Chad thread

Marco doesn't want to have all the girls, he wants to be one.

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He's a major dork, scrawny twink and kind of a massive loser who still manages to unrealistically attract like 500 different girls
That's a massive self-insert fantasy

It's funny really.
Marco spent most of his life simping for one girl, then once he got her he left her almost immediately for someone else who moved on and got a boyfriend, then he fucked up his chances with Hekapoo, then spent the rest of his time pining for Star.

Because he’s not a fat Jew like Steven or a cuck like Finn. Plus his design is pretty good as most male MCs go these days.

based

>Did you expect me to post an accurate image or just post the self insert shit I have?
Hilarious

God, i fucking hate modern cartoon designers

>hat's a massive self-insert fantasy
Except all of this didn’t happen until the later seasons where the writers changed. Dude only had his eyes on one girl and it was being keeping going on despite constantly fucking that made her notice him.

>Because he’s not a fat Jew like Steven or a cuck like Finn.
It's funny since Steven and Finn aren't either of those things

>Except all of this didn’t happen until the later seasons where the writers changed
And that's when the self-insert fantasies really started

Stop being a self inserting cuck

So yes you're retarded.

You’re right; Steven’s a tranny cuck who left his GF in the hands of the Murdercock.

But Steven and Finn have like personalities also how is Finn a cuck and Steven a fat jew I mean he is pudgy and I think his human half is itallian but not Jewish

>And that's when the self-insert fantasies really started
I’d say it didn’t because it changed his character for the worst. Two seasons worth of seeing a character throw out his development will upset people, and that’s literally what happened with Marco in Season 3. Anyway who watched the threads should know this by now.

>Star is basically a female chad
So, a slut. Agreed.

Steven is pounding Connies cunny every weekend when they go on space adventures tf you talking about

He's a likable everyman. Slightly dorky in an endearing way. Has had many potential love interests (Jackie, Kelly, Janna, Hekapoo, Star) and is surrounded by other attractive potential waifus. And whether you are a sissy or a macho man you can self-insert as him, because he's mastered both.

So you're retarded.

According to Zig Forums Steven's a fat jew because he's big and Rebecca Sugar is Jewish, despite the fact his bulk is clearly more muscle than fat, and people here are more hung up on Finn's old crush on Princess Bubblegum and ignore the fact he hooked up with Huntress Wizard when the show ended

No, that's not what I meant. Stop.

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>He's a likable everyman.
This. Characters like him have been since forever, but the moment you see him in crossover fanart fucking other characters, it’s a line crossed for Zig Forums.

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>seething this hard the truth
Are Stevencucks this retarded?

>and people here are more hung up on Finn's old crush on Princess Bubblegum and ignore the fact he hooked up with Huntress Wizard when the show ended
Finn got cucked out of his own show user, that finale when he plays second fiddle is what they mean.

>My retarded fanfic is now the truth
I get the feeling the same people who self insert as Marco pull a double duty and self insert as Greg

The cuck thing only really works for Marcucks if you're gonna insult someone do it right

Except it's not, they keep bitching over the fact he didn't end up with Bubblegum or Marceline in the end.

>force your girlfriend to come begging back to you after you personally make sure that she can't have a successful life without you
chad

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