First comic of the PvP reboot

First comic of the PvP reboot.

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Porn when?

Could you imagine Scott kurtzmans heaving mass on top of you? His giant nose and forehead in your view as his sweet sugary breath heaves in your face as he desperately attempts to thrust his body into you? Feeling the course yet pillowy fat envelop your body as he hopes that you are thick enough so enough of his fat doesn’t hit the ground as to prevent his long since buried penis from even being able to touch you? The fear you’d have to feel of his heart exploding from the modicum of work he’d have to do to get you naked and being trapped underneath his mudslide of a body? The desperate attempts to heave him off of you but never being able to get a good enough grip onto his waterbed like corpse because each armful pushed up would come with cellulosed skin flopping over from some unknown man fold to sweatily embrace you continually panicked arms? I think about these things sometimes, I think about them in a thick sweat

PVP 3?
What was 2?

Think 2.0 was when they moved to Seattle.

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It's been over 20 years, and I still can't believe people read PvP.

WHERE'S THE JOKE SCOTT

In his mirror

I dunno, from everything I’ve seen of that man I think he fucks rough and dirty. Guys kind of obnoxious and you wouldn’t believe how many women want a fat obnoxious man fucking them

Are you saying that Scott kurtzman is the American version of the fat old bastard from my hentais?

Hey, Scott

Is this what he thinks counts as comedy nowadays?
>2.0 is 9 years old
i didn't even know there was a 2.0
But i guess kudos to him to be able to keep doing this as his job.

2.0 was in like 1999 when he learnt to drawn mouths properly

I haven't read it in years so I went back a fee strips to see how it ended and it just... didn't.

What exactly is this reboot nonsense?

Yes

Remember when Scott tried to sue a fantasy webcomic because it had a fat blue guy in it?
I don't know what this it nor do I care to find out whether or not it's a sick joke - just fuck Scott.
Fuck Scott, fuck Scott, fuck Scott. You're worse than B^Uckley.

it was bad then, it's bad now
i guess that the best possible outcome

Okay, this one is pretty good

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i mean, it's only funny because it's a thing that actually happened

kurtz just tacked on a smug remark and called it a day

The pandemic thing just got a chuckle out of me, however what really got me was the Carrie Jesus thing

So if PA is Garfield, then what is pVp?

Cathy

That's fair. B^U as Dilbert?

Dilbert is actually good.

Scott doesn't make love, Zig Forumsmrade. He FUCKS.

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Scott Kurtz is so pathologically fat and self-worshipping. He’s one of these guys who have to insist he has really really good politics and is just the greatest person, to somehow justify their unethical obesity that harms people close to him every day

2 was a LONG time ago, when he updated the art fairly dramatically (especially for Francis). Probably 2000-2002-ish.

Table Titan's was actually really interesting and hes rebooting that too.

Wow! What a wonderful opportunity to start not reading this all over again.

I'm only mostly being a dick; I read PvP daily for all four years of high school and just sort of fell out of the habit in college.

>All the high and mighty WEBcomics mock the newspaper formula
>2020
>All the webcomics have become the same formulaic shit they mocked