RADIOACTIVE SPERM
RADIOACTIVE SPERM
Jace Perez
Hudson Campbell
was jade the target of character assassination?
Ethan Taylor
Yes
Xavier Barnes
totally
Henry Harris
>shilling Kate's shitty shitty comic
Theres a reason why the homestuck ban is actually a good thing
Ayden White
That artstyle seems familiar...
Mason Diaz
>Is
Is that crybaby faggot still deleting all Homestuck threads?
Carson Williams
Is the implication that Jade has a radioactive doggy dong?
Blake Edwards
Your next line is: "I'm a faggot, and I will delete this thread."
Nathaniel James
Basically every character has been Flanderized out the ass. The only characters who act even vaguely to how they used to/should are John and MAYYYBE Vriska
Gavin Gutierrez
Being Jade is suffering.
James Davis
Hussie's symbolism and planning abilities are far too deep for you I see
Kayden Butler
>Old and ugly art Hussie made of Bro and MomRoxy kissing
>Roxy's endless worship and simping over Dirk for most of the Alphas' runtime
>Jake is a cunt
Dirk shoulda been not a faggot and ended up with Roxy and you know it's true
Brody Adams
Is this new? I've never seen this one before.
Daniel Nelson
Anthony Jenkins
Logan Taylor
>Jade fused with Bec
>A MALE dog
How have I only just realized this?
Alexander Gray
To be fair, it's not like it suddenly makes sense. Does Davesprite have a cloaca because he merged with a bird, even though he doesn't have legs.
Justin Gonzalez
Where do you think he gets his morning breakfast eggs?
Christopher White
Calling it assassination would be insulting, its like someone drove trough a neighborhood wrecking everything in their path while yelling to a loud speaker "IM GOING TO MURDER THIS PERSON",
Andrew Martin
How do people just go along with this shit, they made Jade into a dick girl and not jus that: its the dick of her beloved pet and life long friend.
Nicholas Phillips
And not just Jade, either. John’s become a washed-up loser, Jane is suddenly a racist dictator and Kanaya’s a neutered cuck. What’s they point of all this bullshit? Just to make them and us miserable?
Charles Hall
Could be the writers kink, could be Hussie thinking this shit is hilarious, could be the writers thinking this is what Homestuck should have been like from the start, could be the writers just inserting their fanfic ideas and politics into a popular series because they woulnt go anywhere on their own. The possibilities are endless. My personal theory is that their all fucking retarded.
Ayden Martin
I refuse to believe that Bro was ever not gay. Man loved his smuppets. Hussie was a coward for insinuating that Dirk's Smuppet obsession was anything but genuine.
Aaron Wright
They also brought Rose's corpse back out to murder again so people would feel anything about Kanaya other than "i bet that could make a decent table with some varnish."
Nathaniel Ramirez
Because it's fucking dumb. Jade didn't even get a tail from Bec because Jadesprite was primarily a sprite.
Brayden Morris
I miss Homestuck before it was murdered
Jack Phillips
I'm 99% sure that for all the pretensions the writing team has otherwise, Jade's dog dick revenge is absolutely just them inserting their fetish arbitrarily where it doesn't belong, regardless of coherency. There's a reason they're fixated on the doggy dong and don't really bring up any other anatomical traits Jade might have gotten.
Mason Hill
It's a calculated move to damage Jade's image in the fandom, establish a redemption arc for Rosemary, give Jade a kid to be happy with at the end of the story, and, yes, insert a fetish or two.
Like it's fucking gross how deliberately manipulative the plot beat is.
Christian Hill
Jaxon Green
Andrew Torres
Camden Mitchell
Carter Campbell
So I'm listening to a podcast, and they brought this up, so I have to ask: did Vriska seriously murder a bunch of journalists? 'Cause I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Geneva Conventions?
Blake Taylor
They were meant to her.
Its ok Vrissy thought it was hot instead of being shocked at the difference between her fantasy of her ancestor and the real psycho bitch, we're on track for selfcest.
Jaxon Jenkins
Funny enough, I stopped reading on the first line of what I assume that page is and dropped the sequel entirely.
Also, which of the eight kids would have brought the Geneva Conventions over to the new Earth?
Sebastian Brooks
This is from Spider-Man: Reign if anyone is curious.
Landon Wright
Nobody flat out dead, just badly injured. Not that Vriska would care, declaring herself a terrorist.
Blake Perry
John is the only character worth caring about at this point if in my eyes you actually continue to read the garbage thier pushing instead of sticking to the orignal comic and maybe hiveswap.
>Jade is beyond fucked
>Jake is getting absolutely shat on by everything
>Jane is a trump allegory
>Kanaya gets cucked in both timelines
>Terezi is most definetly gonna be lusting after vriska
>Roxy is inconsequential in both timelines
>Davekat is shit and bares no mind to anything worthwhile
>Candy dave is a completely irradeemable asshole in the same vain as candy rose
>Dirk is too busy assaulting our eyes with shitty orange text and reminding us that "YOUR READIN A COMIC GUIS ARENT I SO META"
> dont give a flying fuck about vriska and i cant keep watching the writers suck her cock like shes the best thing in the universe
The omega kids are fine for the most part but for the least amount of heartbreak and vriska cocksucking john is only character i can bare reading for more than 10 minutes.
Robert Williams
What podcast? The only one I know is Kate's soapbox.
Nathan Stewart
>Jane is a trump allegory
There's still Meat Jane