ITT: Zig Forums humanizations

inb4 catdog

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Let's not and say we didn't.

Yeesh, those are terrible.

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please give me short thicc latina mommy gf

>would any of them
>they are lesbians

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dapper twink bill can fuck right off

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I know they're old but jesus

much better

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ohh that's just beautiful

These womyn look like their teaching Steven how to become an woke interactionist LGBTQ+ POC allied. Who must erased his evil toxic western whiteness masculinity, and become professionally offended on everyone else behave on a blue checked twitter account.

Damn, user. Got any more issues you want to throw in there?

Two can play at that game

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Their orientations are not entirely confirmed, though I'd imagine Amethyst would probably be bi, seeing as a lot of her behavior, mannerisms, and interests were taken from thousands of years of human observation.

What's the difference?

This one's fucking great

They look more like they're going to fuck you if you buy them a drink.

They're drawings user. You can't fuck a drawing regardless of its canonical sexual orientation.

I know quite a few anons are bagging on this but I really really like old Latina Amethyst. Mostly because it pleases my dick

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One was a genuine effort to transform a personality into a design while still being recognizably Bill.
The other is just a shitpost made by Hersh because he doesn't like some of the fanart for human bill and purposefully made him ugly for no reason but to get at these people who dared to have their own artistic vision of a character

>they are lesbians
I'm pretty sure Garnet is asexual and Amethyst will fuck with everyone an anyone, even you and me.

Pro democratic multicultural green feminist socialism.

Anti individualistic, industrious, European culture, republic, capitalist.

That all I can think of mate.

Appreciate it, thanks.

what a shame, he seemed like a chill guy.

I still can't tell the difference.

Mxyzptlk clone.

Fuck, the artist looks like they were taking art lessons from woc.

i prefer this version

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They look like the time hasn't been kind with them.
To be fair, you'd look like this too if you hadto put up with Rose and Steven's fuck-ups.
Based and redpilled, fuck twink fujoshits

>Garnet is asexual
user they are two midgets in a constant state of sex please tell me how they're supposed to be asexual

that's just an anime twink wearing cosplay

One was done out of love for a character, the other the hate for people who don't like your show in the correct way

They're all really cute here.