What does "fair" mean?

What does "fair" mean?

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The funny thing about this is that the comics clearly written to make the point that the "real" meaning of the word fair is its use as "light skin or hair," and he is insulting her with its use.
However, what they're clearly unaware of is that's actually a more modern use, and the archaic meaning IS actually "beautiful", so within the context of the time period presented in the comic, the knight is correct that it means beautiful, and the princess is a retard.

The writer is a guy who deflected criticism away from him by saying he had a "little brown daughter," you expect him to be smart?

>well, fuck you. Stay in your tower bitch.
>ugh. if it wasn't for the white male supermiarchy i'd be free by now

>you're a writer and you don't know what words mean?
>UM, MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER IS BROWN?

I don’t think she’s trapped there, looks like she could just shimmy down

I bet all these adopted non-white toy children will grow up to have major hang ups.
>D-d-dad. Do you love me.
>Of course I do, sweetheart. You and your brown skin.
>Dad, do you love ME?
>Yes, little brown you.

She broke in

Good for her

He's married to a black woman. But the hilarious thing was that the pushback came from a horse comic that basically was a shitty allegory for Ferguson.

Why is it okay to go looking for a "fair maiden" when you're into white girls, but you holler for some "sweet chocolate" and suddenly you're fetishizing a culture?

Would she agree then to be rescued if he called her “fine chocolte”?

Are you talking about colonizing her pussy?

>However, what they're clearly unaware of is that's actually a more modern use
>"How I wish that I had a daughter that had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood and hair as black as night."
>"Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all?"
So, the 19th Century is Modern?

>*hoof beats*
>"Sir Knight! O Sir Knight! Hast thou comest to rescue me of this prison?"
>"YO BITCH LET ME SEE THAT FAT BLACK ASS!"

I can't tell if you mixed up and don't realize he meant Fair being used as "light skin or hair" is the modern use or if you think the Queen was asking who had the lightest hair and skin as opposed to the more logical telling that she was asking who was the most beautiful.

You'd think she'd just go dye her hair and apply a little more powder in the latter case.

Wanna know how any idiot can beat this stupid line of thought?

>Okay, then what does "The fairer sex" mean?

Some people don't like being compared to food.

Well you come up with something natural, appealing, and brown.

>natural, appealing, and brown

so why would he be looking for a brown woman then?

>You'd think she'd just go dye her hair and apply a little more powder in the latter case.
The Mirror can only tell the truth, so the best she'd get from that is it complimenting her makeup, while still making her a Number two to Snow White. Besides, it's a Fairy Tale, shit escalates quickly.

Hey I didn't say I agreed with it. My wife's black and whenever I'm feeling down she asks me if I want a chocolate shake and then shakes her butt at me.

The original meaning of "fairness" is "beauty". Look it up if you like.

>knight searching the land for a damsel that matches his taste
>finally sees a woman in a tower, skin the color of the darkest, richest, honey
>pleasepleaseplease
>sir knight, please come and save me
>jump from the window, and I shall catch you
>oh, but sir knight, my posturer is too large to clear the gap
>his face when

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Lmao

Her mean old father the King put her in the tower until she was ready to be rescued and married off, as is tradition. Yes, that's actually the set up of the story. I read it myself. The twist is that she finds a sword under her bed and she just fucking walks out. The dragon meant to keep her inside the tower is actually on her side, and she just leaves. She's naturally a master class sword fighter of course, and she obliterates any swordsman in her path. Then the story ends with her going on a journey to free other princesses from other towers. In essence, she replaces the role of the Prince in the traditional fairy tale.

That honestly sounds lame. Not "offensive" just...Lame...

Ah, the classic feminist fairy tale of the amazingly capable damsel who was just pretending to be distressed.

Yeah, but in the story Snow White, her skin is part of what makes her "the fairest in all the land." To the point where it's in her name.

So?

Gee, you mean to say that a bunch of fucking Germans thought that the most beautiful girl in the land was a white bitch? Imagine that.

Retard.

The issue is that the idea of a princess locked in her tower and escaping could lead to a really interesting story.
So, she's locked up, and manages to escape either by overpowering (through surprise) the dragon, or tricking it somehow (maybe dropping her voluminous dress over its head so it can't see? already ripe with imagery) and on her way out she sees the bones of all the knights who have attempted to rescue her. She never thought there could be so many! And she escaped so easily. She could done it years ago, and none of these brave men would needed to die...It's because of her...Because she was a coward!

Obviously it's not her fault. She never asked for any of this, but the feelings of guilt would haunt her, and on her journey home (losing her dress she poses as a normal travelling woman) she slowly comes to make amends with herself and realise how she doesn't need to blame herself for what happened.

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>user is better than a professional writer
>again

It's not as if that was a clever idea for me to come up with. They always reference the knights that failed in these stories, and all I did was wonder how the princess (assuming she's not a cow like in the OP comic) would feel about that.