JSA Storytime: Transformers

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

I think this is right?

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Hello, Storyteller.

Ultimately, it's less important that it's in the right order, as long as we can all hang out. ... Especially since the interesting stuff is pretty much done now, let's be real.

>cover
That gun is goddamn absurd.

I am so fucking out of shape D:

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Texas is the most retarded place on earth
Campus is fully reopening tomorrow, I interact with dozens of people a day in a campus of thousands
I hate to attentionwhore but I'm scared guys, I don't know what I'm gonna do, nobody in this state gives a shit and they're going to cheer for the governor as thousands die, our infections are skyrocketing and we haven't even opened yet

I think this is all the actual story in this issue, lol

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Half of the shit in Transformers falls under Clarke's Third.

Same. But I can't be arsed to exercise or diet. More disgusting junk food instead, please.

Hi OP!

>Texas is the most retarded place on earth
Did it suddenly become Wisconsin?

Goddamn it, that Optimus looks evil.

You're right, I probably shouldn't presume when this is the US so there's always some place much worse within driving distance

>Especially since the interesting stuff is pretty much done now, let's be real.
This one is written by the non-Barber writer though, so hopefully we'll be in for something less boring.

HI user

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You should be scared. You are essentially being corerced into venturing out into a dangerous, potentially lethal situation so that the already wealthy upper class can continue to become wealthier via exploitation of your labor.

user, if any of these brain dead fuckstains tries to tell you that wearing a mask is "unAmerican", tell them to go fuck themselves. You can probably get away with it right now.

SO we're looking at 8-8:15 storytime most days now, depending on traffic/how quickly I get back in shape

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i forgot we were later. still just hanging out though. waiting to leave hasbroland.

how're y'all doing?

Pyra Magna not written by Barber and Kabuki jet waifu, this should be fun.

Looks like hitch and johns are interested in JSA again.
If they did something like what happened in the 1990s with Robinson starting the book then leaving, what current person should replace Johns?

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i've been working this whole time and it drives me insane. no one but me wearing masks, no gloves, no one gives a shit, just give them food. and my manager is fucking 60+ and already in bad health. shit's a disaster

everyone will yell at me but orlando. also snyder seems interested. man DC seeing dollar signs at the idea of Johns/Snyder rotating on a book

that bleeding cool article of blind items implied DC was gonna make hitch work with bendis which is funny

I don't want to feel vague intimations of hope, user

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I want to slap the taste out of Krieger's mouth for that last panel. Goddamn.

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i know no one cares but me but it sounds like Bendis is doing a fun 2 parter Legion gimmick

>Beginning a special two-part comics storytelling event! Over the course of two spectacular issues, 44 artists will dive into the 31st century—with each page starring a different Legionnaire! It starts when the team is arrested by a galactic authority that does not approve of the Legion—and it leads into an intergalactic showdown that will affect every member of the team!
.>art by EVAN “DOC” SHANER, JEFF LEMIRE, DUSTIN NGUYEN, JOËLLE JONES, MICHAEL AVON OEMING, LIAM SHARP, ANDRÉ LIMA, SANFORD GREENE, CULLY HAMNER, YANICK PAQUETTE, DAN HIPP, DAVID MACK, DARICK ROBERTSON, DAN JURGENS, BILQUIS EVELY, FABIO MOON, MICHAEL ALLRED, RYAN SOOK, ALEX MALEEV, JOHN TIMMS, DUNCAN ROULEAU, and NORM RAPMUND

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