MORT. I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO TAKE THIS LIFETIMER AND PUT IT WAAAAAY UP INSIDE YOUR BUTTHOLE

Thank goodness Pratchett got to slip away into the great beyond before the second half of this decade happened.

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Why?
Don't you think he'd be excited for the upcoming Guards, Guards! show?

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Who are they supposed to be?

Angua and Cheery

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That's a pretty spot-on Nobby

Nobby isn't even on the show

Cheery had a beard.

>Shaved Dwarves
This is the only thing I'm not a fan of. Everything else about Cheri and Angua look fine, though I would have liked them to keep her with long hair.
Ok what the fuck

Tell that to the showrunners. I'm not making shit up, it's all confirmed.

Here, have some Lady Sybil

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Nothing to say about the electric appliances or the "urban" look?

>Angua isn't a varbie
>Cheery is just a speedrunner
I am displeased.

That's not thicc
You think they would have got that at least

that's just live action Starfire

Or middle-aged. But whelp, she's a vigilante in this reality so I guess all bets are off

>Cheery is just an actual Frannie
Officer I have a crime against metaphor to report
Also do you think they will keep the Orthodox Jew parallels the dwarfs have?

It's Ahnk-Morpork, there anachronisms all over Discworld. Unseen University made a quantum computer. The Assassin's guild had a goddamn rifle. I haven't read them yet but they invent Movies, the Postal System, and Steam Engines in Moist von Lipwigs books. Vimes even has a pager as of Jingo. The only real issue would be if your autism told you that Guards Guards didn't take place before those events, but there inconsistencies all over the place.

Most of those things work with some sort of magical or low-fi equivalent, not directly plugged to the wall. There's a difference.

>Also do you think they will keep the Orthodox Jew parallels the dwarfs have?

No goy, that's anti-semitic. We can't have that.

This hurts more then anything else. Cheri sucks because they are doing a reverse on her character, she started off in a culture that has onle one gender identity and becoming more lady like as the series went on, in their own fucked way they are at least trying to keep on the same track.

Sybil is supposed to be a bigger "jolly" woman.

Just wait until you see Vimes. He's now a gay black transman. Also he loves kings.

>The Assassin's guild had a goddamn rifle.
Vimmes smashed that the once he held it.

Actually it was Carrot who smashed it. Vimes had to fight the urge to use it, Carrot didn't even feel the urge.

And here's Carcer with his trusty Goblin guards. Yes, goblin.

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Wow, they are just taking a steaming shit all over Pratchett's legacy, aren't they? Nothing is sacred to them.

Why is it so hard to just have a Discworld series that's good? This makes it feel impossible.

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What is it called when you fuck up a story so bad you lose all the real social messages in favor of social justice that misses the point so hard they land on a different planet?

Your right I was thinking how quickly he turned the following dark.