnotimetoexplain!
>they run off and use the time hat to travel back in time
>Emperor Jameson executes order 1962 getting pictures of the entire spider men order